Only ten posts remain (not including Thoughts for Tuesday/Thursday and To My Readers entries) before the journey that has been StuffBlackPeopleHate comes to an official close on August 31.
For those who are interested, the Facebook group for the blog will remain here:
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/group.php?gid=17135349852
The SBPH book is still slated for release at the end of the month, while the undisclosed second half of the…project…will be unveiled, probably through the FB group, at a date TBD.
For today, enjoy:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/07/food.guilty.plea.ap/index.html
-Chris
im so fucking sad!!!!!
Wait, what?
say “sike”!
Ummmmm… what?
how am i supposed to make it through my work day post-SBPH?!?!?!
Come on now, you can’t end it. There’s so much more stuff Black people hate!
Hmmm…where else can I start discussing a topic and have it turn to a sexual discussion?
As I said in the other post…he should have went high class.
What!!!
I’ve been reading this blog for a long time, my first time ever posting b/c I cannot believe this!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Soooo…is this more of a Jay-Z/Brett Favre kind of “official” retirement?
Maybe it’s like the second half of the project is that.. SPBH continues!
And you know what… trading in Prison food for some Popeyes makes perfect sense to me!
I guess he had to be black with a name like ‘Tremayne’
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.10d9be39.jpg
Wack!
I will be forced to utilize facebook…
When is the book signing?
Stuff Black People Hate: Fake Retirements?
“Stuff Black People Hate: Fake Retirements?”
LMFAO!!!!!
um…why is that article screaming deja vu?
(again, being an ass.)
@JG - it was actually KFC… I’m mad he didn’t ask for Popeye’s
He would’ve been guilty anyway and reporting these asinine and subtly racist details reminds me there is a thin line between CNN and FOX
And…Tremayne got married the day of his sentencing! Three cheers for fried chicken, pizza, and conjugal visits.
Awww Shiz!
…you know, I’m getting really depressed with all the bad media on my state…well, my county in particular.
Awwww damn!!!! Oh well, you need to be getting paid for your talent not giving it away.
What the crap?! Ending SBPH?!
–sad face–
Book?…. the project?….
–slight perk up–
PLEASE say it ain’t so!!! I read this blog EVERY DAY!!!
Well this fucking sucks! It’s been a good run Chris! I look forward to reading the final 10 posts!
KFC…. That’s a mess!!!
But Omar you are so right. Really there was no point in reporting that. People give CNN a pass often, when really.. they are a “nigga” away from being like FOX
“And…Tremayne got married the day of his sentencing! Three cheers for fried chicken, pizza, and conjugal visits.”
maybe he participated in the “marry your baby daddy” program…
I’m crying, Chris don’t do this to us.
Durham, [33], also got married Wednesday in a civil ceremony at the Portland courthouse. The wedding to Vanessa Davis, 48, also of New York City, was not part of the plea deal that will give Durham a chance for parole after 30 years. - From CNN
He married a Cougar. Gross.
But…but whyyyy?
While I understand that certain things have a shelf life, I will miss Chris’ writing style filed with sarcasm, smart-ass, wit, and informative mathematical & logic equations.
Why couldn’t he request steak? No wonder the black people love chicken stereotype won’t go away.
With that said, I haven’t had some good fried chicken in a minute. It’s too hot to fire up the frydaddy!
Who is the fool that decided to marry the chicken plea guy?
i’m confused, why does the dude get free kfc and pizza? *smh* what is the world coming to?
p.s. so so sad that sbph is coming to an end… what i am to do now when the 2520s are making me furious? (aside from killing them and requesting free popeyes while im in prison, just because)
okay… you’re fuckin with us… right?
in his defense, chicken is pretty damn tasty…
*double take*
No, I did NOT just read that. Yeah, you better pull a “Sike” on us somewhere within these “last ten posts”. No joke.
What happened to those hundreds of topics you got lined up to write about?
UPSET as hell.
However, this managed to make me laugh:
“Stuff Black People Hate: Fake Retirements?”
DIED @ “chicken plea guy”!
in his defense, chicken is pretty damn tasty…
ahahahahahhahahhahhaha…preaching to the choir. We Black, we know!
I think in honour of the end of SBPH, there should be a reader countdown of fav posts….
Mine–Fatassness Test
Every man in my life leaves me.
(Well, this is a lie. But I am still not happy about this. This was my favorite blog.)
@Knat: That’s exactly what I was thinking! LOL What do ya think you’re TALKIN to!?
As for Chicken Murderer, I wouldn’t even be mad at him if he asked for Popeyes, but he requested that second-rate ass KFC? How you gonna request chicken as your last meal and choose KFC?!
