After writing the Irresponsibele White Women post, I’d always wondered if they had any kind of comic foil I’d be able to poke fun at later. Lo and behold, I got my answer last Friday night.
I was out on Capitol Hill with five other guys and taking a leak in a secluded area outdoors when I heard one of Chicken Jon’s friends (we’ll call him ‘The Chairman’) in the distance yell “SHE GOT A BADONKADONK!” I could never fully explain how funny it is to hear this phrase yelled in a goofy Vietnamese accent, but it turned quite unfunny when I zipped up and walked back around the corner to see The Chairman and some random white dude in each other’s faces.
Figure 1: Composite sketch of the incident
The white boy was upset about the ‘Badonkadonk’ comment, which apparently had been leveled at the extremely nervous-looking white woman standing behind him and to the right*, so this idiot (accompanied by an equally nervous-looking short black dude who was clearly trying to stay out of it) decides to turn around and interrogate The Chairman about the comment. The argument, which was insanely idiotic, consisted of these statements being repeated in a constant loop:
White Guy: “Dude, were you talking about my girl?”
The Chairman: “This is a private conversation, yo.”
The situation is getting more and more heated and if the white dude throws a punch, all six of us will jump him and he WILL die…so I physically step between the white boy and The Chairman and start making jokes, namely: “If whites and asians fight, the niggers go to jail. Both of you shut the fuck up, please.” I guess that’s far less a joke than it is hard and fast reality, but in any case the black dude found this hysterical, and it was actually enough to get the two to back off from one another - though they both continued talking shit.
Then as the tension was finally relieving itself, some other tiny white dude insists on saying over and over again:
“Just so you’ll know, there’s like 18 cops at the top of the hill. I’m just saying. Alright?”
Now, he wasn’t saying this in a helpful “hey guys, chill out - you could get in trouble” kind of way. Instead, he was saying it in an arrogant “If we fight, the cops’ll be on our [white] side, you colored fucks” kind of way. Fortunately the other white guy, the black guy, and the girl are walking away up the hill and the new idiot realizes he’s being left alone, so he eventually hauls his short squat ass up the hill behind them - all the while still yelling about the cops**
Figure 2: I can’t believe how close this came to happening
The closest I myself have ever come to a real fight since turning 21 (not including the two times some idiot without a weapon tried to mug me in the last 8 weeks) was at Lucky Bar in DC.
Some drunk white girl was falling all over herself, and a scrawny Indian guy tried to carry her out of there. As she was about to slip off him and bust her head open, I reached over and grabbed her shoulder to keep her from falling. Then some knight in popped-collar armor jumps in my face, grabs my arm, and yells “Dude! Dude! Whaddyou think you’re doing?!” I shove the dude off me, at which point he realizes that a.) I’m flanked by seven guys and b.) his own friends are offering ZERO support…yet he refuses to stop talking shit and refused to get out of my face. Next thing I know, there’s a flashlight being waved in our direction and the white dude is being tossed out. The fact that Lucky Bar chose to bounce the white dude instead of the black dude with no questions asked will forever make Lucky Bar cool in my book.
I’ve been trying for a long time to figure out what the hell it is that makes white dudes think they can challenge some guy physically when he’s backed up by an entire platoon of his friends. I don’t think tiny white men harbor any illusions that they’re going to physically kick the asses of six or more minorities all by themselves, so all I can figure is that their arrogance is predicated on the notion that the cops/bouncers/society will always be on their side if the shit goes bad.
Also, in the two incidents just mentioned, I also figure the white boys have a rescue complex and assume that they’ll get laid by the girls they’re either rightfully defending (in The Chairman’s incident) or defending for no reason (in the Lucky Bar incident).
Figure 3: Attention White Men: this is NOT you
I think the movie Fight Club may also share some of the blame. It’s a movie that supports a myth that fighting is easy, punches (both giving and receiving) don’t hurt that much, and white people have unreal pain tolerances. The great thing about Fight Club is that the overwhelming majority of dudes who watched it have probably never been in a real fight and are entirely unfamiliar with the amount of pain involved in getting punched square in the face. This is why guys from rough neighborhoods have a blasé attitude towards Fight Club and view it as a comedy, while nuggets*** from the suburbs absorb everything about the movie with almost a cultish fervor then go out in public hoping to reenact what they’ve just seen.
