White Supremacy II
28 04 2008Predictably, I received quite a bit of hate mail/comments from (surprise) white people regarding my white supremacy post. I received 51 emails and comments in all, and what’s interesting is that each of them have following claim in common:
Black people are naturally predisposed to violent and criminal behavior
Each time I read this correspondence, I laugh until my belly is sore. There are plenty of reasons to hate black people*, just like there are plenty of reasons to hate white people, hispanics, native americans, arabs, jews, asians, and Martians…but of all the reasons to hate us, the above is the least justifiable - especially for white people. Here’s why:
White supremacists absolutely love to quote statistics such as:
- blacks kill seven times more than whites
- blacks kill whites more than 20 times more than whites kill blacks
- blacks rape white women 2000 times more than whites rape blacks
- blacks commit 50 percent of American homicides while making up only 12% of the population
The list goes on.
This is because white supremacists, for the sake of convenience, like to start the history of violence in America at the latter half of the civil rights movement which is when black crime in this country began to balloon. This is akin to ignoring the Oklahoma City bombings so you can call the government ‘cruel’ for killing Timothy McVeigh.
Since these white folks are arguing about the INNATE quality of violence, that allows me to respond by examining the behavior of white people throughout the course of human history. This list is, of course, VERY abbreviated:
1.) The Macedonian Empire comes to prominence by slaughtering untold thousands of people from Egypt to India during Alexander the Great’s worldwide killing spree.
Figure 1: X-TREME CONQUEST!!!!!!
His ‘military genius’ is celebrated by white people to this day, and used as a model for…
2.) The Roman Empire, which comes to prominence as the Italians consolidate their own power by murdering other white people for a little while, then gradually extend their reach into modern day Egypt, Israel, Turkey, and other middle eastern and north African countries. For fun, the Romans make captives fight to the death in Gladiatorial games and feed Christians and criminals to wild animals.
Figure 2: I am quite entertained indeed, thank you.
Millions of people are killed in wars at a time when a few million people was a significant percentage of the world population. Modern day white people revere the Romans as an ‘ideal’ society.
3.) The Vikings went nuts in the 8th century and didn’t stop killing people until William the Conqueror successfully invaded England in 1066. The favorite pastime of the Vikings was, of course, to rob churches and, just for good measure, kill as many unarmed monks as possible in the process.
Figure 3: Wanted: Hug
4.) The Dark Ages were spent by the Europeans killing each other en masse in countless intra-European conflicts that would eventually leave the continent carved up into a billion different countries, most of whom speak completely different languages out of spite and hate each other to this day.
Figure 4: If I was this ugly and had a small dick, I’d be violent too.
Modern Europeans, having forgotten the wars/death that produced their patchwork continent, refer to this division as ‘culture.’ This would eventually culminate in Europeans turning their rage at each other into rage at the rest of the world during…
5.) The Age of Discovery, or as everyone else puts it, The Day the World Died. White people, particularly the British, French, Spanish, Portuguese, and Dutch, sailed all over the world spreading diseases (first unintentionally, then intentionally) that decimated populations wherever they went - especially in the western hemisphere.
Figure 5: Thanks, douche
All estimates for the numbers of people killed by the spread of disease by white people are in the tens of millions. And speaking of tens million of millions…
6.) The African Slave Trade involved the kidnapping of some 12 million Africans at the hands of white people taking advantage of pre-existing rivalries between African tribes.
Figure 6: Challenge - find the difference between this and Norwegian Cruise Lines
Since only about 10 million of these Africans survived, white people can feel free to bear the responsibility for the 2 million that were murdered along the way. White people used these slaves to pave the way for…
7.) The conquest of America, during which millions of Native Americans were killed by peace loving white people through a combination of conventional and biological warfare. If you want to see how violent white Americans are, all you have to do is hop on an airplane. Once the plane is in the air, look down at the expanse of Earth below you, and try to comprehend that every square inch of it was stolen from Indians at gunpoint.
Figure 7: YOINK!
8.) World Wars I and II. White people really went nuts in the 20th century when they began to find more and more efficient ways to kill themselves/others.
Figure 8: I’m sure this can be blamed on black people
The invention of the machine guns, tanks, dumb bombs, mustard gas, and other little trinkets led to some 20,000,000 deaths in WWI and a whopping 70,000,000 deaths in WWII. This doesn’t even include the victims of…
9.) The Holocaust, which resulted in the deaths of 11,000,000 Jews, Catholics, Gypsies, retards, and anyone else that Hitler didn’t like.
Figure 9: Was never harmed by a negro
That’s right folks: 11,000,000 people systematically exterminated by ONE WHITE MAN. This almost renders irrelevant the casualties of…
10.) Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which are estimated around 280,000 dead by the end of 1945. White folks in America wanted the war over quickly, and a simple siege by sea would just take far too long - so what better way to end the war than by nuking a civilian population and rattling your atomic saber to scare the Soviets?
