There are a shitload of things that black people do in spite of themselves. We supoort Jay-Z. We refuse to firebomb Viacom headquaters. We smoke menthol cigarettes and insist on frying and/or putting salt on damn near everything. We allow European standards of beauty to be crammed down the throats of our women. But perhaps no self-spiteful practice among black people is more bewildering than the fact that we cling desperately to Slave Food.
Figure 1: “Chittlins? Fuck. Nah, I don’t want no more.”
We all know what slave food is – it’s food made from that parts of the animal that make even native Chinese people say “dude, that’s fucking sick”.* It’s the shit our slave ancestors were forced to eat because all they’d be given after their ‘masters’ got done raping, eating, kissing on the mouth, and doing whatever else it is to animals that white people just love to do.
I can’t believe that today, despite all the social, cultural, and economic strides black people have made over the years, so many of us still insist on eating that grimey shit. I’m pretty sure that 50% of the reason MLK ever marched anywhere is so his children wouldn’t have to eat pig intestines ever again. Anyone caught eating this crap is willfully desecrating the memory of the following:
- Martin Luther King and Malcolm X
- Nat Turner
- Each and every Union casualty from the Civil War
- Jesus
- Sugar Ray Robinson
- Your mother
Let’s take a moment to examine some of the more common types of slave food, shall we?
Name: Chittlins
Description: Cleaned and boiled pig intestines
Stank Rating: 10/10
Summary:
Figure 2: Sick…
The first argument you’ll get into with black people about this is the proper way to spell it. Some use ‘chittlings’, ‘chittluns’, ‘chittlins’, or for the conflicted and self-hating bougie negro – ‘chitterlings’. No matter how you spell it, there’s no denying what they actually are: swine shit tubes. Nothing is worse than the smell of these fucking things when they’re being cleaned and cooked. If you want to know what the inside of your own asshole smells like, just mozy yourself down to any country kitchen in Mississippi and inhale. One of the worst days of my life was when I came home exhausted from a powwow and was bludgeoned in the nose by the unimaginable stench of grandma’s big ass 10 gallon boiling pot of chittlins. The fact that anyone can get past the smell of these things to not only touch them, but TASTE THEM, is proof positive that the Force exists, and human beings can use it.
Name: Hog Maws
Description: Cleaned and boiled pig stomach
Stank Rating: 6/10
Summary:
Figure 3: Sick…
Apparently eating a pig’s shit tube isn’t nasty enough in and of itself. To remedy this, we decided to also throw in the stomach because…fuck it, that’s why. Hog maws cooked alone actually doesn’t stink too much since there’s a relative absence of…you know…pig shit. The problem is that the popular thing to do is cook hog maws right alongside chittlins in the most oddly paradoxical culinary endeavor imaginable. By eating this stuff you’re basically digesting another digestive system. Logically speaking, this is insanely confusing – kinda like the ‘tree falling in the forest’ or ‘one hand clapping’ riddles. My fucking head already hurts just thinking about it.
Name: Pig Feet
Description: Take a wild guess
Stank Rating: 9/10
Summary:
Figure 4: This is the only post I’ve written where I’ve struggled not to vomit
Feet and I do not get along in general. My cousin said it best: “feet are for the floor”. I cringe whenever I see people will bare feet on coffee tables, kitchen tables, sticking out a car window (I’m looking at you, white folks) or, God forbid, anywhere near my face. Feet are the nastiest part of the whole entire human body, including the asshole. So you can only imagine my thoughts about EATING the f-f-f-f-feet of the most vile and disgusting animal ever to walk the face of the planet. Pig feet can be boiled, fried, or even baked, each method producing a respectively larger and more permanent stench in whatever unfortunate venue you happen to be doing the cooking. There are also people who eat pickled pig feet. The thought of this is so fucking nasty I’m just going to move on.
Name: Chicken Feet
Description: ….
Stank Rating: 2/10
Summary:
Figure 5: ….why?
While certainly the cleanest of slave food, it is unquestionably the most bizarre. I’ve never actually seen anyone eat chicken feet, but there’s a legend passed down to me from my brother indicating that, like my rude introduction to chittlins by my maternal grandmother, he was given a similarly abrupt introduction by our paternal grandmother to a big ass pot of upside-down boiling chicken feet. I can’t really imagine what eating chicken feet must be like. They can’t have much meat on them, there are claws in the way, and their ‘W’ shape would seem to make for difficult handling mechanics. Plus they’re feet, for Christ’s sake. The Amish must love chicken feet since they enjoy doing everything the unbelievably hard way for no particular fucking reason.
*After once watching a chinese dude eat an entire bowl of monkey brains, I become convinced that they will eat damn near anything
Yay I’m first!!!
Thank GOD I’s Muslim
Pickled pig feet…..ew, ew, ew, ew, EEEEEEWWW! The god awful memories of smacking lips around me and the smell!
OK. I am happy to say I eat none of that crap. I don’t eat swine at all. I thinks it stinks ever so badly. Those pictures were prime example why folks need to stay away from that mess. I BFF has to cook her husband that crap almost every nite. He eats pig feet like chicken wings.
You forgot to mention people from the country who eat squirrels and possums. My cousin gets excited whenever he sees a squirrel run by. He wishes he has his shot gun.
Thank you for getting me a day off. I’m sick now, thanks, Chris! *vomits*
I rarely eat pork because of those items. I’m trying to hold in my gagging.
But yea, I tried firebombing Viacom a while back but they just threw me over their shoulder and put me in a cab. Those fuckers….just because I’m little doesn’t mean you can push me around. Death to Black Exploitation Television!!!
Fucking hell. I remember the first time I tried chitterlings and I did throw up. Black people we were emancipated 1862, STOP EATING THAT NASTY SHIT.
What’s the nutritional value eating intestines? Hell it doesn’t even taste good and the texture is just….VOMIT!
Eating pig meat is filthy in my opinion but eating its stomach and intestines is beyond logic.
