For a long time, I thought the sight of vomit was the nastiest thing on the planet (not including feet). There can be no redeeming qualities about a big wet pile of half-digested human kibble mixed in with hydrochloric acid and God knows what other stomach juices staring you in the face. When I was in the fourth grade, some Chinese kid was eating pizza and puked it all up. The image of his PURPLE vomit has been seared into my memory ever since.
Figure 1: Good times
I saw a lot of vomit this weekend. I saw vomit on the floor. I saw vomit on a woman’s shoe. I saw vomit on the sidewalk. I even saw a remarkably large amount of vomit on the back of a hapless bouncer - which was rendered amazing by the fact that the vomit was located on his shoulder, which was way higher than the mouth of the perpetrator. And here I was thinking that projectile vomit was just a myth.
I learned this weekend, however, that it’s actually the SMELL of vomit that is the nastiest thing next to feet.
Last Friday was, of course, the informal and sparsely attended Stuff Black People Hate get-together. During the event, one of the attendees became insanely drunk and made what’s usually a rookie mistake - she stopped moving. Even worse, she sat down. Next thing you know, she’s leaning over and vomiting all over the floor. Part of me is smiling inside because I know this will enrage the owner (who happens to be my cousin, whom I hate), and another part of me is smiling because another chick in the corner of the room starting throwing up at the exact same time.
Figure 2: This doesn’t really fit into the previous text…it’s just funny as hell
Eventually I get my shit together and try to help the bouncer help her out. He, however, shoves me away for some reason (I’ll find out why in about 2 hours). I follow them outside to the smoking area - it’s at this point see the vomit (and karma) on the bouncer’s back - and then nearly get thrown out of the club when I try to bring the girl a cup of water. Over the next few hours, the following happens:
- I feel like I’m being followed by a strange, persistent smell that I can’t quite place
- I’m informed that the bouncers may be under the impression that I slipped the vomiting girl a mickey…which is interesting because she wasn’t drinking anything at the time
- I wind up taking a cab into Arlington, where some white guy has my phone that apparently I dropped in the club. Once in the cab, the smell is getting stronger
- The smell is getting stronger still
- The cabbie clearly notices the smell
- I retrieve my phone from a white dude named Greg. The cab has left me there
- I run 3 drunken miles from Glebe Road and Lee Highway to the Key Bridge before I find a cab
- The smell returns, and is now amplified by sweaty man funk
- Once home, I get a text message from a ‘witness’ indicating that I was vomited on
- I go to my closet
- The lower left leg of my jeans has puke on it
- The right sleeve of my jacket has puke on it
- Recognizing the smell, finally, I run into the bathroom and throw up my damn self
- Fuck
And as I sit here recalling the upchuckery of that night, I am reminded that one of the most painful things a man can endure besides passing a kidney stone is the empty vomit.
Ever done that shit? You feel the urge to yack, lean over the toilet/sink/cat ready to let one fly and finally feel better…only to wind up dry firing. Instead of a relieving flow of whatever the hell was making you sick coming out of your innards, you instead feel your stomach caving in on nothing, your abs clenching with a tightness well beyond your actual control and, of course, the horrifyingly empty and high-pitched “EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” being emitted from your newly contorted lungs.
I am never drinking again.
eeew.
“And here I was thinking that projectile vomit was just a myth.”
babies with pyloric stenosis can have projectile vomiting ( random trivia for most, i know)
I no longer drink ( blasphemy on this site, right) but i once vomited in a club in Nigeria after drinking some unknown lukewarm liquor and too many amaretto sours…trying to be cute and grown and ended up looking like an azz…the dude was trying to get me drunk so my “easy american girl” could come out
that was four years ago..would never want to relive that headache/icky feeling
really? an empty vomit is one the most painful things? dang, you men have it good.
“I am never drinking again.”
You say that now. Don’t know if you’ll hold to it but who knows?