Figure 10: White Diplomacy
Of course, these are just my favorite ten. We won’t even get into the Napoleonic wars, the French Revolution, Vietnam, Iraq I & II, Apartheid, and the countless murders of blacks at the hands of whites that went unpunished and unrecorded from the end of the slave trade until the end of the Civil Rights Movement (and, in some parts of the south, today). We won’t talk about what the British did to India during their prolonged occupation of that country, nor will we get into the conquest and genocide of central and south America.
Assuming black people really do commit 50% of the murders in the US (which would amount to 8,300 killings in 2005), it would take all the black killers in the country 34 years to catch up to the number of people killed at the order of one white man in the 1945 atomic bombings of Japan. It would take all the black killers in the country 241 years to catch up to the number of blacks killed by whites in the middle passage alone. It would take them 1,325 years to catch up to the number of people killed by white men in the holocaust.
White people have been killing everyone by the untold millions since the 4th century BC, but white supremacists have the nerve to call other people violent. If you look back into time, you’ll realize that no matter what color you are, you’re about a billion times more likely to suffer death-by-white-man than death by natural causes. Is there anything in the world more hilarious?
Decidedly no.
*Having a reason to do something doesn’t necessarily make it right
Chris,
They only mention things in the past that have benefited them in some way. According to them, were all off sitting somewhere having 9 kids an hour, living off welfare, smoking Newports whilst playing Spades.
Here’s my comment from the last White Supremacy post:
@ Incogbitch: Since YOU people always love to say that you want to take us back to Africa, how bout you just book yourself a one way ticket to Sweden or whereever else your pasty skin having, gapped tooth redneck, goat cheese smelling ancestors came from? Does that sound like a do-able plan Ass Sphincter?
Now if you would excuse me, I have to go rob a little old white lady because I need a pack of cigarettes and I don’t feel like getting a job to support my habits
Au Revoir Bitches!
Don’t KKK members also wear Schwastikas? So not only are they beloved advocates for those 11,000,000 million jews killed but the untold number of killings of Africans and African Americans through our “nation’s great history”? You calling me violent because I listen to NWA, yet you see nothing wrong with racial, religious, and medical genocide? Get the fuck out of here.
Now I’m not saying President Obama is right for not wearing the United State’s flag pin… But I understand.
Lol at figure 1 and 7. X-TREEEEEEME!
Yeah no typo in mine except for maybe the Nazi symbol or w/e.
Hang on, I need to go beat up and rob and old lady, kill some honest working white man, rape his wife, laugh in Mark Furman’s face then as quoted by him, go home and eat some chicken and swig some O.E. Yeah I’m under age but Im a hood-ass, gangsta-ass, don’t take no shit, middle finga salutin’, white woman “stealing” (you know they want me more than you Grand Wizard) darkey with my penis swangin out my basketball shorts.
For those that missed it earlier on the first White Supremacy topic… heres a repost of what I wrote to incogman.
Since I’ve decided to sink to the levels of Incogman, I would like to point out some of the atrocities committed by white people. Since he has done so much hypothetical research into why blacks and jews are so messed up… how about we look at the talent that the so called “white” race has to offer. By the way the white race includes but is not limited to: Irish, English, Spanish, French, Greek, Italian, German, Swiss, and any other race that originates from Europe.
1) Modern Day Slavery… on all counts. And yes it still occurs.
2) Murder (Ted Kaczynski, Tim McVeigh, Charles Manson, Gary Michael Hilton, etc)
3) Rape, Sodomy, Incest… see below
—- http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/04/28/austria.cellar/index.html
Polygamy Ranches in Texas
West Virginia
David Koresh
Ku Klux Klan
Nazis
Adolf Hitler
California Desert
AND WAY MORE…
By the way… why is it that over 70% of all drug users are white?
Don’t believe me?
http://www.drugwarfacts.org/racepris.htm
Incogman… its overly obvious you base your opinions and research on learned behavior, hypocrisy, and self hatred.
Again… [(you x jump) + side of a bridge] = happiness
George Bush
White people as a “race” are the very evil they claim to be oppose. There is a great deal of self-delusion in the KKK. But most crazy people don’t think they’re crazy so what can you do?
Good work.
LOL @ figure 2. I love many of the movies that involve the Roman empire but always wondered….damn! who really goes around killing people for sport like this? You take your kids to see this shit! SMH…white folks is crazy fo sho!
I recently moved from Philly to north western Connecticut… AKA, “The Whitest Place on Earth”.
Everyday I have to laugh at the blatant, yet still undercover racism that I encounter on a regular basis. I have to laugh because if I didn’t, I would probably have an attack of morality*… And be forced to tell you that while you are following me around your store, the White, three-toothed, Meth addict is robbing you blind, your pastey, pimpled, teen son is posting youtube vids of gay conquests and your anorexic, three packs a day wife, would trade her entire world in for an ass like mine.