No Shavonne. The best comment post was the “Giving Head” instructions. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA…
And CNN, I understand it’s August, a slow news week, whatever, but this story is pretty ridiculous. Why is this national news?
fuck i’m slow.
@ Knatural
It’s national news because it furthers the country’s case on the ridiculousness of black people… sighs….
aww hell naw! What Blogger am I gunna lust after now? I plan to build you a shrine made of chewed up gum in the shape of your head tin my closet like Helga from Hey Arnold and convese with it and tell it all my secrets in the dead of night, naked illuminted by Roman candles. Would it be too forwad if I sent you a pair of panties and a couple of nudes? Just as a going away present?
LMAO @ LeNoir!!!!
this is a sad, sad day in my cubicle….
Noooooooooooo! And just when I was getting up the courage to send in my pic for to be the Angry Black Woman this happens. I guess all good things must come to an end but it’s been so great reading Chris’ posts and the reader comments. Y’all are the craziest, funniest, smartest, wittiest folk I know (of)*. I don’t know how I’ll possibly make it through my workdays without SBPH. I will be buying the book though!
*Is is strange that one of the highlights of my workdays is looking forward to reading the opinons/commentary of complete strangers?
*Writes down LeNoir’s license plate number…just in case Chris, the blog, and the project all ‘randomly’ disappear*
Atleast wait until the one year aniversary which is in five month. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“No Shavonne. The best comment post was the “Giving Head” instructions. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA…”~Knatural
I think Knatural might be on to something. Are you talking about the alphabet thing? I don’t know if it was the best comment but definately useful information. I tried it and my boyfriend was stupid around the letter “O”!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Man, FUCK CNN.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME???!!!??
Best of luck in all your endeavors, Chris–can’t wait til the book comes out.
HOW AM I TO LIVE/PROCRASTINATE/WASTE TIME AT WORK???!!!??
For real tho, I won’t have any reason to come to work now…
Maybe Chris is just doing this to get sum ‘I’ll always remember u’ panty-draws from the women-folk on here.
NEGRO SAY WHAT?
Chirs, If you don’t have time to write everyday, we’ll be ok with one post a week, I promise………right everybody?
The Do’s and Don’ts of head giving. Classsssssic.
If he didn’t request a conjugal beforehand he loses.
*Drops and does the ‘they shot Pookie’ roll across the floor*
I don’t know if I could deal with just a post a week….I’m already all cracked out on this blog….If it’s gonna end, it has to end, just cold turkey….or in today’s case, cold, nasty KFC…
Damn it Gina!!!!! Im at a loss for words. What am I to do while I am at work… I am pouting.
just actually read the story. he got carrot cake and ice cream too!!
big pimpin baby
Carrot cake and ice cream don’t make up for the nastiness that is KFC. I mean, I’d probably settle for the BBQ wings, but that original recipe mess has gotta go.
A post a week? I might be able to go for that…somethin’s better than nothin’, right? But if you go away forever, Chris…there’s only one reaction to that:
DAMN, DAMN, DAAAAMN, James!
I don’t give a damn about the stupid story, i’m mad as hell. I think Chris is mad at someone in here, Chris tell me who pissed you off and I’ll do something . Ok ill shut the hell up, i’m just sad that’s all.
maybe he got extra crispy. or those new sauceless hotwings
SBPH ending is like:
A) James Evans dying.
B) Ramo dying on the subway tracks.
C) Al Green switching to gospel.
D) Gina Leaving Martin.
E) Biggie getting shot.
F) Tupac getting shot (the second time).
You gotta be kidding. You are going to divert our attention elsewhere, no?
@Amadeo
G) ‘Cornbread’ getting shot by the cops
My favoite blog to date was the one on Asian girls. You said you needed a black girlfriend a bottle of wine and some theepy. How bout a lonely college student with a coca cola bockle shape, a handle of the cheapest Rubenoff I can find and a massage with coco butte oil? Will that make you stay?
@ B4Pez forget takin down my plates. If the lovin is as good as i plan, my ass will walk or take a Fung Whah bus. Fuck it! Chis is hot…
the “r” on my keyboad is stuck. If u read my comment outloud, sounds like i have a lisp. lol
former lurker: Now those new sauceless hot wings DO look good, I ain’t even gonna lie. lol
LMAO @ Amadeo’s list. Too true!
All I know is that this “…project…” better involve:
1. Daily blog entries
2. A comment section
3. Shabooty
Pretty much the same thing going on here minus the title, though I’m gonna miss the title…
Anyhow. Please make it happen!