Every movie Brad Pitt makes results in thousands of irresponsible white men getting their asses kicked.
*Her countenance went from nervousness to sheer terror after seeing a black guy over 6′ emerge from behind a corner and indicate clearly to be on the side of the asians
**Incidentally, he was referring to the dozen or so Federal cops that patrol Capitol Hill on Independence Avenue between 2nd Street SE and 14th Street SW. Those cops were at least 1/4 mile away and would have never heard his screams as I took his scalp lock a prize for my war shirt. Fucking asshole.
***Naval term for a rookie aviator
way to get the blood boiling first thing in the morning. I hate the faith white people have in the cops like its their own private security against the coloreds. More than that I hate that its so often true.
Go Lucky Bar
Kudos for not killing many white men and ending up in jail. Just the idea that guy got pissed at you for touching a white woman would’ve flipped my ABW switch and gotten somebody cussed out. And you know a cursing black woman gets escorted out quickly.
Also this seems to be an appropriate venue for my favorite video once again.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T9VzEulip9Q
I agree wholeheartedly. This also applies to white women, who have watched Bring it On one time too many.
I will say I believe a Black person could kick a white person’s ass on any given day, even WITHOUT the help of a “posse.” We are much more angry and hell we are the one’s going to jail…might as well make it worth it.
(There are exceptions to every rule, too bad every white person alive THINKS they are that exception)
WNBT:
Good morning
Chris: It was smart of y’all not to fight over something so stupid. I understand you have to defend your boys even if it is for the stupidest of reasons. I hate fighting but that does not mean i dont know how to fight.
However, I am careful to fight a pack of white dudes in a bar because 1. i will be the one to get arrested. 2. WHen they drink they lose all sense of logic and reason. 3. i just want to get drunk and mind my own business. 4. The last time i got into that situation My boys and I won the fight against them but lost against the bouncers (NOT COOL)
Esquire:
Um i don’t agree with you. I got some white friends i played football with that i would want on my squad of a fight anyday of the week. Esp. my Irish friends when they get a little DRUNk… Its not easy to knock out those MoFos and they are crazy in teh head…
AND NEVER I REPEAT NEVER (in NYC at least) get into a fight with an Albanian (Croatia)… 1. if you get into a fight with them at a location i guarnteed they are there with at least 20 people of which 15 of them are their cousins. 2. They love the fight and their country has been at was for the last 20 odd years. 3. Did i mention they will call back up in a heart beat just to fight. THEY ARE CRAZY…
Also albanians have this crazy feuding lore that if you really fuck up one of their family they have the right to do some romeo and juliet/Hatfield and McCoy style tit for tat grudge feud shit. theres some kids in albania that have to be homeschooled because if they step outside they could get murked for some great great grandcousin killing someone elses great great great grandcousin. Moral of the story: don’t fuck with Albanians.
honkytonk badonkadonk!
It’s times like these that I am glad I am a woman.I don’t know how I would react in these situations if I was a man
Yeah, a lot of guys go crazy in the name of protecting women’s honor. Personally, as long I’m not being physically assaulted, I can protect myself. I’ll just make the guy feel REALLY stupid. ; )
Esquire, if you’re talking two people of the same size, you’re probably right. I still will usually put my money on whoever’s the biggest. Unless it’s Chuck Norris. My money is ALWAYS on Chuck Norris.
All money is Chuck Norris’s money. He’s just allows other people to babysit for him.
sorry, good morning midget!