Vomit is gross. I don’t like the smell or the sight of it. It takes me back to elementary school when someone would puke and then the janitor would come and put sawdust on it so they could scoop it up. Everyone stayed away from the upchuck kid for the rest of the day because of the smell.
I have vomit dysfunction around people I don’t know. It’s like I’ll hold the shit in even though it’s burning the hell out of my throat just so you won’t hear “Blaaaaaach”. (My family and friends will have to deal with it. Suck it up and like it.)
I raise your empty vomit with menstrual cramps. You’d want to kill yourself.
Vitamin B before a night of heavy drinking, propel in the morning. Keeps me from puking.
what you are talking about is chris is dry heaving.
::ew i hate that shit::
“i am never drinking again”
i have said tha phrase many times, and lo, i wa drunk out of my mind this weekend.
I’m emetophobic.
I can’t count on a single hand every time I’ve vomitted since about the age of 6. Other people vomitting is the #1 cause.
Gross.
Gross.
Gross…
100 proof vodka + guitar hero = drunken debauchery.
What the hell were ya’ll drinkin and how fast were you drinking it? I hate vomiting. I don’t care what the reason, I despise it. I had one really bad experience with liquor and that was all I needed to know my time and quantity limits. 2 drink per hour real slow. I’m a control freak and I can never be that out of it again. Plus that headache is worth than death.
Hope all ya’ll lushes had fun this weekend. Make sure to drink lots of water.
My freshman year in college I was so hungover I sat on the floor of my shower dry heaving for two hours. Fucking bleak.
*cups hand over mouth and runs to the bathroom*
Ewwwwww who doesn’t hate vomit? And how in the hell could u have vomit on you and not know? Vomit is just nasty especially the smell of semi-digested food/drink. My worst sight was seeing someone vomit by the London Eye and then minutes later watching the pigeons coming to pick food out the vomit. That makes me want to puke just thinking about it.
Last night I had the worst drinking night in my life, overestimating my ability to drink after a fluke night last week of no hangover. That was the first time I ever vomited the same night that I drank… always get my hangover the next morning and I was told that I’m ‘weird’. Look on the bright side Chris, at least ur mom didn’t cook less Sunday lunch dinner because u were hungover and hence didn’t need to eat (which means u starve) while simultaneously suspending your driving privileges indefinitely :S
I think I’ll follow ChaoticDiva’s advice next time cuz I know if I say “I’m never drinking again” I’ll just be lying lol. But where do I get Vitamin B?
On my 24th birthday, I drank about 4 glasses of Hennessey straight. I threw up in the club for like what seemed to be an eternity all over the floor. The bouncer had to carry me over his shoulder to my friends car- thats the last thing that I remember about that night soo long ago.
“I am never drinking again.”
Yea, that’s what they all say….
Personally, I’m a very light drinker, and thanks to this reference (on top of several others I’ve encountered throughout my high school and college tenure), I intend to stay that way for a long, LONG time.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this has so fully made my day complete. dry heaving is the devil, why does your body do that? i don’t get it.
p.s. drinking sprite/ginger ale helps with the vomiting. taking the early morning greyhound hungover does not.
Drink a litre of water before passing out.
Helps dilute the alcohol and gives you something extra to throw up.
See all these comments would’ve been more helpful before a. I stopped drinking due to 6 hrs of continuous vomiting/dry heaving every 10 minutes like clockwork - for the second time or b. 2:00 am Saturday morning.
As a white guy, I can share in the hatred of vomit. I became infamous at my school for bazooka puking out of a third story townhouse window after being introduced to a new type of social drinking called “shotgunning” Ugh. Never again. There’s a rainbow coalition in my stomach trying to get out!!!!
Nosepuking trumps all.
The End.
omg nose puke!!!
wnbt you need to re-calculate fine on fb
Chris you will drink and you will enjoy in fact you will be guzzeling be4 long…
I agree. The dry heave is VERY painful. Ur stomach and throat feel like they’ve been hit by a truck…not that I have been…I just imagine it feels this way.