*Another possibility is that I would just haul off and slap the bullshit outta you because you smell like cheese and you’re invading my space.
Gotta love those Darkies!
Well, history has definitely pointed out that, of all ethnicities of people, white people have been the most evil. And you probably said it best Chris…there’s no limit to what evil white people will do to get what they want. I guess they’ve gotten everything they wanted since they’ve slowed down and decided to become nice to us (to some extent, anyway). I just find it funny that they’ve managed to turn the public tide all the way around and paint US as the violent ones, and actually paint themselves as victims, when in reality, it’s their fault that we’re here in the first place…and probably their fault that we’re so “violent”.
lmao @ fig. 9
i’ve always been a wee bit leery of people who watch people get beheaded for entertainment. the french revolution was full of that…
cheering and such while heads are flying and blood is splattering.
…now that i think about it, it kinda explains gallagher’s appeal.
watermelons = darkies
hmm.
Dead @ “YOINK”.
I think of the greatest quotes to come out of any of Cedric the Entertainers characters stands as the following from “Be Cool”
–after being told “Be Cool… N****r” by a russian
Sin LaSalle: “Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a mans ethnicity when you know we’ve influenced nearly every facet of white America… from our music to our style of dress. Not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool; walk, talk, dress, mannerisms… we enrich your very existence, all the while contributing to the gross national product through our achievements in corporate America. It’s these conceits that comfort me when I am faced with the ignorant, cowardly, bitter and bigoted, who *have* no talent, no guts? people like you who desecrate things they don’t understand when the truth is - you should say thank-you, man? and go on about your way. But apparently you are incapable of doing that! So…”
[shoots the Russian]
Sin LaSalle: … and don’t tell me to be cool. I *am* cool!
Hi. Great list! I beleive those are my top ten also. One thing that irritates me about White supremacy is they’re dismissiveness and denial toward those atrocities, namely the African Slave Trade - especially since We are a daily reminder of the crimes they committed for centuries. White supremacists will say ‘but slavery ended like a hundred-and-fifty years ago, get over it’.
That’s something that’s always amazed me about disillusioned Whites that speak of Blacks and Latinos as deviants and degenerates. All they have to do is crack open a history book (try Howard Zinn) and see that they are NOT the ones to level criticisms. A lot of them are big-time xenophobes for no warranted reason. The White community needs to do studies of themselves rather than psychoanalyzing people of color.
This blog article is funny and serves as a great rebuttal. Props.
I think… to them.. the difference is the way things are done.
They maim, poison, skin, eat, burn, strangle… the list goes on.. their more intimate with their killings so for some reason it gets placed in a different catagory…
Why did everyone thing the DC sniper was a white man? Black people don’t snipe, they just grab a 9 and shoot, black people aren’t smart/strategic enough to carry something like this out. When it was discovered that his black ass was black.. all of a sudden people were angry, the nerve of them niggas, picking people off left and right. If he was in fact a white man people would just call him crazy and write him off.. but since he was black there was such indignant anger..
They come up with the most perplexing ways to execute, mass murder, hurt, cripple, & violate people, but somehow, more often than not people don’t speak about it with the same disgust as say ‘hood violence’. People have some kind of freakish bizarre respect for serial killers (majority white). They study them, they get ‘fanmail’ in jail, I’ve even heard the word ‘genuis’ used to describe a few.. is that not considered violence still?
Maybe the way we do things is different, but murder is murder any way you slice it. I hear black men being called savages, but let a white man do the same thing and he’s called ‘trouble’. If black people are predisposed to ANYTHING it would be hate right out the gate. The color of our skin + violence = it was destined to happen anyway. GTFOH.
I just sickens me how white people are able to put all Black folks into one category. I really don’t care what they think of us, but the reality of it all is they run this shit. It is up to US to not feed into what they want us to do- self destroy. Many of us haven’t caught on to this yet. I really don’t want to come off as prejudice, but the truth is the truth. I hate the way some of them look at us when they see us living in nice homes, driving nice cars and shopping in nice stores as if we are not suppose to afford the things they have. They will stop at nothing to keep us down. If too many Blacks move into “their” neighborhood, they will leave. I know where I live, in the inner city, they have been tryin to restore the community with retail stores, restaurants, and mini malls. This may sound good to some folks, but I am convinced this is to keep us out of their community. They have even stopped many of the bus lines from being able to route out of the inner city (this is suppose to be to cut the budget). Chris pointed out how violent white people have been since damn, day one. But, you notice how they only get upset when the violence is against one of their own. Many of the statistics listed were crimes towards whites. Yes we do kill each other over nonsense, and the crime rate is bad as a whole in our community. But that’s what you get when you put a bunch of poor and oppressed people in one ghetto community. This is where our knowledge of self and education is suppose to kick in. We need to look out for eachother and come to the realization that this was all the plan, and it is working. The guns, the drugs, the liquer stores on every corner, the ran down housing, lack of education and I can go on and on- all there for us to self destruct. We must stop feeding into this self murder and teach the next generation a better way cause from what I’m seeing now with the teenagers, it will only get worse.