WNBT:
I see you know about the Albanians… Maybe its because i played sports (Football) with these white boys and been in a couple white bar fights and see how crazy those cats can get. Plus i work in construction (which half my workers are either former military or convicts) who do physical labor every day. Let a carpenter hit you who puts up studs and drywall all day he will cold cock your ass in a heartbeat. I laugh because (of our color ) we feel we have an advantage in a fight. Its only because of stereotypes and presumed fear of black people will commit a crime or have a weapon. We feel we have a mental advantage on a white person in a fight because we assume they fear black people in some degree when it comes to physical interaction. For white Americans this argument has some weight however, fuck around with a white person from another country like Albania, Russia, England where there are WHITE THUGS and fight all the time…
Its similar to NYC cats going down south thinking some Country Punpkin can’t fight….
Oh yes, them country boys are not scared of black folk. Been around us too long and know our necks break in a noose just like everybody else.
However it is always embarrassing as a black person to get your ass whooped by a white person. One of the few stereotypes that may help (causing fear in your enemy) some times (other times just gets you kicked out, shot, arrested, taken to guantanamo etc) and then you let white people know they may not have to fear a black person. Then they get all bold and shit, feeling back on the plantation. Sad day, sad day. Then you have to go home and watch honky tonk badonkadonk several times to feel better.
@ Landon…funny you’d mention the drunken Irish. I would see my uncles get into numerous fights when I was younger (they’re Irish), and in the neighborhood we lived in, they were basically the minority…so black guys would always approach them on some, “beat whitey” shit. Hmmm..they learned the hard way, especially the few times my uncles had some good ole’ liquor in them.
The word badonkadonk makes my eye twitch.
And it is SO true. White people are so afraid of Black folk that all you have to do (In a lot of cases) is frown and roll your neck one time, and those mofos run for the hills. Stupid.
The boodeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris. Its true.
About two weeks ago i was heading driving home and i was in Harlem.
There was about 6 black teenagers walking up 8th ave. They were walking in a pack and a white skater (dude) was walking their way. I guess they expected him to veer but he kept straight. They walked into each other and some words were exchanged. i think the black kids were surprised they white guy didn’t back down he was about 21-23 the kids were about 16-17 (black kids i fear the most) and i am black. The leader of the pack starts woofing real loud thinking talking loud would scare the guy (why do we do that? TALK loud to scare people?) The white boy told him to shit up and stop being stupid. Black kid makes a move and the white boy MOoshes the shit out of his face. Black kid is stunned he makes one more move and the white boy counters and shoves him and a friend to the ground and he keeps on walking. The kid was embarrassed because he just got duffed by a white boy in broad day light in front of MAD people. So of course as the guy is walking away the kid is TALKING louder and more mess calling the guy a punk for walking away even though it was obvious he would have won the fight.
Good Morning All,
@ Landon I co-sign your statements about white guys Can and Could kick ass.
Now in a fight with the County WT’s a brother will most possibly win because of the emotional fear that Black people have over whites.
…..but as you said run around with Irish guys or some construction cats and whom ever is on the opposite side of that punch is hitting the pavement.
After I graduated college I took a job at a local bar picking up weekend shifts.(social habit) My brother was a bouncer and my husband was a bouncer. I know for sure as I had witnessed the same fight 5times a night is that White boys talk shit, think they can where you down and can be handled be capable black men over and over and over again. My brother is barely six feet all muscle no fat slight build but strong and will kill with fists. My husband is the same but 6′3. I swear I couldn’t wait sometimes to watch my boys in action. Mind you the clientele was/is about 95-80% white in Fells and the police are fair down there…not the same story in Ocean City or Towson.
I hate that song “Honkytonk Badonkadonk”!
That crap is infectious!!
oh yes, white men in DC definitely have entitlement issues.
BTW, i think you live near me, Chris.
so sorry I ment **wear** you down
Honkytonk Badonkadonk will always make my day. Laugh out loud funny everytime. Also if you’re not busy, you should do a wheres waldo type of search for the booty in the video.
I’m sorry it makes your eye twitch reading 8th. Mebbe if you just heard it in a country twang it would make you feel better too.
Ethnic whites and rednecks will beat your ass. And they will call their cousins around to beat your ass, too. In this way, we are one.