Am I the only one who loves how I feel after vomiting? It’s like a clear feeling of nirvana when whatever demon was in my stomach is heaved up and out. I usually vomit while simultaneously crying and sweating and coughing. (just me?) Then in a flash its gone and I feel instantly better. Heaven.
No Esquire,
Not Heaven hahaa I feel defeated and ashamed if I throw-up!!!
I haven’t puked in 4years and I shall keep it that way uhgggg.
I second whoever said that cramps trumps vomiting.
I cant handle the sight, smell or the thought of vomit. My then 8 year old daughter caught a stomach bug and puked all over the bathroom floor. My boyfriend had to clean it up because Mommy (who can deal with baby spit up, diarreha, blood, mucus) can NOT handle vomit.
Vomiting lasts a short time. Cramps just stay around for days and days on end. (and make me feel nauseous, which is worse than actually vomiting for me: just random “feeling like you are about to heave” feeling is not good)
NOSE PUKING??????
what ever you do dont DRINK ICE COLD WATER WHEN DRUNk it makes your system go in to slight shock causing you to throw up… Drink room temp. Water, a multi-vitamen and an advil before you go to bed and you will be fine the next day.
23rd B-day i had 23 shots of SoCo and Lime… The only time in MY LIFE i had to be taken care of because i was TOO DRUNK (i pride my self on that)… The simple smell of soco and lime will make me vomit on the SPOT!
Oh and how was the “Chittlin Strut” in SC??
ass out, on a limb again……
…but it sounds like the merry lil band of stuff black people hate had a good time.
naw, not really.
suff black people hate
1.) drunk obnoxious assholes who throw up on others and themselves.
2.) drunk obnoxious assholes who *insert whatever the fuck here*
3.) drink gatorade and start over at #1.
btw, gatorade before and or after helps. replenish/stockup on electrolytes and hydrate.
fuckery, pure fuckery.
ahhhhhh ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, (inhale) whooooooooooo!
Man…this one time i vomited was at the beach and had nothing to do with alcohol…but everything to do with white people love of bloody meat and my trying to be polite.
Now i’m not talking rare steak with some pink on this inside, that’s cool. I’m talking steaks and burgers marinating in a 3/4 inch puddle of warm hemal fluid at the center of the dining room table.
This one annoying ass chick immediately yells “I want the bloodiest piece!” and didn’t care that droplets of blood had fallen into her milk in transport to her plate. And she licked the blood that had started to drip down her arm. I wanted to die.
I still resent my friend for immediately snatching up the only decently cooked piece of steak. So I grabbed a burger, which seemed ok. No. I bit into it and there was meat on the inside that was the exact same texture and color it was before it went onto the grill. I almost died again…but still ate around it
…because I suck.
I finished what i could but threw everything up at the end of the night.
I guess the glass of vodka cranberry may have helped just a little.
Omg and it was so chunky. BLah!
had to share.
Do you know it is women who vomit a lot?
I have seen this pattern since women have given themselves to drink especially in Britain, there has multitudes of places where you cannot walk.
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
i thought the Stuff Black People Hate get-together was a joke.
oh well. at least i missed the vomitting.
Besides actual illness only two things have ever made me puke (and I’ve had split bottles of black watch and e & j on an empty stomach and been fine.
Captain Morgan and Colt 45…seems it does work everytime for me. (Fuck you Billy Dee)
Sidenote: when vomit is mentioned I always think of The Goonies and Chunks movie story.
yea, I DO NOT vomit unless absolutely necessary. I HATE HATE HATE vomiting, and I especially HATE dry heaving. The first time I ever got my period I dry heaved, and it was pure hell…I remember thinking to myself, this must be why all women hate their periods. LOL
Yall had a REAL good time this weekend. So sorry I missed it!! Guarnteed I wouldnt have puked tho.
