The title image of this site is dedicated to the ferociously angry men and women (but so far, only men) who frequent this site. For consideration as this site’s flagship angry negro, please send your picture, occupation, general location, and a list of things you hate to stuffblackpeoplehate@gmail.com.
Once their image is removed from the title page to make way for the next enraged member of the negroid persuasion, they remain enshrined in the Hall of Rage for all eternity*. May they all live long, prosperously, and most importantly, very very angrily.
*Or until this blog is no longer relevant
Angry Negro I: Gunpowder
Reign of Fury: 3.4.2008 – 3.13.2008
Angry Negro II: Admiral Furious
Reign of Fury: 3.14.2008 – 3.21.2008
Angry Negro III: Angry ver. 3.2 (Beta)
Reign of Fury: 3.22.2008 -3.28.2008
Angry Negro IV: Mr. Smith
Reign of Fury: 3.28.2008 – 4.2.2008
Angry Negro V: Lisa Turtle
Reign of Fury: 4.2.2008 – 4.7.2008
Angry Negro VI: Mean Streak
Reign of Fury: 4.7.2008 – 4.10.2008
Angry Negro VII: Anmarie
Reign of Fury: 4.10.2008 – 4.15.2008
Angry Negro VIII: The Business Woman
Reign of Fury: 4.15.2008 -4.21.2008
Angry Negro IX: Esdotto
Reign of Fury: 4.21.2008 – 4.25.2008
Angry Negro X: Takara
Reign of Fury: 4.25.2008 -4.30.2008
Angry Negro XI: Mrs. Epps
Reign of Fury: 4.30.2008 – 5.6.2007
Angry Negro XII: Miss Jones
Reign of Fury: 5.6.2008 -5.14.2008
Angry Negro XIII: Beige Baby
Reign of Fury: 5.14.2008 -5.27.2008
Angry Negro XIV: Lauren
Reign of Fury: 5.27.2008 – 6.4.2008
Angry Negro XV: Barack Obama
Reign of Fury: 6.4.2008 – 6.15.2008
Angry Negro XVI: Tamiko Peek
Reign of Fury: 6.15.2008 – 6.24.2008
Angry Negro XVII: Aisha
Reign of Fury: 6.24.2008 -6.29.2008
Angry Negro XVIII: DynamicDiva
Reign of Fury: 6.29.2008 – 7.20.2008
Angry Negro XIX: Sister Toldja
Reign of Fury: 7.20.2008 -8.3.2008
Angry Negro XX: WryBeauty
Reign of Fury: 8.3.2008 – 8.27.2008
Angry Negro XXI: HillRat
Reign of Fury: 8.27.2008 – Present
[...] Hall of Rage [...]
I want to see an angry black woman!
Send in your angry photo, and your wish will be granted
Ahh I would send a pic in but sadly I look mildly weetalded in most of my pics.
just take a pic of yourself pinching a deuce, and it will transfix as being in rage.
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just take a pic of yourself pinching a deuce,
It’s either “pinching a loaf” or “dropping a deuce”.
Alright sent in my “mildly weetalded photo”, come on ladies you next, or these dudes will just be all in the title everyday not trying to move over for a sista.
YES! My time has come!
Haha Congrats!
So when are we to see the agry women? Does a pic stay up for a pre-determined number of days? Even if you have other’s queued up?
That is correct.
It’s me!!!
I want next! I sent mine in!
Ah Meanstreak is hilarious. Best Angry Negro yet!
Im waiting on my 15 minutes
Oh Yeah, Chrissy Poo make sure you title me The BusinessWoman and not keta when its my turn
Thanks
Chrissy Poo?
I think you just gave me tomorrow’s topic…
Yeah, she was definitely outta line with that — cut her off!!
lmao @ Chrissy Poo.. sounds like someone is claiming you Chris uh oh!
LOL @ the e-petname ‘chrissy poo’
hey, don’t hate me cause you aint me
And yeah, I said it…who cares, me and chris broke up earlier on the asian post
LOL i swear the dialogue in the comments sections here are almost just as hilarious as the posts themselves
I’m number 7! Seven is a divine number ya know.
I’m rockin the super man curl on the 4-head son!!! What chu kno bout that!
Anmarie, I like your superman curl. I have that popped up in a pic of mine, I like to call it my Michael Jackson Mulatto… Remember when he was mulatto and had that one curl in the front?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That comment was abusive
so how come Meanstreak reigned for only three days?!
Ah…Uhm…ah…well….I swear I didn’t perform any favors,…. honestly.
Anmarie ain’t looking half bad in that photo negative effect…shooooot need to get some full color pics!
LOL…shoot, boy stop
Thought angry-lookin was a requirement? You lookin kinda cute and peaceful…
Really, It’s a combo of my big ass lips interrupting a proper snear and the negative effect, I’m trying to look sarcasticly doubtful, because I hear horrible gossip on a daily basis. Look and again tell me if you get it.
Ummm nope… not gettin it…must be the negative effect. I ain’t a lesbo (yet… a couple more bitter-run-ins with the opposite sex might just push me over the straight edge) but all I am gettin is a “come hiiaaa” vibe lol. Now meanstreak’s pic scuurs the white outta me.