I think the cannot fight stereotype applies mostly to WASPs/typically ethnically ambiguous white Americans. There is nothing sadder than a drunken, red-faced WASP talking shit in a bar.
Also, there is nothing more irritating than one of those “colored fucks” moments described above. Perhaps equally frightening is when white people do irresponsible shit and try to involve my square ass in it like I WON’T be the one arrested and publicly scorned were something to fall apart. Not cool.
what on earth is a County WT?
once again i reiterate. Country white folk are not scared of black people. They remember lynching and slavery. And if you forget it, they will remind you.
Oh yea, i hate that, I can talk shit attitude some bitches get, because there’s a black girl in the crew. bitch i just came to party tonight, I don’t know you, we haven’t bonded over liquor. I’m not backing your crazy ass up in a fight. Don’t let your mouth start shit your ass can’t handle.
Sarah
white folks in general have entitlement issues. All day long we witness the bull. I think, because we are black we have just started to ignore the slights and decided to “step over” the offenders in order to just keep it moving. You can not call out stupidity at every turn it will just make you “bitter”. hahaha
Let a basketball player get into a fight with a hockey player and see who wins!!!
Hahahahahaha, this was great…I love the “knight in popped-collar armor” comment, hahahahaha.
That being said, one of my mandatory classes at my place of higher learning was boxing. Great class - taught me a lot, and though I hadn’t been in a fight in almost literally 10 years before beginning the class, the inner anger that I harbored resulted in me staying late and going in for extra practice working on my technique. When you’re angry at the world and at Mr. Charley, strength is not an issue, it comes naturally.
Boxing was such a huge success that the school decided to offer UFC-style MMA classes. These were also mandatory, and have come in handy. In the two fights I’ve been in since, in one I was able to disable a white guy with one blow to the brachial plexus. In the other, I put some assclown to sleep using the rear naked choke, or the “sleeper hold.”
Knight in Popped-Collar Armor…hahahahaha.
Lol @ Landon: I don’t know…most basketball players have a considerable wingspan advantage over the average hockey player. On the other hand, you’ve gotta give hockey players credit–those guys don’t back down.
@WNBT
County WT is a YT my as is soooo dyslexic i gotta spell check everything damn!
Landon, that is the damn truth. Most of those hockey dudes are just WAITING for a chance to fight.
county was throwing me too, i assumed you meant country YT but since you threw towson in there I wasn’t sure you weren’t talking about something local.
one some hockey players are 6′5 and 230 pounds and tough as NAILS!!!
I would take the HOCKEY TEAM over the Basketball team any day of the week.
Think about all the basketball fights you have seen in the last 10 years… How many tiems did cats miss BADLY and look like they had no hand skills.
sans The Pacers incident in Detroit basketball players are not good fighters.
I beleive al sports shoudl be like hockey where you are allowed to fight until someone falls. I think it would stop peopel from talking too much shit.
@Landon - another thing about those Eastern Europeans besides loving a good fight, those cats use knives too…and they don’t just pull them out and threaten to take your wallet, they USE them in slashing motions, not stabbings…the fact thet they’re so crafty with the blade scares me.
But lets not get away from what this is about - it’s about suburban white men, usually in their early to mid 20’s, acting as if they’re Sir Lancelot.
Cosign on that. That’s the best part about hockey.
I also believe that another reason that the mental advantage comes in to play is that usually the doorman and bouncers in the bar are generally 6′+, 200lb+ black dudes with bald heads, smedium t-shirts, and bluetooth pieces in their ear. The bluetooth headset makes them look extra menacing, as does the smedium shirt.
smedium, hahaha
I would put Rasheed and Ben Wallace up against any hockey players.
What about a football player against a hockey player??? I got Michael Stahan laying mofos OUT…
Fuck it who has been running boxing ever since they allowed minorities to hit white people without getting lynched or deported… not white folks.
Don’t make me go get Kimbo Slice…
I think some white people use drunkeness as an excuse to fight. I know too many white people who will drink and LOOK for a fight. And white people like to give people adjectives in front of your real name, so I know a couple of Fighting Johns, Brawling Lukes etc.