Thanks Admiral, I always like that quote (the movie sucked though).
I often wonder how I would respond to a White person calling me that, or saying it in my presence, because I wouldn’t want to react violently.
Another thing about White Supremacy that kills me is they’re hatred of ‘immigrants’. All Whites in America are descendants of immigrants, sooooo how is that logical…
Whether it makes sense or not, I like to say Blacks aren’t descendant of immigrants because one emigrates from their howmeland by choice to escape war, religious persecutions, famine, whatever. Africans were forced to come here.
This shit had me rollin…I wasnt expecting to read about fucking bum ass white ppl again this morning with my breakfast. But mannnnnnnn this shit was so true. White ppl for some reason are almost always the fucking victim and I’m sick of it. They always wanna say go back to fucking africa or shit like we are always 100% the reason from violence in america when they know good and damn well that they are still lynching black people in the south. And they want to talk shit about they way we look and are built when all in all they wish they had what we have, tanned beautiful skin 24/7, thicker hair( i have white ladies all the time saying they wish their hair was thicker and long like mine), their women would do anything to have what black women have including titties, ass, hips, lips and the men wish they could be packing like a black man because they know their wives secretly what to be dicked by a black man.
KEEP DREAMING WHITE PPL!!
BECAUSE WE ARE HERE TO STAY GET OVER IT!!
Well SAID NICE… WELL SAID.
This is a good article and racism and racial supremacy is tired and irrational. It is sad that you have received hate mail for writing these sorts of articles but you made a lot of good points about history.
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Lol at you niggers, always blaming the white man for ya problems. If it wasnt for the white man importing your black ass over here you probably be in the Congo or whatever its called these days getting your motherfucking hands chopped off by another nigger or worst than that your dickfalling off because you got AIDS. And if the white man hadent killed all those damn savages in the 19th century you motherfuckers wouldnt have no where to build all those fancy cribs you jigs like to live in. I love the white man and all his grace by getting rid of the lest disirable and weaksest people of the world he has made it a utopia where most of us recognize the fact that we are free to determine our own destinies. now all we got to do is get rid of those damn A-rabs because they keep jacking the oil prices up. so fuck you racist complaining about the white man. whenever i leave the house in the morning i aint worried about whitey snatching me up and lynching me. im worried about the fucking gangbangers blowing my ass away because i drive a BMW thats what im worried about so fuck you you racist fuckwad and evrybody that thinks like you.
Nicely done, when will you fail?
http://www.anythingblack.net
White people are insane, seriously. Everything they have damn near is the result of rape, pillage, destruction and theft. And they are befuddled, SHOCKED even, when they find out that there are Black people out there (read: damn near alla us) who don’t pledge to their flag, support their doctrines and worship them as the devil-gods they have positioned themselves as. I am at the point where I honestly try to avoid and ignore the majority of them, because they are too fucking stupid and self-worshiping for words. There are plenty of great like-minded White folks in my community, at my workplace, etc…..but I am so over these goons who say things like “We have to be in Iraq to fight the terrorists” and “Rev. Wright is a racist”.
I said this before and I will say it again. We were here on this board enjoying a nice laugh when suddenly a bunch of white supremacists come along and decide to cause problems. This is another trait of white people… invasion. Their lives suck so much that they feel it is necessary to go to other peoples’ places and make their lives suck just as much. (sigh)
You know… I grew up on the North West side of Baltimore… which is heralded as one of the most violent cities in this country… yet not once did I ever encounter a car jacking. I’m not saying there wasn’t violence… because there was… but nowhere as bad as it has been exaggerated by those on the tighter shade of cream.
I’d like to point out that every country that has been colonized/invaded by England has had some severe cases of racism associated with them.
Australia- Killing off the Aboriginal Natives and lynching muslims
New Zealand- Killing off and bigoting against South Asians
South Africa- Enough Said
United States- Need I say more.
UNK T-Lol at you niggers, always blaming the white man for ya problems. If it wasnt for the white man importing your black ass over here you probably be in the Congo or whatever its called these days getting your motherfucking hands chopped off by another nigger or worst than that your dickfalling off because you got AIDS. And if the white man hadent killed all those damn savages in the 19th century you motherfuckers wouldnt have no where to build all those fancy cribs you jigs like to live in. I love the white man and all his grace by getting rid of the lest disirable and weaksest people of the world he has made it a utopia where most of us recognize the fact that we are free to determine our own destinies. now all we got to do is get rid of those damn A-rabs because they keep jacking the oil prices up. so fuck you racist complaining about the white man. whenever i leave the house in the morning i aint worried about whitey snatching me up and lynching me. im worried about the fucking gangbangers blowing my ass away because i drive a BMW thats what im worried about so fuck you you racist fuckwad and evrybody that thinks like you.
doesnt he know that AIDS started with gay white men? hmm hahhaha
gangbangers? bwhahaha what u think the KKK is..its a motherfucking gang you assclown hahahahha…stay in school..sounds liek someone is mad they got the short end of the stick and thinks he can make up for it because he has a BUS-Metro-Walk bwhahha
*rolls eyes* Please ignore the ignorance..