Chris you are fucking asshole for this entry. Thanks for killing my appetite!
Oh yeah FUCK YOU AGAIN CHRIS.
Posting that nasty shit for the public to see.
Thank you…though I vomitted a little in my mouth. Undoubtedly, someone with comment that these “foods” are part of our heritage and therefore should be embraced, but fuck that. I have a choice now and I choose not to eat throw-away parts of a maggot-eating animal.
And what possesses someone in 2008 to purchase and consume chitterlings and scrapple? What is scrapple anyway? It’s grey. It’s a grey brick of mysterious disgustingness. Stop.
Oh, in high school I witnessed a dude putting Hot Sauce and cheese (American cheese) on chitterlings and lapping it up like it was honey-flavored cooch. His colon is probably still recovering.
Fuck! Fuck! Feet!
*runs away and hides in corner*
Of aaalll the things I see/palpate/drain in clinic, crusty feet still make me light-headed. I could barely contain my anger the other day when I was stuck next to this car and little pink toes were up on the dashboard taunting me….ugggghhhhh!!!!!!
Also, WTF is up with that bleeding, crusty, ashy, callous/wound almost all white chicks always get on the back of their heel? (I KNOW y’all know what I’m talking about, they’re on full display in the summer). Do they do snow angels on the concrete?! Inquiring minds need to know…I wear shoes too and never have these issues.
Okay, sorry, you totally derailed me with the feet. Let me re-read and post on topic, LOL.
I have never seen a person put cheese on chitlins, but I know hot sauce is the standard.
“The fact that anyone can get past the smell of these things to not only touch them, but TASTE THEM, is proof positive that the Force exists, and human beings can use it.”
Jackson, … I didnt know that was Jedi name.
There’s a Travel Channel show with a pudgy gay jewish guy who shows that this … ‘food’ is poor folk fare worldwide. Entrees on the Buffet of Oppression.
Protein is pretty rare and expensive everywhere else where folks aren’t paid enough to import steak nor have vast grazing land stolen from plains people that are nice enough to adopt white women with fucked up hair.
My 88 year old grandma will gladly eat ANY part of a pig and even chicken feet. Once my aunt mentioned that she was given chicken feet as a child and Nana damn near drew knife on her for telling such a lie. Her shame says there’s hope since even the old school folk raised on this arent proud of it.
Yeah, I can’t mess with that shit. I’m darn near a vegetarian but I love seafood too much and when I’m home I get that “oh you too good to eat meat now?” stank face from everyone…so I shut up and cram a drumstick in my face.
Physiologically, I really don’t think humans are designed to eat meat (and before y’all rag on me, I’m not preaching biological determinism…we’re not meant to fly or wear clothes either but since we have the mental capacity to figure it out, we clearly can do what the fuck we want)…well, certainly not as much meat as we do. I know I personally feel healthier and it makes it taste that much better when it’s the occasional treat.
But since we are such dedicated carnivores, I often laugh at the arbitrary distinctions made between what’s “okay” to eat and what isn’t. I really don’t understand why there weren’t more black people on Fear Factor (moose testicles , chittlins…what’s really the difference?!). My other favorite: cow- ok, sheep- sure, pig- yummy, puppies and kitties- you disgusting beast!! Whatever, if you and your best friend Fido were stranded in the woods for a few days, trust, he is surely plotting on eating YOUR ass!
Well, I don’t think anyone can really argue with this. I’ve always found it horribly disturbing that people would fill their own digestive system with……another digestive system. It’s just wrong on so many levels. Being from Louisiana, I’ve encountered the smell of Chittlins WAY more times than I could possibly count. Everyone who likes them says that they taste great regardless of the smell, and they’ll ask me, why won’t you just bypass the smell and taste it? And my rebuttal is, why WOULD you bypass the smell taste it?
There are plenty of great foods out there that smell as good as they taste, and they come from less disgusting parts of the body.
P.S. WTF @ Chicken Feet. Even being down South, I’ve never really heard of that as a delicacy. WOW…I mean, at least pig’s feet has SOME meat on it.
I have never eaten any of the above foods but my Grams will pressure cook the shit out of a pig’s foot. We tell her not to eat it but she tells us to mind our business. I know they eat intestines (they call it tripe) and I cannot get down with it. Neither that or cowcod soup. Sorry.
You just had to bring the visuals. *holds stomach*
I will constantly tell people my father’s reaction to squirrel’
“fuck it. Squirrel good!” Exact quote. Imagine the country accent that comes out when he says squirrel good! Also think that he and my paternal grandmother love, pig feet, liverwurst, hog maw, hamhocks, scrapple, spam, squirrel, rabbit deer and other animals, but turned their noses up at curry goat, oxtail (also slave food but different country) or calimari. Squirrel good but squid is nasty. Or buffalo meat. I lubs me some ground bison or buffalo steaks, and they’re healthier for you than beef (beefalo is better than beef too), but my grandmother was eating chitlins and telling me she would never eat a buffalo burger, unless i slipped it on her without telling her. And she would never touch calimari cuz squid is nasty. but squirrel good!
lmao @ Doc – “moose testicles , chittlins…what’s really the difference?!”
So very true. still makes me want to barf. Not to mention, I effing hate when people put their feet on ANYTHING. Feet gross me out to the point where I’m not touching anything that someone else’s feet has touched unless its been sanitized (Lele/Nina, you are the greatest, cleanest pedicurist I know….shout out to my Korean sistas!).
also disgusting headcheese-(part scottish in the fam),
I fucking hate pork rinds and thus also will stay the hell away from cracklin
I will try nearly any meat once, I even tried some nice smelling chitlins once. One bite though and i felt queasy. Like my first taste of a White Castle burger. Fuck i was just there today and superhungry, made the mistake of eating my 2nd white castle burger. Why the fuck would I do this to myself??? anyway I also tried shark meat, alligator and something called dolphin in barbados that ended up being a type of fish. the one thing i stay away from is bugs and anything thats eyeballing me when i’m trying to bite it. (i can’t eat whole crabs since I saw they had beady little black eyes in them. Legs i can do, in shell, take that creepy thing away).