Hey Captain Morgans and Gingerale taste like Cream Soda…. DONT hate on it…
As a Grown Professional you should not be Drinking Colt 45 (Or steel reserve)
@ Landon:
In my defense I was under 20 the last time I drank the Cap’n or the Colt.
I never touched Steel cause I figured it was the new St. Ives (which was disgusting too). As a rule now I try not to do any sweet drinks…find the person downing sweet drinks and watch them all night…sure fire fun later.
I was doing Martini’s for a while, but I’m currently pissed because every bartender can make a sex on the beach but I can’t get a decent Sidecar.
Maybe I have it good. my cramps arent worse than puking up something Ive digested.
However, dry-heaving does not compare to a contraction.
I guess the Heavenly experience of vomiting, is not drunk vomiting. Ive only done that once, and there was nothing serene or cute about it.
THat is why i drink Bomaby and TONIC with a lime…
NO H ANG OVER BABY!
1st of all, I thought there were going to be pictures of the SBPH gathering? oh well, id rather not see black people throwing up, getting thrown-up on, or smiling with throw up on them early on a Monday morning.
2nd, this your post reminds me of the hog maws on your slave food post. My stomach hurts. Yuck.
Martinis?
I personally would slap a martini out of my husband’s hand. He better not be drinking anything my girlfriends and I would order. He better put some hair on that chest. lol
@ Esquire…if it’s good enough for James Bond…none of those sweet craps mind you, I’m talking Gin or Vodka.
Oh Yeah: Sugar = Hangover.
Esquire:
I am almost got my ass whopped by my home girls one time… We were walking on campus and one of them complained about cramps… So i turned to her with a straight face and said… “MY track coach told us to do long stride running to make the cramp go away, maybe you should try it”… The look she gave me would kill any MORTAL!
When i got a cramp i had to run threw it… i never knew there was a differnce in the type of cramps…
Do you. I just think its funny to watch a man holding a martini glass.
Why does my office smell like poo today?
(closing door)
I though mixing brown and clear liquor = hangover? What does the sugar do?
Landon
my cramps arent that bad anymore. But these cramps are different than a regular muscle cramp. I rolled my eyes at your statement…lol. But men JUST dont know. Most women’s cramps put us down for the count.
Imagine your stomach yanking like it does for a stomach virus/flu. All. Day. Long. And then having to go to work and still be pleasant, while your pants are too damn tight in the waist because you are bloated. Its not pleasant.
There is something about sugar and hangovers… drink sweet drinks all night or champagne and i have the worst hangovers… I dont know the science behind it but i am totally convinced sugary Drinks = DEATH!
@ Ayo
A bartender explained it to me once…the metabolism of sugar and alcohol depletes B vitamins.
Esquire:
How you think we feel, esp if you work with a lot of girl or have a girlfriend… not knowing their period cycle is like walking into a mindfield with no warning… ONE STEP KAAABOOOOMMMM she going APE SHIT ON YOu!
Isnt Rum distilled from sugar? I love fruity drinks, and I NEVER get hangovers from any thing except Tequila. But I lubs me some watermelon ‘ritas. LOL
Well imagine having menstrual cramps AND running cramps…My life once a month for the past 18 years…
shut up, Amadeo! THAT IS CRAZY! so, they created all of the fru-fru drinks for the ladies to be comfortable drinking, and they actually make them grossly drunk?
there is nothing attractive about a drunk woman.
i dont even know how guys could want to deal with one?
why do guys want to deal with drunk women?
one time at band camp…
i was at the club and this chick is do damn drunk that her legs won’t bend. and she was tall as hell. her smaller and shorter friend was trying to drag her tall ass out of the club, and her legs kept banging the exit door. finally a bouncer helped drag that ass out of there, but she was taller than his butt too. never been drunk at a club after that. it was like my own personal psa.