Hmmm should have taken Shabooty’s advice:
“just take a pic of yourself pinching a deuce, and it will transfix as being in rage.”
HAHAHA!
That was gross my bad Machete, There’s an eyebrow rise and everything. Nothing huh? Oh well.
Well you didn’t bother Mr. Smith and he;s not even trying to make a face.
Yea, the terms of office are shortening. I’m getting more and more entries in and I want everybody to be able to see their image up in a reasonable amount of time.
Anmarie, friends, look me up at myspace dot com slash airhoppz
Or just click here.
Forgot that HTML works here. I’m awarding myself 5 wack points for that last post.
toooo much!!!!!!!! chrissy poo…lmao
esdotto looks constipated; is that the source of his anger?
@ knaturalbeauty
no, but thanks for thinking of my anus. = ]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…no problem
*gross*
Esdotto, welcome to the club.
Knaturalbeauty, by anus, he was using a non-vulgar word in place of “ass.” I’ve known him for years.
However now that I read your original post, I can see that he actually, in this case, literally meant his anus. Possibly his colon as well. Great show, knaturalbeatuy, a ripping good show indeed.
yes! I have made it in the club with the cool kids woohoo!
What happened to the angry black person header??????
That’s me up there! Hell yeah!
I’m never gonna get to the Hall Of Rage!
*Tear*
Then again, when I sent my picture I assumed this was a small, new blog that no one read because I hadn’t heard of it yet. I now can see the waiting list for the HOR is probably like Oprah tickets.
“I’m never gonna get to the Hall Of Rage!”
ST, I don’t have your picture in my inbox (unless you sent it under a different email account).
I second that? Sup with my photo? lol
No worries DD, I’ve got yours.
Soooooo, is that pic of Creole Beauty next? She was pretty angry.
cosign with Knatural! You have got to post
Sanaa Lathan’sCreole’s photo up there! (I’m really waiting for Grimm)how come the pics don’t look angry anymore? it looks like Takara is actually smiling
Hey..I’m finally on the Hall of Rage!
LoL, I love the honorary angry black man!
When is my picture going to be put up? I think Mr. Obama had his 15 minutes already
hmm… i think i shall send a pic too…
I hope I’m next!
Tamiko Peek is my favorite AND she’s from FLA!! lol “Shut up Mei Ling.” I always feel awkward in nail salons. I think it’s the whole idea of having people working for you. LOL me and my anti-privilege complex, but I love having my nails done. Ha!
You are a gut Maggot
I finally made it!!
So am I en cue? I sent my pic in like 10 angry people ago…..
I aint never gonna be the ABW. And when i do it will all have the wrong name and everything. so sad
queue!
Sorry i’m a virgo.
no prob thanks for that….I knew I spelled it wrong but I couldn’t think of the right spelling so I left it….I knew someone would correct it….we are black people…
So, am I the lightest person to ever hold this position? I look like Powder in a sunday hat.
I am nice and carmel in real life, just so yall know. Like, light light chocolate.
Haha Congrats Powder!
LOL, I may be taking that title from ya darlin!
Every shot Ive taken isnt workin for me.
May have to rock a hat too.
Nobody looks angry any more in the hall of rage. Everybody is up here trying to look cute. I’m going to change my pic mebbe and give a serious wonky eye glare. For when i get up on the hall of rage in april 2011.
I sent in a smiling photo-I don’t have any angry ones, but I will try again
Hello everyone, nice pics!
This is actually my favorite part of the blog. Chris, you’re so good at interacting with your fans!
BTW – I feel rude for calling u by name on my first visit. I’m Mykie. Nice to meet you.
Awww yeah! I’m gonna be the immortalized in the Hall of Rage as the final entrant.
Thanks Chris!
HR
I am SO agreeing with many of the hates up on this page!!! Especially the nail technician hate. I’m a quiet person by nature, and when it comes down to getting business done, I don’t talk much. I really dislike small talk, that “Hey, how’s the weather!” type of bullshittedness. Many white folks in MN are real good for the small talk shit when they happen to be in a somewhat awkward situation and don’t know what else to say. How about NOTHING! That works, too!
Wait. Am I aloud to be on this being white. I hate white people with dreads. But then again black people with straight tend to be pretty cool(prince, James brown, Kat Williams) does that mean i’m a racist inconsistent shithead.
Niggers always look angry.
Just look at the big bug eyes, the flaring nostrils, the thick dumb lips…. Does a fucking bull ever look happy? Hell nah.
Same with niggers. It’s just built into their genetic ape code. The infamous black attitude.
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy…. when will niggers ever learn? Fuck, I just put niggers and learn in the same sentence.
I hate who every thought of making such a retarded site as this.
1. I hate or like people based on their intelligence, here are the rankings from (1) dirt-dumb to (4) born smart mathematically and have artistic abilities.
A C grade or lower is not good enough. get out of this world.
1. Blacks: must like rap, must obey rap songs, must ride public transportation, werr da weed at homie?, gangs, (stereotypes are true)
2. Mexicans: same as for blacks except like cocaine better and have slick back hair, might have a chance in school if try hard.
3. whites (me) usually ok except for white trash, rednecks, bums, people missing teeth 3 teeth or more
4. Asians: Steal jobs, can always draw well, can’t drive, poor accent