Doc – ahahahahahahaha I heart you, a little. Not over-indulging in meat-eating does indeed make it more enjoyable when you finally get some…meat. I LOVE seafood and the chicken, but red meat and ‘crazy’ meats [sorry, I'm American and we don't typically like 'crazy' meats], not so much. I don’t like constipation. Plus, I can’t eat anything cute like lambs, squirrels, piggies, or puppies. If I have a choice.
And when I think of chicken feet, I think of voodoo/santeria rituals.
First of all, Amish country is the land of magical foods and delights. Everything they make has magical fairy dusty sprinkled on top and turns food into edible gold. Even they don’t fuks with the random animal parts.
I never have and never will have any of the forementioned random ass animal parts. Eating hog maws and chittlins is like eating shyt 2x. Pigs already eat your shyt then you eat theirs. Naw man! I’m cool on that. That right there is the reason I stopped eating the swine. Hell! I’ve never even seen chittlins before until I just saw the picture you posted. Once someone explained them to me at a young age I’ve avoided them like the plague.
I agree I fucking hate them all.
lol..damn..I’ve eaten chicken feet..lol..with coconut rice, red beans, and fry plantain. But I have never touched the other stuff, I don’t know anyone in my family who cooks chittlin..lol..However..there are other strange things we eat.
LOL I grew up without the please of eating unclean meat so I can’t say have ever had the pleasure of eating any of that stuff. I saw chittlins in a bowl once at a friend’s house and I thought it was egg drop soup! Hell I didn’t even eat a starburst until I was 20! But from the looks and description of the smell I did not miss shit! That shit looks nasty as hell!
I think humans are omnivorous and should eat equal parts meat and vegetables but the higher up the food chain the more discerning the choices should be when it comes to what types of meat is actually eaten, this shit should definitely not be consumed!
Saun, have you ever had Amish bread? Delightful. The dough get prepared for like10 or 11 days, but when its all done it is oh so yummy.
@ willnotbetelevised – LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really should be going to bed now…. y’all need to stop
LOL other things that are disgusting
Livercheese?
luncheon meat
Man I went to reading terminal market in philly once and fell in love with those amish fools. Every thing they make IS sprinkled with fairy dust. They reason they do everything the hard way is so they dont turn into huge fatasses on their diet of nothing but wonderful baked goods.
Also the only time i saw chicken feet for sale was at the portuguese grocery store in the ironbound. Also there, buckets of chicken livers (amongst the variety of animal livers), pig feet and ears (special packed together or seperate). To each his own, all i know is my doggies loved some pig ears, chicken livers and liverwurst. And thus i now consider all of those dog food.
SQUIRREL GOOD!
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Hogshead cheese
rag bologna
hot souse
tripe
Scrapple (what the fuck is that, i just read it above)
Coon (as in raccoon) possum, squirrel or any other road kill
chow chow
potty meat (?)
buffalo fish ( I don’t trust any fish you can only by in the hood go to whole foods and try to buy it…I dare you)
@Nice
I grew up in Ohio so we went there every year during apple picking season. The best apples I’ve ever had in my life! The bread, apple butter, beef jerky, cheese, butter……oh I could go on for days! They also had these family-style restaurants where you had to make a reservation or you’d never eat cause they stayed packed!
I just saw a story on the news about how Spam sales are up due to the economy. Does that mean I’m gonna start seeing Vienna Sausage, Deviled Hame, and Spam recipes again?
uhhh! also add giblets, necks and gizzards,
ewww gizzards, are chicken gizzards the same as chicken livers? or is the gizzard some special organ we don’t learn about in anatomy?
@ Saun, I have never had any of the other Amish food, but my sons grandmother makes Amish bread every year. She’s German. She gave me a bag of dough to do the recipe, but I aint got time to be mixing and adding ingredients everyday. If it cant be made in the same day, I cant do it.
One thing I can’t eat even though I’ve tried it before and it tastes fine is cottage cheese. It looks absolutely disgusting to me for some reason and it took YEARS before i got up the courage to try it and when I did, it tasted fine. But i’ll never eat it again.
This post reminds me of my Puerto Rican relatives in Louisiana who always made cow’s head. As in a whole freaking cow’s head, just sitting upright in the pot, boiling and stinking up the whole damn house. Do I want any? Hell no…it’s looking at me! I definitely agree with willnotbetelevised on that issue. If it can look me in the eyes, man to cow (or man to crab or whatever), I’m not eating it.
Grooooooooossssssssssss!!!!! Fortunately, I didn’t grow up eating this, which is saying something since my mom’s from the dirty south. But i went to college in NOLA, so it was almost impossible to avoid. I ended up losing the freshman 15 instead of gaining it, since I’d only eat salad. Gumbo takes forever to digest.
Shay-d-lady…What in the world are you talking about? Livercheese? Rag bologna? (which I read as RAT bologna the first time). Chow Chow? I’ve never heard of this foolishness.
I rebuke you and your list of slop “food”.
Oh yea, my friend banned me from trying the snapping turtle soup at this fantastic lousiana style restaurant in harlem. It looked good too. I ended up having crawfish etouffee that damn near made me orgasm. It didn’t help that the restaurant was all moodlit and just me and the my girl went out alone. They kept sending the waitress over to us b..c they thought we were lesbians. I was making eyes at the 1 cute waiter wondering why he wasn’t bothering with me for half the night until i figured out what was going on. Then I started laughing all loud and told my girl. She was kinda pissed but cracked up too. Cute waiter brought us dessert. Still never tried my snapping turtle soup. And damnit, if there were ever an animal that needed to be killed and cooked its a mothafucking snapping turtle. Evil fuckers, weren’t nobody trying to do nothing to they nasty ass and they just go biting people on the digits. I mean what do they expect if they’re running around camoflauging themselves as box turtles. And box turtles get a good life, all the lettuce they can eat until they find a way to wander back to the crik.
sorry during that tirade i meant to say i lubs me some gumbo! MmmMmm good. As long as I don’t know what it is and it smells good I’ll eat it. Yummity yum yum yum. I wish we had good lousianan restaurants round here. Although crawfish by itself tastes just like eating solid seawater. And it doesn’t pass my eyeballing test.