Hi. Sorry, but the worst kind of vomit is from food poisoning. No more Potbelly’s for me. Drunken puke is nothing compared to that. Dry heaves and bile, and yuckiness. Best way to lose seven pounds, though.
Who’s hungry??
greasy food the next day helps hangovers for soem odd reason
So true. A cheeseburger with a fried egg on top = heaven after a night of heavy drinking.
Landon, you cant feel like we feel. lol. My cramps arent that bad anymore. One thing I will say is, I hate when a female has a bad attitude and men blame it on a period.
Shit, sometimes we just have a bad fucking attitude.
Also, during that time of the month, it IS possible to be pleasant and not so fucking miserable, and go about your business, so noone knows or suspects. Men, stop blaming everything on our reproductive system. We dont blame everything on yours….or do we?
Oh God, food poisoning.
Had some curry from a dodgy indian place across from our work.
It was dirt cheap stuff, that should have been a warning.
The pain was so bad I was croaking down the phone to my local hospital begging them to send an ambulance.
Puking from over-indulgence is nothing in comparison.
Knatural: I second you. Drunkeness has nothing on true sickness vomiting.
*wipes away a tear* I helped inspire a SBPH post. I feel so honored. I should probably feel embarrassed, but m’eh, that’s not how I roll. Y’all got to witness my first public vomit episode so we’re all bonded and shit now, LOL.
Not to lessen the grossness of it, but vomit really doesn’t get to me. But of course in medical training you get your fair share of exposure to vomit, blood and all sorts of other fun bodily fluids. Also back when I thought I wanted to be a forensic pathologist, I did two summer internships at the PHILADELPHIA Crime Scene Investigation Unit and Medical Examiner’s office…I have seen and SMELLED things that would make Lucifer reconsider his life decisions. So yeah, now my olfactory sense and sense of what is appropriate dinner conversation are both forever fucked.
Anyhoo, all that to say, if vomit is the worst thing you’ve smelled and dry heaving is the worst pain you’ve experienced…you lead a charmed life my friend.
“There’s a code in your DNA that says tackle drunk bitches.”
The rest of that scene showed why that is a bad sentiment to follow. My man took this drunk girl home once and she hurled on his bed…then he asked her to leave and she got mad and said she wasn’t going nowhere. After she pissed on herself he physically removed her.
Lesson Learned.
i eat after i come from the club, so that way there’s no worries the next morning.
but i hate waking up with a dry ass (dehydrated) crusty mouth.
“After she pissed on herself he physically removed her.”
Logging off to do some work on that note. Thank you Amadeo
amadeo, that was by far the funniest and worst drunk girl story i ever heard.
That is true. I like to think it coats ur stomach. If Im drunk in philly, i go to this diner where everyone knows to give me the Drunken Special - Chicken Fingers, Fries, Onion Rings, Jalapeno Poppers, and Potato Skins. YUMMY!!!
I wish there actually was some magic formula - drink 15.7 oz of water .6 hours in advance of drinking then quack like a duck after every shot and you won’t get sick. I’m convinced sometimes my body just wants to fuck with me. There was absolutely nothing impressive about the amount I drank on Friday. Maybe I’m just getting old and losing control of bodily functions…Depends are clearly in my immediate future, bwahahahahaha.
Landon, co-sign on greasy food. I woke up Saturday morning and went straight to the nearest McDonald’s for a large OJ and hash browns. That is the only time I can eat McDisgusting but I was CRAVING it.
Dry heaving while in labor. Not. Celebrated.
Lovely meeting you on Friday, sir.
I can’t even listen to someone puke! Just the sound makes me feel nauseous. Luckily, I have an iron stomach and can only remember one time I’ve vomited as an adult. Of course I was drink. ; )
The absolute worst is just before my husband was diagnosed with colon cancer, he was vomiting SHIT! Yes, that’s right, if it doesn’t go out one end, it WILL come out the other.