And you also shouldnt mess with white people who grew up around black people. They are pretty f-in gangsta, and WILL call ur bluff. And Isralies (sp?) Yea, they roll too deep, and like the Albanians, you mess with one, you mess with all of them, and its ALOT of them.
@WNBT
In Maryland our Baltimore county YT’s are educated in and are out and around Towson,Cockeysville, Parkville, Reisterstown. Some areas have pick-up trucks but they don’t mess with Black folk they will just call the Police. This is not farmland. I need to go to Cecil County to get my ass kick up this way. Southern, and Central Maryland have old white folks that are not scared and will call cousin Mike …hence the whole BS that went down in PG county this weekend???!!!
In any affect you are correct County YT Folk are not afraid of Blacks… just the particular county I am close to they can be wary of strange Black poeple
Micheal Strahan’s grill didnt look like that until he tried to fight a hockey player.
The bluetooth headset makes them look extra menacing, as does the smedium shirt.
*crying @ smedium shirt!!!!*
Landon, it sounds like you’ve had your ass kicked a few times. I don’t know many black men that cannot whip a white boy. They just don’t have enough righteous indignation bottled up.
@ WNBT, finally a video that could be in if I ever chose to let out my inner Video Hoe (Her name is Candy).
OMG, Kimbo Slice is CRAZY…he knocked a mans EYE out, and the dude daped him up like ‘good fight homie’ WTF?!?! you just lost ur eye.
@8th Wonder - LMAO - it’s just a gap, Mike Tyson got a gap too…
Is it a gap, or did the hockey mofo hit dude so hard that his teeth decided to separate to lessen the impact of the blow?
Discuss.
@ vitazza: I cannot believe that case in PG county! I mean, I’ve heard of vigilante justice on the inside, but couldn’t they have at least waited ’til he had been found guilty? There will be a massive outcry if it turns out that man wasn’t the one driving after all…
the two fights i lost in my life one was black (3 on one) and white (2 on 1)
I was not knocked out but i was bloodied up pretty bad but i got my shots in.
They have enforcers on hockeys team who job is simply to FIGHT and protect the scorers on the team. THAT IS THERE JOB. AND THEY FIGHT WELL ON SKATES!!!
But no one thinks there was half a tooth in that gap before mike started fighting? lol
Yes, it is the only video where i thought, shit my booty would look damn good up in there. If only they let black people (besides that one dude the cowboy hat who was probably a mistake or a hallucination) in that club.
@ Jo-Wait that dude might not have been driving?? oh lawd…
I was just saying i got a couple white friends that i would want on my side in a fight… I have seen these guys in action, plus we played football together so you didnt mess with someone from my team. My boy Brian would jump in a fight no questions asked throwing bottles and chairs and what ever else he can get his hands on.
Damn, if hockey weren’t such a bullshit sport I would be all about it. People on the team who are just there to fight, not even play the sport. That sounds wonderful. But i am adding you 6 more bourgie points landon for even knowing this much about hockey. 4 more for watching it.
@8th WOnder - Mike Tyson probably did it so they would look more like twins, LOL
throwing small children gives brian 5 cool points.
but you also get 6 more bourghie points for playing rugby. Don’t lie and pretend it was football. You know you were out there in a long sleeve striped shirt and some shorts.
Hi. Hockey is actually kinda cool; those guys are so graceful. But if more Black dudes played, the league certainly wouldn’t allow them to fight.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JjftM_aDf-A
hockey fights they knw how to fight.. how many NBA fights you seen were they throw a million punches and no one gets hit.!
Fighting was the reason I though black people weren’t allowed to play hockey. Same in rugby, they only allow black people to play that shit when they have pads and protection.
The only (current) hockey player I know is Alex OVechkin, and that is because he is one of the best players in the league and plays in DC…at least we’re good at something.
(((has flashbacks of Wizards and ’skins getting asses whooped)))
(((shudders)))
OK guys. Honky Tonk Badonkadonk??? is that real?? That is tooo funny…I hope the YTs didnt hear me laughin @ it!