Haha! I love the doc. I REBUKE You spam, in the name of all that is real meat!
I rebuke you Gizzards in the name of chicken breasts everywhere!
I’m going to be rebuking things all week now.
I rebuke you squirrel! NO matter how good you may just be!
“willnotbetelevised (05:07:52) :
Man I went to reading terminal market in philly once and fell in love with those amish fools.”
I have seriously considered setting up a tent and claiming squatter’s rights in The Terminal…it has everything I need in life. My 80 year old granny goes downtown twice a week like it’s her JOB to get fresh food and meats there.
i have only been once, we seriously went there only because Oprah told my mom to get some macaroni and cheese there. I got some lovely ecuadorian yellow mangoes that were sooo sweet and all the baked goods that were amish-made and fit in our car on the way home. I want to go back but i’m very afraid to enter that place without someone very strong and/or with my wallet. i would have a serious problem if i lived near philly
“Squirrel good!”
*dies*
There’s a lot of West Indian cuisine I can’t take. I’m forced to eat it in company but I do the chew slowly and smile politely to keep from retching. I don’t like oxtail either. It’s slippery in your mouth and Mom cooks it with butter beans to give it “flavor”. Mannish water is the one where they use the cow penis. Supposedly, it puts hair on your chest.
I heard Whiskey does the same thing (put hair on your chest)….so I’ll take the Jack Daniels over the cow penis….
I think it is not just “slave” food. Most are common delicacies in many countries especially the pig feet and digestive system are common in africa and some part of the world. Even you can find these meats in many latinos food stores. As Ethiopian american ( *ahem* i know….after i read that your ‘Ethiopians’ …i lurk..lol) tell you some of us cultural food that may find disgusting. Ok…usually pig is rare or none existence food in ethiopia and forbiden due to orthodox christian/muslim religion believe. But eating part of a sheep or goat is common. Actually i don’t know if you taste ethiopian before but if you ask the waiteress for ‘Dulet’ one of the part in it is sheep stomach… not only that they also make dish out of it with some vegatable. I tell you it taste so good…lol…They clean good though so you don’t have to worry about the smell or bad taste. Not common…but there is one part of a sheep exclusively cooked for teenage boys ….a sheep testicles (the two balls).lol…must be fresh though….like just after the sheep slaughtered. it grilled with spices and salt. yes, I ate it a couple times and to tell the truth it taste good. may be because of the additives or all….and i was a kid and there was nothing in my mind not try to…no fear factorish going on.
Ohhh….here is some info that i found on wiki about dishes made of animal stomach ( Tripe)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tripe
GOD i hate feet. on humans, dogs, chicken… i don’t eat fish out of respect for the fact that they don’t have feet. chicken feet are the worst, why would i want to eat grimy, dirt-encrusted rubber?
the worst food though has to be snails. not the pretentious escargot the french serve, but great big African land snails. my parents have been trying to persuade me to eat them my whole life, but i will absolutely not eat anything that produces enough slime to single-handedly make any nickelodeon show possible.
p.s. shabooty, if you read this, snails are what nigerians eat to eat healthy
@ puff…you mean conch? I love conch!
wait…conch is caribbean…
wait… what is conch?
Conch (*note* Trick Daddy and other Southerners I’ve heard pronounce it like ‘cunk’)
I’m weird. I like raw food (sushi, sashimi, conch salad, veggies, etc).
(don’t judge me…and no, I don’t sleep either).
fucking smiley….SBPH, can you just remove those little yellow beasts of burden? I swear they’re posessed…
ive eaten greasy nasty azz pig feet as a child..boiled and pickled. I am still sick at the thought 16 years later. Ive convinced my mother not to eat thiscrap but plenty of my relatives eat oxtails, pickled pig feet, boudain (im from Louisiana), andouille, hog head cheese, frog legs, chitlins ( with a potatoe in them to supposedly cut the smell)…..ive had alligator too as a child..not to bad
all nastiness! But then I dont eat meat or seafood anymore
there is no reason to eat this food in this day and age none. red beans and rice or black eye peas and bread…you can healthier ( relatively) and not have a lot of money
i know people who own several homes and cars who eat this crap…..no reason!
When I was barely a yr old my immediate family moved away from the rest of the folks. Thus, I did not grow up around/on “slave food”. Our family reunions are often accompanied by the foul smelling grossness but they’re in mountain country so I usually run for the hills to get away from the stink.
I do not understand foot fetishes at all. I think ‘feets’ are gross simply ’cause I shove my bare foot into people’s faces/chests, concrete 3 nights a week. So, folks who suck on toes* are placed in my WTF!? category.
I’ve never eaten any of this crap. I do love Ethiopian food its great!! But anything from a pig or rodent(ie. Squirrel) I am sooo not down for
I am so glad my family was bourgie enough to never, ever, EVER cook chitlins. We had a neighbor who cooked chitlins ALL THE FUCKIN TIME; we’d get home from school and walk into the apartment to the ever so lovely smell of chitlins cooking and we’d all be in misery for 12-16 hours. There is no air freshener, no incense stick, no fragrance on the planet or in the known galaxy that can stand up to the horrible smell of chitlins. I remember Mama telling us what chitlins were and we kids were like, “Uh, chitlins are WHAT??”
I’m West Indian and I will not eat any of the shit listed. I also hate feet…of all kinds. Gross!
And I will also not eat fungi, oxtail, or blood pudding. My mom likes that shit. It’s looks nasty and I refuse to put it in my mouth.