******VOMITING SHIT*********
thank you, creativecat, my mind is not forever scared.
@Breez: no joke? That sounds like some serious hell.
@Jo: pretty much as bad as it sounds. And it happened more than once. When chicks espouse the virtues of natural childbirth and say they forget the pain, I want to headbutt them in the nose. You know…to remind them.
Thanks CreativeCat.
Thanks a million.
sigh…i hate the sight and smell of vomit..luckliy for me this weekend i didnt yack but i did get wasted from friday to lastnight. bleh….but i did dry heave at least twice while at my friend’s party… I was actually surprised that i didnt throw up while dancing on the pool table holding the two empty bottles…I thought i was a gonner for sure. But my man did throw up iot was hilarious..he’s a funny ass obnoxious drunk that likes to repeat that he’s drunk.
Us infront of our house on the 4th:
Me-you ok baby? I dont think you shoulds sit down right nowlet me open the door
Him-Im drunk hahahah Im drunk woooo im drunk as shit baby hahahah
Me-Um yea i know i was there.
Him-how did we get home? fuck Im drunk dammmit fuck shit…my head hurts **groans** I think i gotta puke…Dry heaves then proceeds to puke in my freshly planted flower bed..
Me-sigh fuck man i just planted those! AHHHH
Him-what? im drunk im sorry i need to sit. hahahah oppsy those were your flowers hahaha my bad.
Me-Take your drunk ass in the house
Him-IM drunk baby.. lets go get some beer.
Me-rolls eyes…
Vanita-Drunken Special - Chicken Fingers, Fries, Onion Rings, Jalapeno Poppers, and Potato Skins. YUMMY!!!
mm that sounds good
LOL…my mom is an OB/GYN nurse and did a stint in an L&D unit back when we lived in Hawaii. Apart from the fact that it was one of the busiest units in the nation (at the time), my mom always warned my sister and I to “take the damn epidural.”
I don’t give a damn what Ricki Lake says–pump me full of meds.
You do feel like a brand new person after puking; but having to puke and waiting for it to come up is straight wack sauce.
http://www.gettogetha.com/blog/
@ vanita
is it sad that your drunken special sounds like my ideal lunch? maybe i should stop drinking.
“After she pissed on herself he physically removed her”.
Llkjasdjhsadmjbskj!@#$%^&*((OLKN<FTW35457 OMGGGG toooo funny reminds me of when i was with my ex and his roomate one night.. this nasty fat bastard white dude was getting fucked up with this girl he brang over that he met in wal-mart.. well me and my ex are int eh livingroom drunk and higher than the clouds, laughing loud ass shit watching something..and then we hear them in the room fooling around which was way loud considering they were to jumbo pigs in a blanket. well we hear him yell “WTF” and burst out the room with this stink face on yelling at her to get out.me and my ex look at each other and bust out laughing when he informs us that the chick came on her period as he started to eat her out he had blood all over his white shirt and bed!…now thats some scarred for life ish
I, too, was a victim of the dry-heave recently. Horrible, horrible feeling.
@mrs. epps! *the chick came on her period as he started to eat her out he had blood all over his white shirt and bed!*
that is the grossest shit i have evar heard. evar!!!!
i for real feel like throwing up now. eww.
@ Puff & Mrs. Epps - Actually I could eat a drunken special now.
*decided to stop reading comments after about the 3rd one after my last*
You can go to GNC and get the liquid form of vitamin B and drop a little in some water or oj. I take the dropper and just drop a bit in my mouth. Although bitter, it usually comes in some kind of citrus flavor.
But yea, in addition to that, I usually will eat quesadillas before I drink…after drinking, I often have pancakes.
I remember this one time I drunk with a few friends, and they asked me and my drinking partner to make pancakes, even though we were the drunkest people there…I’m surprised we didn’t burn the kitchen down…lmao!