I just discovered this blog and it will soon be gone *tear*
Gina left Martin?
LMAO@ Fung Whah bus. What u know about that?
This blog ending is also like when they shot Ricky in Boyz n the Hood…SMH
How about we all chip in and buy him some chicken and his favorite booth every week? i know now he’s considering to stay, right Chris……….you better say something men.
i guess i’ll go back to doing the work i actually get paid to do….
damn…
and this is more like the deaths of:
G) Mufasa
H) Apollo Creed
I) D’Wayne and Denise breakin’ up… she was SO much better than Whitley
@ Deesigner…. no she didn’t in the show. But in real life they were having some serious issues off set.
I dont know the Chad… Wayne and Whitley breaking up at the engagement party? That was heartbreaking…however I do feel like I was just “dear johned”
@B4Pez
I know, a $15.00 Fungh Whah booty call is the HEIGHT of povety and diploralism but what can i say, I’m a broke college student.
Thanks Almondie….I thought I was up on my 90’s trivia.
I am ignoring Chris trying to quit us. We should all start singing “And I am telling you…I’m not going…”
@ Sister Toldja… Chris no disrespect and Im pretty sure on ur part no disrespect will be taken… You said this was ur favorite blog. Im assuming you read others as well. Do u know of any that are remotely any where as being as interesting and addictive as SBPH cuz Ima need something to scratch my itch.
LMAO@ Deesigner!!!!
” Your the best man Ive EVER known… There’s no way I could Ever Go…”
LMAO!!!!
“I dont know the Chad… Wayne and Whitley breaking up at the engagement party? That was heartbreaking…”
For real! And that heartbreaking break-up was made sweet again with “BABY PLEASE!!” at the Whitley/Senator (non)wedding. IMO, Denise was a boring character.
But, The Chad, you ain’t kiddin’ about Mufasa! Damn, that is my movie.
Re: Martin/Gina
Imsoalmondie - “But in real life they were having some serious issues off set.
How come I never heard about this? Sounds juicy.
Imma gonna get sick now……..wtf please say “just funnin yall” K?????
Idea…… just post once a week, a month you are too good to leave us empty blogged!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I LOVE THIS PLACE!
This has by far been the funniest blog ever. All the best with the book.
You will always remain my most favourite male ranter.
SPBH ending is like dude on Scarface’s best friend.
(Havin a hard time with the names)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/thenation/20080805/cm_thenation/15342063
FU Toby
ok when D’wayne busted up in the wedding that was monumental for black tv….
why does it seem like that episode never comes on?
Martin and Gina were nothing like that… as a matter of fact.. black tv relationships just ain’t as powerful… they move from person to person… remember when Moesha had all her bf’s at one party and there was like 10 of em? i was like damn the show only been on for like 3 years! ho.
we gotta keep this fb group going…
“AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU.. YOU’RE GONNA LUV MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
@ Cheekie… Well allegedly Martin was taking their “TV Love” a little too seriously. Behind the scenes it was like MArtin Lawrence was really infatuated with Tisha Campbell. Allegedly while they would rehearse ( did I spell that right?) if it was a kiss scene he would REALLY be giving her the tounge on some… Im feelin u shyt. Thats why like during the last seasons she wasnt in the show… the show made it seem she was doing business out of state but Tisha left the show.. she was totally uncomfortable.
@TheChad - ummm… Dwayne and Denise were never together…
J.J. breaking Keith Washingtons leg so he can’t play football anymore and must move into the projects.
My bad…Keith Anderson.
@Omar
yeah they were…. they dated some on the first season before she dropped out of school. Then she moved back home and married a republican.
Well Sista Toldja,
I guess well all have to meet up over at your blog.
What’s that url again? (shameless plug)
Actually that episode came on BET like a month ago…. Yeah that one was classic. I dont know the episode where Martin proposes to Gina with Brian mcknight singing I never felt this way behind the park bench? and the wedding? Quit playing, Martin and GIna are the reason I got married in Jamaica!!! They sure dont have couples like that anymore, shit t.v. like that anymore. Now we can add SBPH to the”they just dont do it the same” list…. AWWW LAWD!! Aint nobody told me Nothin!!!! This is a shame…
WE miss Robert!
Oh, wow! Thanks for the scoop, Imsoalmondie! Now I’m gonna be all up in syndication looking for hints of her being uncomfortable with their kissy scenes. lol
*we will*
Man you gotta be shittin me. this blog is by far the most entertaining daily reading i get. if its affectin your personal life i know a few single freaks in dc just gimme at least 1-3 posts a week and some flowcharts n we even
Tisha as is full of sh!t, she got married, Ol Boy was like why Martin all up on you like that? He started coming to the set tripping, Martin got all “manly” and was like dude dont run this show, what the hell? and it went down hill from there.
lmao @ “We miss Robert”
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! How can it end now!!!!!