Give me some goat or lamb, and I will feat for days though. And callalloo, tamarinds, ginnups, roti, red beans and rice, plantain, and curry chicken. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I was at Dim Sum at an “authentic” Chinese restaurant and they actually serve chicken feet. I passed.
The other stuff… totally nasty.
hahahahah @ the chicken feet picture and caption
My stepdad used to get chased around his family’s garden by his chicken-foot wielding dad. His dad used to tell him it was the foot of a man who got changed into a chicken by the devil. Then he would eat it.
I co-sign
My Father was from Mississippi he would NEVER eat that crapola and my Mother was from Maryland she wasn’t down either so, I can’t imagine gettin down to business with pork “shit tube” on my plate. Now marshrat that’s something else……ewww
About feet……feet are ok as long as they are beautiful…..
Feet are not ok when the piggies are stickin out of car window in office parking lot cause ole yt dude is gettin a superb blowjob and makin noise and flickin toes as I unexpectantly whiz buy while takin my lunch walk…….my eyes were stained!!!!
Being Muslim has nothing to do with not eating pork – plenty of people decide not to eat chitlins, pig feet, hog maws, or any of that bullshit and aren’t Muslim, like myself.
That being said, this is the nastiest shit in the world. (haha, shit)
My grandma made neckbones once, and they are just that – mostly bone. There’s barely any meat on them, and they don’t season really well. Needless to say that was the last time I tried that. I prefer fish or chicken. Beef occasionally.
Ginnups! No one answered my question the other day
I was looking for ginnups, soursop and/or maypops. I know its just about ginnup season and I’ve bought them in NYC before but i don’t know where they are. Keep an eye on the fruit stands people. And if anyone ever saw a bajan cherry in the states and told me where they were i would love them long time.
ninasimone – frog’s legs are actually a delicacy in France, as is escargot and caviar. Doesn’t mean I’m eating it, though.
Ug will you stop with the feet on dashboards. I get so disgusted by that shit. I had a 2520 friend try that once. We almost got into an accident b.c. I stopped the car in traffic and asked her what the fuck she thought she was doing. And once I saw this gremlin looking midget african do that to a friend of mine to. I told him he needs to holla at his boy. He was so disgusted he didn’t even want to go back to his car. Quit it people. And 2520s, if you are going to rock the sandals year round and/or do horrible things like put your feet on places that aren’t the ground or a footstool, or take off your sneakers in class (one heifer did this in my beginning bio class, she was 5 rows down and 6 people away and I could smell her cheesey fucking feet strong. I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out where this horrible smell popped up from until i saw her bare feet on the back of a chair. Yug) can you please invest in a pedicure. Make sure the tootsies are at least presentable, not ingrained with dirt, ashy and dry or cracked up, smelly or long tonaileded. That is my PSA on feet. No longer to be mentioned in all my days hopefully.
I’m totally baffled as to why anyone would lump oxtail in with nasty or strange foods, lol…it’s sooo good!!
oh and btw what’s up with “some” Black Folks givin you the hairy eyeball if you eat as Chaotic said Sushi, Sashimi, or Calamari with stuffed grape leaves……..not a damn thing fuckin “special” about these choices…….I’m still black just passing on the pig ass tday alright!!!!
LOL! I am from Alabama the deep south and I can proudly say that my immediate family has never prepared any of the abovementioned foods that I know of. However if I go back one generation I’m sure those foods were consumed in abundance. However, my grandfather used to raise pigs and I would have the best sausage of my entire life every summer when we used to go up to visit.
The first time I saw pig feet eaten was when I went to a summer program when I was in high school and my roomate was this girl from near Birmingham who sat in the middle of our room with a big jar of pickled pig feet smacking on them and watching TV like she was eating popcorn. I was so grossed out by the sight that I never ever wanted to try that mess myself.
LMAO at the Doc in In’s comment about the bleeding callous on the back of white girls heels!!! I wonder what the hell that is too. Why don’t I ever see black girls with that???? Can anyone enlighten?
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Because black girls get seriously clowned if you step out the house looking even slightly fucked up. She can’t work up to the callous b.c. if you step out even ashy-ankled, random negros will call you out. Lets help the white people out by making fun of their dry skin and jacked up foot maintenance. Perhaps that will persuade them to do better.
“Swine Shit Tubes” Best description of Chitlins.Ever.
I used to like eating them when I was a kid, before I knew better. I remember we let my Grandma borrow our portable cooker to cook some chitlins in (She cooked them out in the garage, cause she didn’t want them stinkin up her house) and to this day, in spite of cleaning that shit out with bleach, the Chitlin smell still lingers in there.
As for Pigs Feet, hell nawl.
I always thought Chicken Feet were more of an asian thing. Chickens walk in their own shit. Nuff said.
The Chinese and Filipinos seem to give black folks a run for their money when it comes to partaking of the swine though. I remember when our realtor (a Filipino) was at our house and he bought Pigs Heart for lunch…
And as for other country food, I don’t think anything beats Poke Salad. Even my grandma from deep in the heart of Mississippi used to say “Only country folks eat that shit!”
yooooooooo
coming from a southern family all that shit is normal. the smells involved are the friggin worst. i have never in my life tried any of that mess
but i am occassionally acosted whenever my mother decides she wants some pigs feet (despite the fact that she has hypertension and the mere idea of salt makes her dizzy…go fig)
she thinks cause she puts some tomato sauce on it that it’ll look appetizing.
instead it just looks like feet in red shit.
ah well.
oh, and i hate feet too.
the only people who touch my feet are myself (of course) and the vietnamese lady who does my toes. and even then i have to stop myself from kicking her in the face.
what about the people who for some reason don’t know that feet should be cleansed after wearing flip flops and traversing the city??
THE SOLES OF YOUR FEET SHOULD NOT MATCH THE STREET LADIES!!
especially if you’re white.
*cringe*
“if you step out even ashy-ankled”
F that! You can step out with that slight amount of ash around the ridges of the soles of your feet and get blasted before you so much as make it to your car.
Aveeno lotion – use it, it lasts longer than that Jergens bullshit.