Yea i know Ayo…what made it worse was that our drunk asses wouldnt stop talking about that shit and laughing at him when ever he came from work…we are evil making fun of him. But I wanted to gag when he told us..i was dry heaving for like 10 mins
@ the dry heave comments…
I hate when I have the hangover headache and the queasiness, but never can throw up. It happened last weekend…I drank so much vodka…
Ok, so I’m a lush, who cares?
fuck you mrs epps, that was unnecessary. all the food my inner fat woman shayida just ate is working its way back up my esophagus. although, you also did cure my itis, along with the capri sonne i just drank, so i can’t really be mad…
*the chick came on her period as he started to eat her out he had blood all over his white shirt and bed!*
LMAO!!! Now who dont know when their period is coming??? I do NOT engage in random sexual activity 3 days before or after scheduled period because everyone know they like to mess up all ya plans. Now my boyfriend does not like to observe this rule, and after 4 years, no foul shit like that has happened to him yet. But I wish it would to teach him a lesson…
And I thought water made periods stop…
@ Mrs. Epps….just…ewww.
Pretzels are a drinking persons best friend.
Love ya too@ Puff
im sorry the story must be shared its way to funny!
Vantia.. i dunno hwo she didnt know her friend was coming..like foreal your a grown ass woman she was older than me too and she didnt keep track of her ish…sigh..well personally he deserved it! he was a fat asswhole who smelled like old pork. he was a weazer too.
yummy pretzels! yes they are a drinking persons bestfriend. they helped me a many of nights
im mad at myself though.. this whole weekend i had a chance to try bailey’s for the 1st time and i didnt…i was all about partying like a rockstar and drinking redbull and vodkas than “lets got to the parrrk”(john ledgend lyric) and sippin on baileys..sigh…
Mrs. Epps - baileys and getting drunk is a sure way to vomit…Its not for getting drunk, its for sippin! Dont you see the commercials? its old people in white sippin on baileys!! And redbull vodkas will kill you…
If you can dig guiness then do some Irish Car Bombs. When you get to the Bailey’s it’s so good.
I’m a firm believer in straight shots. Fuck beer, fuck wine coolers, and if you’re drinking mixed drinks, have a one liquor drink if you plan to get drunk.
Otherwise, you’re fucked.
Yes, I admit to having a liver made of iron, so I drink all kinds of shit. Omg @ skittlez…the most evil drink to drink EVER.
There really needs to be a drinking 101 class for those that are novices…
If drinking for intoxication for your first time, do not
1.) take shots
2.) mix liquors
3.) Drink Everclear or Absenthe
4.) Do not mix with any other drug
Vomiting is sure to occur, and only after a few intoxicated nights will you know what to drink and how much.
KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!
Liquors should not be confused with Liquers.
Southern Comfort is the one exception to this rule, as it is a liquer, but can be drank like a liquor with the same results.
Drink plenty of water before your planned intoxication.
Bring a buddy in case you do vomit, they can hold your hair back.
LOL Vantia.. yea i know bailey’s isnt for getting drunk its for sippin..sometimes i wanna sip
I wanna be the yuppie black person in white sitting in the lounge with her girlfriends sippin on baileys talking about nothing…
ok i just vomitted in mouth alittle bit re-reading that…fuck it gimmie a beer and some wings. and co-sign on the rebull and vodkas…it wasnt my idea…
@ amadeo yes! and flaming dr peppers mmmmmm…
guiness is the shit though - generally any european made brew. i’m sorry americans, but i can’t fuck with miller/bud/rolling rock. all of those taste like fizzy pee.
what is a skittlez? im a tom collins, cape cod, seven and seven or lemon drop girl myself.
best tipsy fix, pour salt in your palm and lick it.
I dont like shots so much unless Im @ home. They are expensive in clubs, and the cheap shit burns as it goes down.