@ Shay-d-lady…. U aint never lie. Tears still stream down these cheeks when they play that Martin Episode. I think they represented black couples well.
AHAHAHAHHAHAAH @ Chuck T
I seriously thought Denise and Dwayne went on ONE date. That one at the Japanese place where Whitley barged in to talk about HERself (as usual) and then Dwayne and Denise kissed again. Wasn’t that the end of that? Is there something I’m missing?
Dead.
On the bright side, I should see an increase in my billable hours. I might be able to go home one day without the sick feeling of being sued/fired for malpractice.
I still am very sad.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/07/mayor.jailed/index.html
Maybe CNN will provide me with laughter.
I aint hatin on you Chris, shit, you gotta work too.
I think their dates were more of an implied thing… at least in my mind…. they always ended up doin stuff together even when she was “interested” in other dudes (remember the pig nose episode)…
Ooops, didn’t mean to put “again” after “kissed”. Did they even kiss more than once? I need to catch up on my Different World.
Oh, yeah, I remember the pig nose episode. WHY wasn’t college life like Hillman? WHY?!
Think about it. The blog has to go out at its peak. Good call. Plus, y’all should actually do some work anyway
Oh, and whoever recommended Erykah Badu’s ‘I Want You’ citing Lenny Kravitz’s guitar playing at the end yesterday… Thanks. That song’s fucktastic!
no no no no no Baby NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I miss someting?
is this a really late April Fools Joke?
Wah gine on heh? wah de hell is dis madness do nuh?
Seriously though this is a joke right??? RIGHT???
Thanks @Cheekie.
I think the ‘project’ is just that Chris is revamping the popeyes.com restaurant locator.
i am sad
>>>>>>>>>see??
for all the Martin posts, toward the end of the show, she wouldn’t be seen on screen with him. That’s why she was rarely seen when her job xferred. Remember when she came back in town and they kept missing each other at the house? Or when they went on the cruise and Gina got “left” (episode with Lynn Whitfield)…yeah she messed it all up j/k
If Chris does a Brett Favre…that would mean he’ll say he wants to continue the blog…but would then end up doing commentary on the Stuff White people like book tour.
@tp2… yes I remember.
uhhhh…this is ending?! i didn’t know it would be coming to an end; did you write that anywhere? ughhh i’m gonna have to remove SBPH from my bookmarks
ummmmmmmmm……………..what!?
oh, no, chris. this cannot be tolerated.
why???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
ugh. i never liked this site anyway….
but i did……………
Since this is the beginning of the end, will you (Chris) lift the ban on certain trolls, i.e. Creole, Somali, the countless others…? Just for drama’s sake?
Chris basically just pulled out before letting us cum. Thanks Chris… Thanks.
i’m not waking up tomorrow morning, and finding that there’s nobody there……………and i am teelling youuuuuuuuuuuu…………
HOLD Up HOLD Up !
Chris Brezzy what are you talking about?
JG* Your a Dayum FOOL FOR THAT !
Tell us why it is ending? You cant go way
Ewwwww @ JG*
LMAO @ JG*
*Drops and does the ‘they shot Pookie’ roll across the floor*
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
But seriously tho, I feel pretty sad and angry at this new revelation :-/
so much for Roscoe’s chicken and waffles installing a cybercafe in the back.
Damn…
a whole lot of people who are one bucket away are about to go over the edge…
maybe someone at Popeye’s/KFC hijacked the site and is using this as a ploy to increase sales hoping we will drown our sorrows in a two piece and a biscuit or a bucket (depending on how hurt your soul is)…
WTFF?
I’ve been silently reading this blog and its comments from the beginning and its one of the few highlights of my work day….If you take this from me, then someone(s) will have to suffer…..why would you want that to happen Chris?
Not only that, but where am I gonna read outrageous comments from everybody here…. reconsider it man, just don’t do it……
Nah… I want the 3 spicy wings combo from Popeyes with the cajun fries, and a biscuit with HONEEEEEYYYYY! MMMMM. I would trade my conjugal visit for some extra Popeyes if I were that dude.
I want the 3 spicy wings combo from Popeyes with the cajun fries, and a biscuit with HONEEEEEYYYYY!
daymun, thats my shit! I didnt know anyone else liked the wings like that, or biscuits with honey. Honey is good on KFC crispy/spicy wings too