I worked at a shoe store during high school and college.
I.FUCKING.HATE.FEET.
Need I say more?
You forgot the chicken gizzards. Nasty…
while at a family function not too long ago, my aunts were getting down on some neckbones and pig feet. i mean, going to town on the toes and everything. it was nasty!
chinese people eat chicken feet. for Chinese New Year, one of my coworkers wanted to take us to dim sum to get authentic food. one of the little tastes was chicken feet. they eat it for the gelatinous texture, he said. it wasnt bad, but i think i’ll stick to General Tso’s.
Confession: I will tear some neckbones up. There, I said it.
I still don’t ‘get’ Pokeweed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poke_salad, and why in the hell people will eat that. For one thing it’s poisonous. People boil the leaves two or three times in order to get the toxins out. I already have enough problems in my life without worrying about whether or not I’m going to be unintentionally poisoned.
Even if you cook the poisons out, you still risk:
The eating of nonfatal quantities of poke, perhaps of the shoots, may cause retching or vomiting after two hours or more. These signs may be followed by dyspnea, perspiration, spasms, severe purging, prostration, tremors, watery diarrhea (often bloody) and, sometimes, convulsions. If a fatal quantity is eaten, perhaps including roots, the above signs are followed by paralysis of the respiratory organs and other narcotic effects, culminating in the death of the poisoned person.
Hell the FUCK NO! Big Mama was right not to let us eat that shit.
wtf is poke?
maybe i’m not as country as i thought cause i never heard of this shit
Random: I just almost spelled ‘once’ with a W.
Neckbone? How does one enjoy neckbone? There’s no meat.
And true, the Chinese, Flipping pinos, Indonesians, everyone eats weird food, but their diets aren’t based on some slave master’s leftovers, are they?
My mother always cooks chittlins because “i know you love them” for the record i hate every single food mentioned in this post… my mother is Satans’ helper..
i think the chinese are interested in what is very economical. they usually try to eat the whole animal, therefore they partake in eating entrails too (this includes chittlins… although it is called something different). but the poorer parts of Asia eat what is called “offal” which sounds as bad as it is. they eat stuff like rotting cheese and yogurt, maggots, and blood based dishes. i had to do research on this about a year ago, and i was shocked.
and i wish people stop harping on the pig. pork is some of the cleanest meat on the market. chicken and fish are the most unclean meats to eat, which is why salmonella and lead poisoning (for pregnant women) has been of such concern in our age. pigs are treated much more humanely than chicken, they are corn or acorn fed. chickens are canibals and will readily eat their own feces. and lets not get started on fish. point being, you are most likely to get sick from eating chicken, fish, and even beef before getting sick from pork.
Gizzards, chicken livers gravy and Grits
Chicken Feet Stew are stuff my Dad grew up on — they were really poor. My grandma refused to go on welfare and she worked 18 hour days as a domestic… taking care of two children by her self (my grand pa had passed)… You do what you have to do. To be honest as nasty as that food might seem its healthier then the crap our kids eat now (MAMA Fried Chicken and FastFood).. If our kids were eating the stuff mentioned above they would be in better health at least… at least they are homecook meals.
Funny story my Dad took my mom out to the TIME warner center.. .They went to an INSANELY expensive French resturant. ABout $250 a person.
The Special of the day…
Braised Pig Feet
for a cool $100a piece (per foot that is)
MY DAD starts laughing in the Waiters Face, just pounding the table (my dad is ultra conservative) white people looking at him in disbelief as he is cackling. THe waiter ask him whats SO FUNNY… He tells him my MOTHER would get out her grave and smack me if I PAID 175 for some damn PIG FEET.
They get up and grab some cheap soul food and bottle of wine and sit out side on the stoop and eat dinner for their anniversary…
I can proudly say that I’ve never eaten anything on that list! And yes, my ancestors were slaves…on both sides.
YUCK!
People have tried to convince me that it’s good. “Just put a little hot sauce on it…” But no. My grandma always said, “My momma never cooked a chittlin. I’ve never cooked one, and my daughters won’t cook them either.” Apply that statement to all of the foods listed. Thus, my pallate has not been introduced to fine slave deicacies.
Neckbones are good and the best seasoning for GREENS>>>>
If they outlawed PORK in the UNited States i would start the revolution!!!!!
I was channel surfing and not quite sure what the program was, but there was an older toothless woman in a dimly lit kitchen cleaning and cooking chitlin’s-nasty. Other mystery items from the cow are tripe-you know that weird yellow spongy honeycomb looking substance near the meat wtf?!? and, although not a mystery, tongue.
Chris: for jump starting my diet regime, the fat-nasty in me thanks you.
Shit The Japanese eat the blow fish — and if you cut that bad bow thw wrong way its certain death…
(Who hasnt seen that simpsons episode, lol).
Chris, mayne, NAW?!? I’m glad I haven’t eaten breakfast yet, or else I would have hurled all over my keyboard. First time I’ve had to scroll QUICKLY through the “exhibits”. In any event, I don’t do slave food, never have, and have willingly NOT eaten if that crap was on the menu at anybody’s house. I still have relatives that will eat that mess…but my thing is…if you gotta clean the sh*t out of the intestines to be able to eat them jawns, what’s the point again? Shouldn’t you be grossed out by that by the time you’re done? ICK…
Now I LOVE and will eat some greens…seasoned with TURKEY…but any “meat” I can’t readily identify gets a PASS all day…
This shit was nasty as hell to look at. Thanks for fucking with my stomach this morning!
Luckily, I was raised Muslim. I’ve never tasted any of these things. I hate to hear ignorant Negros talk about how swine is good for you. I have this friend from Alabama who always wants to bring up pork in every conversation sounding like he never left the backwoods.
FUGU!
I cant stand yall people who talk SHIT about SWINE….