Oh–I don’t have it on good authority. I guess I just believe in the whole “innocent until proven guilty” bit. I suppose the PD knew he was guilty for a fact. It’s just the way it happened that bothers me so much.
WNBT: tack those bourgie points on me as well. Damn, if I don’t love a good hockey game.
The best player in Hockey is BLACK!
I saw Chris Childs two-piece Kobe nice and clean
Landon (14:33:56) :
“The best player in Hockey is BLACK!”
Soul on Ice…
He would have to be landon. You can’t be the only black guy in the league and be half-ass
@Jo..
I knew the moment it came on the tele what was up…..I str8t Knew they killed the boy. What he did was very wrong but people are still innocent until proven guilty. It could have been a horrible accident ya know. He may have hit the officer by mistake then freaked out and excellorated rather than stopping. IDK
I don’t think anything will happen tho…the media will just ignore the situation then the administration will get light taps on the wrist…and everything just goes away. A simular thing happened in Annapolis three years ago to a black teenager with several white kids …….media backed off and it all went away.
This is for Vanita, since she didn’t see the earlier link, and I would like to reiterate that this is my favorite video every. Even WhatWhat in the butt takes a bow to this
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T9VzEulip9Q
AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Fig 1.
Why’d you put that Rayden hat on him?!?!?!?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHAH
sorry just watched it again and i laughed until i teared up. I’m going to stop. I’ve reached my honkytonk quota today.
@ Jo and Vitazza - The police have WAY too much power. Because, yes that boy was killed in a viglilate justice kind of way, and NOONE will be punished for it. It will go to the jury and they will be acquitted of all charges. Same as Sean Bell. I’d really like to see how they spin this one.
And I like hockey games too, didnt know that was bougie tho. I only watch them live tho.
WNBT, I saw the video. and again, I ask, is that real?? IT IS WAY FUNNY!!!!!! And yes, I too would probly be the STAR of that video. LMAO@!!
PG county cops been crooked since day 1. This is just another notch in the belt. Guranteed a big one but fuck if it will change anything.
Actually Im not too sure that it would be a good thing to be a star in THAT particular video…
@Vitazza…
Same here. I didn’t believe that “suicide” story from the first.
“It could have been a horrible accident ya know. He may have hit the officer by mistake then freaked out and excellorated rather than stopping. IDK”
That’s exactly what I meant about not giving him a fair trial first. Yes, it happened, but we’ll never know what the circumstances were. Some news stories have been labeling him a “cop-killer”…a title which implies a certain lack of remorse on the part of the perpetrator. I’d like to think that he simply freaked out too–not that he was out to get the officer. But like I said…now we’ll never know.
shoot PG county cops just sobered me up, i’m going to go back and watch my video until you guys get back on an entertaining thread.
BTW Landon has 4,791 bourghie points. He is the poster child, you cannot catch up.
lol @ “soul on ice”
white men say shit like that cause they think you’re afraid of the cops like they’re afraid of you.
white people say shit like this all the time.
Examples:
“you can’t talk to me like that”
WHY THE FUCK NOT?
“who do you think you are?”
SOMEONE WHO CAN KICK YOUR FUCKIN’ ASS….
every white person looks at a black man taller than 5′10 as kimbo slice.
Yes, b.c then you would have to change your name like NotBlonde b.c. HonkyTonkBadonkadonk is much funnier than Vanita. And that’s what we would all call you if you were in that video.
@ Vanita: I didn’t know liking hockey was bourgie, either. When the season starts up again we should form a “black folks that like hockey” contingent and show up to a couple games. I bet we’d freak out quite a few people. Kinda like when people “discovered” that black people follow NASCAR…
LMAO…. slap your grandma…
white people should never say black sayings.
@Vanita
You are correct and I fully expect the family to be on the tele in a year and a half talking about it. In my opinion we as black folks need proper representation when dealing with the law. Unfortunatly sometimes we get the hack who is most interested in holding news confrences than working the case to the best of his her ability I will just wait and see. I hope I am wrong and the family dose get justice.