I guess the truth does hurt..
Everytime a white person goes into this whole diatribe about how we’re more violent and they are blameless and innocent, I wanna screw up my face and yell - “TELL EM WHY YOU MAD, SON?!”
When you think about it, they have a lot of reason to be upset.
I mean, I’d be mad as shit, too, if my ancestors went through this intricate plan of dominating the world on every possible front, and the darkies kept fuckin’ with me and my money. Emancipation? Not in the plan. Civil Rights? Not planned for. Women’s rights? You’re kidding me. Japanese dominating the fucking auto industry? Absolutely not! I mean, yeah, Whitey’s hella mad.
The fucked up part is that White people have hegemony locked down. Most people don’t think of “history” as their history - it’s just the organic history of the world. White people have a fucked up perception of “progress,” a notion that was developed during the so-called Enlightenment period. They don’t have a problem with the slaughter or entire continents or populations because, hey, it’s progressive!
White people hate people so much, they even go through the motions of dividing themselves up into little groups based on how much they love potatoes and what types of alcohol they prefer.
On another note… I’d like to ask the physicists here what they know about the golden ratio?
http://www.constructingtheuniverse.com/Amen%20Break%20and%20GR.html
Stemming from the definitions given in the above topic, I discussed this natural structure with my father and a few other friends who are all Double E and Physics experts. In conclusion… my father made a very bizarre, yet interesting point.
The golden ratio can almost be associated with natural selection in that those who are in tune with it are in tune with the rest of nature, the planet, and the universe. Being that the climate change, the earths wobble, the gravitational pull, weather patterns, elliptical orbits, etc can all be directly associated with the golden ratio… all things should as well. Being that such is the case… it explains why people of color are more in touch with mother nature… and therefore are more fluid with what they are capable of doing… i.e. dance. White people on the other hand… are not in tune with nature and consistently want to conquer the earth… destroying anything in their paths all while incorporating the disgusting attitude of “We’re superior.” Because of this… it can therefore support various religions beliefs that white people are the devil or derive there from since they are asynchronous to all that which is natural and created by “God” if you will.
At first I looked at my father with the crooked eye, thinking it was finally time to put him in a home, but after taking a hard minute thinking on what he was saying… it was VERY deep and very interesting. Just think about it.
LMAO did this motherfucker really type “A-rabs” to accentuate the fact that he probably screws his sister?
maya-White people hate people so much, they even go through the motions of dividing themselves up into little groups based on how much they love potatoes and what types of alcohol they prefer.
LMAO true shit.
This is akin to ignoring the Oklahoma City bombings so you can call the government ‘cruel’ for killing Timothy McVeigh.
isn’t it, though???
thanks for putting it in context some of our more ignorant human (?) counterparts can understand.
i’ve never been one to sit during a ‘discussion’ with white people and let them spew nonsense over how violent black people are. really?
i think white people become holier than thou because the individual crimes they see on the news,etc. must seem a waste of time to them. what, they killed one man? why didn’t he (the ‘he’ opening a whole ‘nother can of ridiculousness) wipe out the whole neighborhood?
i was going to say the same thing maya! what type of fucktard will actually type A-rab…SMH stop fucking those goats billybob their screwing with you vocabulary.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23480767-details/Pictured%3A+Inside+the+cellar+where+father+locked+daughter+for+24+years+and+repeatedly+raped+her/article.do
White people are sick.
What kills me is… they continue to blame other people (minorities) for their problems… (like credit card debt, their 16 year old sister is pregnant and on drugs, their wife left them… took everything but the dog, etc) yet all of it can be blamed on one of two types of people:
1) Themselves… because they have no concept for responsibility and accountability
2) Rich people moving forward with globalization. They lost their job at the GM plant because of NAFTA…. which was brought out by the republican congress and agreed upon by a democratic president. Wake up whitey… blame your own race who’s supposed to be looking out for you for your injustices. They have been screwing you all along… lifting dollar after dollar from your pocket… all while keeping you distracted with bullshit of other races.
I bet none of these white supremacists have been following the North American Union!!! HAVE ANY OF YOU!?!?! Well… I’ve got news for you… if that goes through… we’re all screwed.
dead @ “fig. 9 was never harmed by a negro”
White people never cease to amaze me, I’m always watching stuff like Lock Up Raw and those crime shows on A&E, and the crap they do is always on some next ish. Like the dude who killed his mom and then eat some of her brain. Or on a lesser extent, being in college and seeing them at the bar acting a damn fool, rioting and burning school property.