BACON
PORK CHOPS
CHOPPED BBQ
SMOKED RIBS
PORK GRINDS
SLAB BACON
Panine (Roast Pork)
Pork Tenderloin
HAM
Honey Ham
Baked Ham
Canadian Bacon
Pork SHoulder
POrkk Roast
Suasage
Italian Sausage
THIS WORLD WOULD SUCK WITH OUT PORK…
Peole are dying form bad tomatos and Spinach
But PORK has stood by us… I cant stand it when people say i dont eat PORK, like that makes them HIGH AND MIGHTY…
(not to blanket Muslims but seeing whats going on in the MIDEAST…)
THey look at me like dirt because i eat SMOKED RIBS but somehow blowing your self up along with other people is considered HOLY…
Maybe we should just DROP Bacon BITS out of planes so suicide bombers wouldnt blow themselves up because they wouldn’t get their 100 VIRGINS?
Is it me or does 100 virgins don’t seem like that much fun?
LOL @ Bailey Blues
“….some ignorant negroes say swine is good for you.”
yeah, so is smoking, but only in moderation (?).
i would be like, “who eats this shit still?!?!?!”, but on my way back school after a weekend getaway at my friend’s house in MD, she came to the car with (and i shit you not) a ziploc bag full of gizzards… and i had to sit next to her for 3.5 hours as she ate them. They didn’t stink but it was like visual fear factor for me.
Just want to run it back a little bit. Someone mentioned Potty Meat.. which I was always told “potted meat”.. but…. WHAT IS THAT?
Potted meat is leftover everything that couldn’t be pressed into a hot dog. Primarily Beef tripe, mechanically separated chicken (?), beef hearts, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, etc.
Landon man…that was very insensitive. Not that this is the sensitivity blog or anything, but lets not generalize all of the Muslims together in one group.
and to think they put potted meat in hurricane survival packs…..
That mindset is absolutely why they’re attacking us in the first place.
Rev Leon – *vomit*
Tripe…ewww. Though, I love pho (vietnamese soup, yummy) I eat around the tripe. Tripe is ugly.
Pork is one of the reasons for bad health in Black people. Swine carries germs and parasites (tape worms) that can’t be killed no matter how much you cook them. Why do we as Black people love the negative effects of slavery??? We were feed bullshit during slavery because we weren’t worth more to them, obviously it’s not good for you, but we continue to eat that shit.
And Landon, the shit that’s happening in the middle east is not the way of Muslims. The Holy Quran teaches that taking your own life is NEVER okay. If people want to have a Jihad (Holy war) they are supposed to be fighting the enemy, not killing themselves.
People always interpret religious concepts in ways that correspond with their ideals and what they want to do. They know it’s wrong (sex) according to their religion, but it doesn’t stop them from participating.
4M: You said you’re from Mississippi or Louisiana, right?
Sigh…i wanna gag just looking at the pictures.. but this is sooooo damn true… i havent eaten any of the above thank god but i know ppl in my family that do and its utterly disgusting!!!!!!! Chitterlings EWWWWWWWWWWWW Pig feet? like WTF??? is there really meat on that shit….good god why black ppl whyyy why whyyyyyyy dammit.
Im so glad that i grew up on steak, porkchops, chicken, fish..REGULAR ASS FOOD!!!
I said no mean to blanket…
but the things we get caught up on…
what we are sensative about and not sensative about in General… I could use any group…
PETA all up Mike Vicks ass over dogs when kids are abused by parents and killed every week…
I understand the difference between beliefs and blanketed as Muslim in the Middle East. I didnt have time to break down the different sect of Islam that explain self sacrafice differently….
It was more so in reference to how people put their nose up just because they dont eat pork. As stated above half the food we eat are in WORST conditions.
It was insenesative and i should of taken my time to explain my argument… (trying to do some work for once)…
As much as that food mentioned above is bad smelling and so on its a part of our culture. We have always been given lemons (in this country), and we smile and make lemonade out of it… Sadly, the MAN saw this and was like DAMN, and figured out how to make money off us…. BUT i do apologize for my ignorant statement.
White people letting their hogs run wild was the root cause of nearly every Indian war of the 17th century.
Fat bastards.
I’ll be damned if they don’t taste good as sausages tho…
Rev Leon-Potted meat is leftover everything that couldn’t be pressed into a hot dog. Primarily Beef tripe, mechanically separated chicken (?), beef hearts, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, etc.
Thanks for all that..ew
1) Sugar Ray Robinson? Why?
2) I had no idea what hog maws were. Thank you
Back in my swine eating days, I would tear up some chittlins. I would just force the idea of what it actually was (swine shit tube. thank you.) while I was eating it. The smell is disgusting but it goes away while you’re cooking. That doesn’t make it right. I know. I’ve never tried the other stuff – do you eat hog maws or are they just for seasoning? When I was growing up – in Orlando – they used to sell pickled pig feet off the ice cream truck – in that big jar with the pink liquid. Right along with the eggs and hot sausages. EEEEWWWW!!!
Whats going on in the Middle East has been going on since Muhammad has passed. When different family memebers tried to take control fo the religion. It might not be the way of its teachings but i look at its HISTORY…
THIS is a 1865 year war we just threw gasoline on its fire to get it started. Jihad and the holy war in retrospect has been blanket on Americans but in reality it is agaist one another. Sunnis and Shities are like the Blood and Crypts but unlike the bloods and crypts they have a A true historic reason why they dont like each other. You have majority that was surpressed by a minority with money and SUnni backing… as much as Islam is about Peace it is also about the Sword.
I didn’t say we didn’t fight homie. Muslims fight with those who fight with them. But I didn’t want you to generalize that all Muslims are in the business of killing themselves. I thought it was an insensitive, ignorant comment, but you apologized. So, I’ll let it go.
Talking religion always gets a rise out of me, which is why I try not to. I don’t currently practice Islam, but I was raised on it and it is the basis for most of my morals.