General rule…the dude running his mouth the most can’t fight…black or white. That’s why I’m always watching the quiet dude, who has taken off his watch and is sizing up your whole crew.
As a personal rule…if I think a fight can’t be avoided I hit the dude who is running his mouth mid-sentence. Also…size means nothing. I’ve seen alot of big ass bouncers who actually couldn’t fight…they were just strong. I’ve seen a slim average height dude fight two cats at once (one taller and one thicker) and have it come out even.
WNBT: sorry to ruin your “honkytonk badonkadonk” high. If it makes you feel any better, I went to a friend’s wedding last fall (her family is from WV, take that as you will) and they played that song at the reception. Just picture the white folks dancin’ and I’m sure you’ll be amused again.
Aw the irresponsible white man. I ran across him in high school when my neighbor decided black people can only win a fight if they jump people, to prove him wrong I beat him up. LOL
I haven’t run into many in my adult life but that may be because of my large size, dunno.
Oh and as a B’more resident…FUCK COUNTY COPS. Nothing is worse then dealing with cops in the county.
i’ve never seen a white man whip a black man’s ass…. in a fair fight
baltimore scares me…fa real.
pure Hilarity!!!
I know to many white dudes like this… I remember one night when me, my ex, his sister/my bestfriend, and her ex and some friends went out to the club got fucked up and this girl that was with us bust her ass and this black dude came and helped her up as soon as he was about to walk off…my bestfriends bf started hollering at the dude and pushing him like the dude violated her or something…well what he didnt know what that the black dude was rolling deep and all his peeps rolled up like debo it was soo funny…boyfriend ran with his tail between his legs.. what made it worse was that same night when we got back to the house my friend and him got in this huge fight and she punched the shit out of him and then poured liquor all on his freshly shampooed seats it was hilarious…
Note to all men never push a women up against a wall and choke her esp a african woman she will fuck your shit up…
girl went apeshit!
She’s my hero i love that girl…he deserved it he was a true douchebag..like the popped collar earring wearing whole gel bottle wearing fast and the furious junkie asshole hahah
Aw thank you jo, i have a gifted imagination and that will keep me going today. I especially am thinking of old drunk pancake backed aunties and tipsy grandmas sheggkin it for dudes in blue polyester prom suits that smell like moth balls of varying levels of bald.
OK, Being from Baltimore I will not admit that I Like or even listen to WPOC know who Trace, Kenny, or Martina are. I also cannot admit to liking NASCAR or stealing my little brother’s INDY shot glasses.
I will say If more Brothers played Rugby I would be sooooo Happy!!
DEAD @ that Rayden ass hat. Now WHY’D you have to go and do that?
I love ya for it, but WHY?!
wow mrs epps, you let your girl get yoked up by a man. Thats bottle to the back of the head time for me. Damnit girl don’t let me get in a fight and have you standing by with the camera. You better put that shit down and help a sista out.
Landon, that youtube vid has made me an instant hockey fan. Lawd knows I love a good YT on YT fight. When’s the next game?
Amadeo- General rule…the dude running his mouth the most can’t fight…black or white. That’s why I’m always watching the quiet dude, who has taken off his watch and is sizing up your whole crew.
SO true. Quiet people are always the scariest.
LOL @ WNBT. Im good, I have a hard enough time with people taking me seriously as it is. And to be honest, im goofy enough to do the remix to that video. (Can you imagine the bougie remix??) You can be in it too. You can be in the pool scene or the make it rain money shot scene. Your pick. Landon can be the one to make it rain on you too.
Vitazza I know trace b.c. of this song, Kenny I’m assuming chesney who is famous enough to know. But Nascar, Indy and knowledge of all this just goes to prove what I’ve always said. That somehow baltimore is more southern than DC. Maps lie to you. Bmore is definitively more country than DC.