My soul just can’t get with it.
And while we as a people are not perfect, we recognize that, and sometimes we just shake our heads at the foolishness of our “cousins,” but I feel like white people don’t take responsibility for their actions (not all, but most). Why? Because of white privilege which half of them don’t even realize they have.
I have a couple of white friends that I can really get down and chill with, but for the most part, I just can’t bang with yt like that.
Nice article. I like how white people try to apologize for this stuff centuries later, like that’s supposed to make a difference to anyone. Virginia expressing “profound regret” over “the involuntary servitude of Africans and the exploitation of Native Americans” doesn’t undo slavery or give anybody their land back.
Pen, you made a good point. White people do seem to like to kill in masses. They will kill you, your mama, and everyone else- and then themselves, if deemed necessary.
Hey slightly off topic… but another example of lack of responsibility
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/24/beck.oil.prices/index.html
*insert really random barely related dumb comment*
i wonder how much cancer, afrosheen has caused, and lives ended early…
at least the toxic chemicals allowed for a more presentable open-casket.
It is true that White people really don’t know how good they have it. I had a conversation with a white lady one day. She was tryin to understand why we are still angry about slavery and Jim Crow. She feels that we need to get over this cause it was a long time ago . I know some of you will wonder why I wasted my time explaining this to Clueless, but I feel open conversation is necessary for us to understand our differences. I explained to her we are still effected by these tragedies to this day- Clueless still didn’t get it. Well I tried.
LMAO!!!!!! SHABOOTY IS A FUCKING FOOL.
Unk T deserves to be completey ignored.
(D) Shabooty for that afrosheen comment..
*secretly chuckles*
@ White people who apologize for slavery
They’re full of shit.. and what are we supposed to say ‘aww it’s all good.. want some chicken?’ They can’t apologize for something they themselves didn’t do and be 100% sincere. That would be like me apologizing for something that my great great great grandfather did.. I didn’t know him or the extent of the severity of anything he could have done back then to anyone, so how could i apologize on his behalf.
I dont want an apology for slavery, I don’t want money for it. I’m not saying i want to act like it never happened, but I wasnt there and neither were you.. I just want people to stop trying to find suttle ways to keep that shit going
My 74 year old grandpa who is a 2nd generation Italian and still puts in 45-60 hours a week recently got called to jury duty. The trial was regarding a Black guy and White guy who were pleading innocent to holding up a McDonalds. When being questioned during jury selection if he had any racial inclinations, he said in front of the judge. “I believe all crackers, nigs, wetbacks, chinks, whops, ragheads and frenchies and everyone else are children of God, and all were created equally stupid.” Needless to say, he wasn’t selected. However, I think he may have been on to something….
By the way, funny post Chris. One of my favorite things in this world is “data manipulation”. Politicians are masters of it. You bring up some great points.
chiaroscuro. Ever notice in literature classes, etc growing up anything dark or black was synonymous with evil? Pale or pure white represented all that was good while dark or black represented evil. That kinda stuff always threw me for a loop in grade school. Particularly when reading old english literature. Passages like “her skin was of the perfect shade, pale white through which you could see veins…” etc, etc. Stuff like that always had me question, why is dark evil/bad?
On a side note, anyone ever hear of the theory the statue of liberty was modeled after a hatian woman?
@AF: The golden ratio is some kick ass number theory stuff. Have you heard of the social experiment that was conducted based on it? Apparently some researchers presented pictures of men and women more aligned to the ratio, as well as those who were not, to children of different cultures around the world. On a whole, regardless of culture, kids identified the most beautiful folks as those in keeping with the golden ratio. Interesting stuff.
Johnny O’s grandfather is my hero.
Unk-T is mad because he lives in Michigan and didn’t get to vote for Barack Obama.
Johnny O-My 74 year old grandpa who is a 2nd generation Italian and still puts in 45-60 hours a week recently got called to jury duty. The trial was regarding a Black guy and White guy who were pleading innocent to holding up a McDonalds. When being questioned during jury selection if he had any racial inclinations, he said in front of the judge. “I believe all crackers, nigs, wetbacks, chinks, whops, ragheads and frenchies and everyone else are children of God, and all were created equally stupid.” Needless to say, he wasn’t selected. However, I think he may have been on to something….
bwhahahah GO GRANDPA!
Chris,
This post was excellent.
you may be a certified on paper genius.
Yes, the French gave the Statue of Liberty to America as a gift. It was orignally a Black woman, but it was altered.