*aside* there is a bottle of russian vodka in the freezer @ my job. Now they have lots of beers and wine in the fridge, but I about died when I saw that vodka in there. YTs get it IN!
lol @ Vanita….so true, so true.
Also, make sure you know what is is your mixed drinks…so many people will think that just because its a mixed drink, its not potent…examples:
skittlez: mountain dew, gin, vodka, rum, rasberry kool-aid mix (yes, you will drink so much and not realize it…a Spartan creation)
*long island iced tea: like 7 different types of liquor
*Sunset beach @ BWW: Gin, vodka, rum, and some other stuff…like that shit is POTENT
…I’m sure there’s more, but as I said earlier, I’m not much of a mixed drinker….
Also: if you find yourself really drunk and starting to feel a bit nauseated during the night, eat a twinkie, or 3. The fat from the cream will coat your stomach while the sponge cake will absorb the liquor. DON’T DRINK COFFEE - it will dehydrate you and make it worse in the morning. Instead drink water, gatorade or powerade…the oxygen from the water will wake you up, while the electrolytes in the sports drinks will help your cells absorb the water better.
Isnt drinking Everclear equivalent to drinking gas?
I wonder if I put in my car….
SEVEN AND SEVEN! Girl hats off to ya.
Anyone ever had a REAL jolly rancher? The kind with the pop rocks on the rim?? Yea buddy, goodness to the inner child.
You guys sound like “Garbage Pail Kids -Live”
Yuck, Yuck,Yuck!
LOL@ Vanita… I had Absenthe once and that shit was crazyyy.. i took a shot of hit and like 2 mins later i felt drunk ass hell! Everclear=rubbing alcohol lol
Chaotic…yea i love taking shots!
Amadeo-guiness is gross to me i had a few times and i just couldnt do it.. but i hear irish car bombs are yummy..i havent tried it yet…soon soon soon!
everclear is like the non-hilbilly version of moonshine.
Funny one is when ppl say that 99 apples is potent…I was like wow, 99 proof is still less potent than taking 151 shots.
@ vanita: i tried one once at this one place called lucky strikes…it was too sweet for me…
has anybody ever had a flirtini?
Flirtini: vodka, champagne, pineapple juice. Not too sweet, just right…
loves me some shots… nothing like warming up a cold new york winter’s night with some bacardi 151… - very good times from that. shots of tequila mexican style accompanied by smoking… not so much.
Skittlez OMGGG YES!!! SEVEN AND SEVEN sigh good times
My girl taught me something with taking tequila shots: instead of chasing it with lime, chase it with candy.
good shit.
@ Mrs. Epps…wow, I didn’t know Skittlez made it out of Michigan. How many people do you know that went to MSU?
*Now understands why Prohibition lasted for a dozen years*
shots of 151..ahhh yes… reminds me of Christmas morning and New Years…
speaking of 151 we soon need t make our Caribou Lou…yummy…take a pitcher, 1/2 151 rum, 1/2 malibu rum and rest pine juice YUMMMMYYYY…sip SLOW no gulpping or your fucked!
I would love a skittlez, but I dont do the gin…
@ Diva, yea I had it @ lucky strikes too. LOL
Isnt it funny all the drinkers are enjoying this conversation more than anyone else??
Yup absenthe will mess you up…I think it took 3 shots of it, and I felt surreal, like I was having an out of body experience. Im scared to try it again.
My new thing is a french martini, vanilla vodka with pineapple juice. Or Caramel Washington Apple - Crown, cranberry, apple pucker or 99 apples, and butterscotch schnapps. Yummy.
lol@ I was actually in Detroit when i had it ahhaha i never had in over here in MD, DC it is extra sweet made my teeth hurt but its yummy when your tired all that sugar wakes you up.
Dont know anyone from MSU i went up their with ym roomate to visit with her fam and we went to this bar and she got me one.
Damn @ a caribou Lou, but it sounds damn good…
strike that @..it shouldnt be there