And I hate long sleeves and shirts but my linebacker midget brother is going to college where there is no football team. He will be joining the first rugby club he can find. A gift for you vitazza
Baltimore is Kool I aint’t Neva scurrred!!!! Once your here ya just stay away from the krazy ass hood and your ok! Never been robbed, beat down, burgled and I’ve been here my entire life.
Landon would have to stand on a chair to make it rain on me. But if you’re using real money and I get to keep it I will be in the money shot. Poolside wouldn’t be good for me b.c. i’ll be sheggkin my back but my tops will be the only part actually jigglin. ANd people wouldn’t remember the song was about the boot-a.
robbed, beat downs and burglaries are rare in the country. Cowtipping and tractor stealing are more popular crimes.
But dont fake on Rugby. I tried out for the club team in college because I was done with track. They were teachin me how to tackle. Im thinkin they gonna take it easy because it was my first day. This thick white girl ‘practice’ tackled me, and she hit me so damn hard, I wanted to fight her ass. They DO NOT play in rugby. They only wanted me cuz i was fast…and i was running cuz I DID NOT want to be tackled again…
WNBT: Dead at what you wrote because you described the situation to a T.
Vitazza: co-sign on that. I love me some rugby players. The problem is that most schools in black communities don’t offer rugby (or another great sport, lacrosse) programs. I recently saw a story about a local high school girl who plays on a boys’ team and is headed to tryouts to play for the national team in the international championship. That made me proud.
Aside: I don’t think hockey is bourgie, but I admit that the fact that I dig lacrosse does make me a little suspect. I guess I’m just trying not to limit myself to “black” sports. We can’t all be b-ball stars, y’know. And we shouldn’t all want to be.
Why do guys in Baltimore wear Capri pants that makes no sense????
Now while I co-sign on the white boys who get to runnin their mouths and thinkin they can fight after a few drinks(I dated a frat boy, and he was NOTORIOUS. With his lame frat bros), I do know and have also dated some white boys who can definitely handle their own and do some work in a fight with anyone.
Where my real problem lies is with the white girls who wanna do the same thing after they’ve been drinking. I really am not tryna be in a bar, only to have some drunk white girl bump inot me and then get loud. I cannot and will not, but it never fails that I will have to put little girl in her place and instill the fear of an angry black woman on her ass. Don’t do me.
Someone has already mentioned it, the person running their mouth the most is surely the fool who CANNOT fight. And l also have the little white girl friend who will come at people sideways thinkin I’m bout to roll on people. Sorry Jenny, you will not come at people crazy thinkin my black ass is about to hold you down. Now let somebody start some mess for some reason, different story…
Well we can jazz up the money shot. Maybe we can put him on a escalade with 50’s and he can have a platinum toof. And yea, its gonna be real money, all his, and I dont mind if you keep it.
You know what that video landon posted makes me happy too. Nothing funnier than seeing guys in snow pants whooping ass and sliding all over the place. Plus its funny to have them rip off 7 layers of clothes during the fight (which just makes the snowpants effect funnier) and still be clothed. Best one was the dude that beat the goalies ass and then just slid away. i want to deem that all fights take place on ice now so after you win you can just slide away going WHAT NI99A WHAT!
Oh don’t be fooled I like country music(america’s favorite type of music fo reel), alternative, late’50’s -60’s jazz, and HIP-HOP… the only music I don’t like is punk..ewwww.
Baltimore is North of DC the map is str8t
WNBT girlllllllll helll naw i wasnt just gonna stand there hahahah i had my girls back i kicked that fucker in the nuts from behind him and then her brother my ex beat his ass and of course he did the bitch move and tried to call the cops but i took his phone and broke that shit when i threw it on the ground… never get drunk with black folk and then pick a fight with them you will loose because you have bullshit friends that you think have your back but dont.. it was a quick lesson for the young grasshopper lol..
but she for real stole(one of my ignorant words of the day) him liek she was a man…we still talk about that night and laugh. the next day his face was swollen and purple.
7 pts for lacrosse. Bourghie is still black. I however this fall will be trying out for womens football. either the NJ titans or NY sharks. Which ever has the better practice schedule for me, they’re both far away as anything.