@ Zoso: Finally…Something we Haitians can claim our own…well minus that whole Dirt Cookie Fiasco…
Dear Chris,
The image of (presumably) you sitting amongst a room full of flat assed asian girls and calling the post “attractive women” makes me ill enough not to want to read your posts anymore. But then you come along with posts like this which are just pure genius.
imag asked, “when will you fail?” Probably not until you take your ideas public via morning radio or book deal, and you become the pariah responsible for the downfall of every black polititian for speaking the God’s honest, absolute truth.
dead and fucking buried @ the Negro dsiclaimer under Anne Frank and the airplane explanation of Manifest Destiny.
*You would make a great addition to the “star and bucwild” show in the morning. However, Star is such a egomaniacal, self-serving narcissist, he wouldn’t let you get a word in.
Sorry for the typos–its the juicy juice and animal crackers stuck in the keyboard.
Haha, that’s not me amongst the asians, that is my good friend and Admiral Furious’ younger brother ‘Tom Harkin’.
I was, however, the one that took the picture. I still feel dirty.
@my2blackbabies
Do you get Star and Buc on the radio?? Damn i miss him.. too bad they dont have a ‘listen online’ feature..
Obviously by the errors and poor language of that post by Unk T:
I love the white man and all his grace by getting rid of the lest disirable and weaksest people of the world he has made it a utopia where most of us recognize the fact that we are free to determine our own destinies.
Whats great about America is that even 13 year old wanna be driving BMW, ignorant teenagers are allowed to say whatever they want. I think its funny that people think these posts enrage or upset someone…whats the point lil man?
@MrsEpps: nice response. I thought about the short bus that little turd must ride on also. He’ll probably be driving it in 10 years.
I choose to ignore stupidity most of the time, but this was just so funny. It was almost funnier than Chris’ post. While choosing racist comments, he then ends his rant by calling Chris a racist. Ignorance at its finest. He must be from SC.
@ Chris, Thanks for clearing that up! I can continue my secret affair that I’m having with you in my head.
@Lady–Im far out on Long island, and on maternity leave, so I miss morning radio. My husband gets to listen on his drive to work. I have a love/hate relationship with them. You can probably get some archives on youtube though.
@brran1
What Dirt Cookie Fiasco?
Esquire-MrsEpps: nice response. I thought about the short bus that little turd must ride on also. He’ll probably be driving it in 10 years.
I choose to ignore stupidity most of the time, but this was just so funny. It was almost funnier than Chris’ post. While choosing racist comments, he then ends his rant by calling Chris a racist. Ignorance at its finest. He must be from SC.
bwhahahaha you got that right!
“Black people are naturally predisposed to violent and criminal behavior
Each time I read this correspondence, I laugh until my belly is sore. There are plenty of reasons to hate black people*, just like there are plenty of reasons to hate white people, hispanics, native americans, arabs, jews, asians, and Martians…but of all the reasons to hate us, the above is the least justifiable - especially for white people. Here’s why:
White supremacists absolutely love to quote statistics such as:
blacks kill seven times more than whites
blacks kill whites more than 20 times more than whites kill blacks
blacks rape white women 2000 times more than whites rape blacks
blacks commit 50 percent of American homicides while making up only 12% of the population
The list goes on.”
oh my god!! i think its all the same person who claims this, i got into a heated debate with one of these people. i’m gonna email it to you, hopefully you’ll read it lol. but their claims are fuckin ridiculous and sometimes it just angers me when i see their inane, retarted, and pitifully backed up claims on how blacks or any other minority (mainly black though) are so much more inferior than they are.
LMAO..oh pleeeaase write a follow up on whatever dumb ass comeback white people have to THIS one…I just have to see it.
“LMAO..oh pleeeaase write a follow up on whatever dumb ass comeback white people have to THIS one…I just have to see it.”
They never have a valid comeback. Instead they ignore the facts and try to elicit an anger response through repeated use of words like ‘nigger’, ‘affirmative action’, and ‘carjacking’.
It’s at this point that I declare victory, and celebrate by sending Tom Harkin on a mission to bang more of their women.
“celebrate by sending Tom Harkin on a mission to bang more of their women.”
teehee
stuffblackpeoplehate (16:30:52) :
Haha, that’s not me amongst the asians, that is my good friend and Admiral Furious’ younger brother ‘Tom Harkin’.
I was, however, the one that took the picture. I still feel dirty.
You should! I must echo M2BBAB’s sentiments, when I first saw that pic at the top of that post, I was like *does the angry gesture Black people do that looks like they are raring to Crip walk*. The story about the African woman helped, but still….
Sidenote: Sometimes, I pity Black men, because Black women are always mad. But then I pity Black women more, cause always being mad is hard work. I’m tired of ALWAYS being mad. I need a hug.
@ Zoso: It was in the news a few months back. It was about Haitian families resorting to eating cookies made out of dirt because of the skyrocketing prices of food.
Ditto the hug thing. *weeps*
Chris-They never have a valid comeback. Instead they ignore the facts and try to elicit an anger response through repeated use of words like ‘nigger’, ‘affirmative action’, and ‘carjacking’.
It’s at this point that I declare victory, and celebrate by sending Tom Harkin on a mission to bang more of their women.
DEAD…bwhahahahha it was too funny when I thought Tom was white before too on the other post until I saw his black ass in that picture LMAOO
@brran1: That’s horrible. I need to keep up with the news more. I just hate watching CNN and FOX. It’s a bad way to start, interrupt or end one’s day. Usually begets anger and lots of it. Maybe BBC would be better.
@Sister Toldja: I want a hug too. I smell like Dove body wash!
@ toldja–the anger subsides when you marry your hard-earned Black King, and lie beside him each night knowing how much he admires you for wearing that tired-ass greasy scarf on your head (and still wants to f*uck you, in-spite of it).
And then, you you bear his gorgeous children and commence to comb their hair, all the while not putting them up for adoption (because that is where the hard work is), any resentment and anger you might have felt, settles into pity for the too many single black princesses still in search of what is rightfully due them.
I would recommend ya’ll to check the news story The News posted- Pure Evil.
“They never have a valid comeback. Instead they ignore the facts and try to elicit an anger response through repeated use of words like ‘nigger’, ‘affirmative action’, and ‘carjacking’.
It’s at this point that I declare victory, and celebrate by sending Tom Harkin on a mission to bang more of their women.”
LMAO!!!!! (Cough cough cough HACK!)
- Dead.
“knowing how much he admires you for wearing that tired-ass greasy scarf on your head”
How appropriate that i was tying my scarf back on as I read this sentence.
@ Zoso: The closest thing to the news I watch is The Weather Channel. I don’t want all that negative crap in my head screwing up my day. However, I do read the NY Times online about 3-4 days out the week.
Examples 1-10 are all things that can be found in a social studies text book.. they portray it as things that had to happen to get to what we now know is the good ol’ US of A now. Including slavery. Then they make you watch ‘Roots’ in school and everything is ok as long as you explain how wrong slavery was. I was glad because while i was a senior in hs i learned they were introducing an AA History class (we only had U.S. Hist and Gov’t at the time). Seems like a good idea right? Well, it wasn’t even the fact that it was being taught by a white person.. that I could get over with time, but the course was garbage from what I was told. Unstructured, biased.. the yt kids were failing because they didn’t ‘get it’ and eventually they did away with the class. What kind of half assed effort was that?
If that wasnt grounds for home-schooling I dont know what is. They’ll try to brainwash all our kids with this same bs day in and day out.. only for you to have to be reprogrammed when you get out into the real world.. I teach my son our history. By the time he gets to H.S. he’s going to be challenging the teacher on those text books of lies and I’ll be loving every letter I get home about it.
@maya–you must be staying home today? Its gloomy and raining out here, good reason to keep mine tied up till tomorrow.
Am I the only dude that finds women that wear head scarves sexy? Especially during sex. I try my hardest to knock that thing off her head…
I cant ever find a scarf that stays on my head while sleep probably because i do backflips in my sleep or something so I said fuck it…but i got mine on right now too
brran1–ripped off from behind is more like it. The fact that you don’t see it coming is the ultimate thrill. Word of advice: try not to unwrap the hair. Your session will almost suredly be over after that.
I’m not sure, but I’ve never met a man who had a problem with mine. I guess when you knock the head scarf off, you know you’re doing your job huh. lolol
If you have sex w/ the scarf on how is he going to pull your hair??
Had that happen one time. It definitely wasn’t a good look on my part or hers.
sidebar and off topic but Sister T and Esquire and Knatrual…I finally got my hubby to crack the fucking whip with his daughter woohoo! Took him long enough. But now the nose on the wall is used faithfully at my house muahahha
DYING….rolling at Shabooty!!!!!!!!!!!! the comments are too much…
@ Admiral Furious- im looking up golden ratio RIGHT NOW
Hair pulling is only a sometimes thing- we can’t do that all the time.
The only thing being pulled is the scarf– snatched off the head from whatever angle you prefer.
Nice–I feel you. Those deep conditioners cost too much to have somebody rip out what I’ve worked too hard to make strong. Thats preserved for anniversaries and such.
“sidebar and off topic but Sister T and Esquire and Knatrual…I finally got my hubby to crack the fucking whip with his daughter woohoo! Took him long enough. But now the nose on the wall is used faithfully at my house muahahha”
If I see or hear the word ‘hubby’ one more time, I’m going to blow my fucking head off much to the delight of white supremacists everywhere.
@ my2blackbabies, HELLO! Exactly
great post man!
Chris, you are hilarious. I’ll stop talking about head scarves as well while we’re at it.
“Chris, you are hilarious. I’ll stop talking about head scarves as well while we’re at it.”
Talk about sex, head scarves, thong thong thong thong thongs, and booty may continue ad infinitum.
Use of the word ‘hubby’, which enrages me for reasons unknown, m