BESTFRIEND!!!!-Also, WTF is up with that bleeding, crusty, ashy, callous/wound almost all white chicks always get on the back of their heel? (I KNOW y’all know what I’m talking about, they’re on full display in the summer). Do they do snow angels on the concrete?! Inquiring minds need to know…I wear shoes too and never have these issues.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo omg yes what is up with that??? i never got that…i think its from the lack of lotioning or something i dunno..maybe they wear shoes that are to small…lol
Angry IV – you’re on the wrong blog if you’re gonna get your feelings hurt about shit. I’d like to direct you to the Why You Shouldn’t Read This Blog page.
which i’m sad to say have been dwindling….i need to get my life right
Chris how did hogs start wars?
My fault about the insensitivity of my statement…
I guess I shouldnt mention my approch towards China would be if i was President I guess. It would help lower Gas Prices below $2.50 a gallon.
Wow I missed this blog. From nasty food to Holy War and Islam. I just have one question:
Martin Luther King and Malcolm X
Nat Turner
Each and every Union casualty from the Civil War
Jesus
Sugar Ray Robinson
Your mother
Why Sugar Ray Robinson!? I also just finished a course in sociology (A with no final exam bitch!) that was al about how the unreal european vision of beauty is shoved down people’s throats. Why can’t we just be beautiful our damn selves?
I’m also not touching religion with a 20 ft pole… We can not truly ever understand why they are fighting as they will never understand us
I was reading this book of slave narratives, Bullwhip Days, and a former slave was talking about what they used to feed the slave children. He said they would take the pot likker (sp?) that they’d boiled the 2520′s veggies in and throw it on some cornbread – in a trough (BASTARDS!!) – and throw in some left over veggies. That’s what the kids would eat. I was like, WTF!!! Cornbread Dressing? That’s my favorite Thanksgiving dish!
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ “they used to sell pickled pig feet off the ice cream truck – in that big jar with the pink liquid. Right along with the eggs and hot sausages.”
Why are these items distributed via an ice cream truck? This is the most country thing I’ve ever heard! Sorry Yonnie. AAHAHAHAHHAHAH gross. See, this is why I couldn’t live in Florida (maybe Miami), Georgia, Mississippi, any southern state. No.
We’s free now. Stop eating massa’s throw-aways. You can be Black and like sushi, butter chicken, curry, whatever.
And y’all know White people don’t use lotion. Duh.
Yonnie Angry clearly pointed out this isnt a sensitivity blog. Also it’s not like he was offended or anything, he clearly just stated that it was a little much coming from landon AND thats the reason other countries hate the US and UK because we make stupid uninformed comments like that
Yep, ain’t touching the religion issues with a 20 ft pole. I will say that as the son of a preacherman, some of the worst people I know are from churches.
jiggity, jiggity…
Sylph – Tripe is NASTY!!! It looks nasty and it tastes GROSS! I was was upset when my parents made me eat that as a child. So VERY upset.
I will never forget the first time someone tried to make me eat chittlings…I threw up in the bowl. Gross.
I rarely eat pork. Pigs are FILTHY creatures. They will eat ANYTHING there is to eat…from trash to a dead body. Thats how true gangstas get rid of bodies, feed them to pigs. They eat everything from the bones to the hair. Now thats not to say I wont mess up some bacon tho (I have a weakness for bacon)
And being Caribbean, I have had my share of eating some less than glamorous food items…(Black (Cow Blood) Pudding is the grossest thing I ever seen prepared, but dammit I will mess it up!
My parents are Black militants, so I was unable to eat pork. My dad made us chant “Swine on your mind, pork on your fork, pig makes you big”. For some odd reason, in 94 my mom wanted pig again, so for like 2 years I ate all the swine I could: rib tips, bacon, hot links, etc, all behind my dad’s back. Then I picked up a BBQ pig ear at a barbeque, thinking it was a rib, I died and that was the end of that.
My “bougiest” friend, who won’t eat at Subway or Baskin Robbins, eats chitlins every holiday.
I lurve chitlins, sorry. With onions and some hot sauce – WATCH OUT, JACK!!!
People hate us because out Foriegn Policy is slanted to help us and ONLY us… and alienate the rest of the world. We been doing it for 80 years now.
A lot of the things we are doing now are no different then what we were doing 10-20-30 years ago. With multimedia, internet and 24/7 access people are more imformed about whats going on. It also allows us to see unfiltered information which is knew in the last 5 years if you think about it.
My comment was not uninformed, technically if you dropped (pork Products) or had pigs at check points suicide bombers would not enter that area in fear of not going to heaven. I apologized about the blanket statement, nonetheless what i was speaking about directly is quite accurate.
I don’t dine on swine
…And that shit looks fucking disgusting.
Sausage, bacon=delicious
Chitlins, hog maws, pig feet=best saved for Fear Factor challenges
cow blood..ummm ew…
knew – new
response to MR. smith
Speaking of blood, another Filipino delicacy is made of roasted dried chicken blood, served in cubes, called “Betamax” due to its similarity to the videocassetes…
I agree totally. I do have to add that Haggis may be worse then all of these…It’s like stuff all of the above into Hog Maws.
i’ll fuck up some bacon, sausage, pork chops, pork tener loin, ribs like no one’s bizz but all the other shit hell nawww…i love hot dogs too as long as ppl dont remind me of whats in them…
Its cooked cows blood tho…with rice and seasoning…its good, i swear…
What’s the proper name for the Christian Jihad for oil we’ve launched against the Middle East again?Omg, no disrepect to my Yardie friends, but I had a West Indian roomate in college for a year and I wanted to kill myself. She cooked so many unidentifiable things with the most unappealling ingredients, like guava paste and shit (not as in “we was dancing and shit”, as in “I think she cooked with actual shit). Our dorm suite smelled like hot garbage all the time.
thanks for this post. i just threw up in my mouth.
What is Haggis??
UGH. I don’t eat ANY of those things listed.
And Chitlins (aka Shitlins)? I got mad beef with Chitlins. I remember going through childhood with absolutely NO immediate family members (my cousin eats them but I never had to have dinner with them until I was older) that ate that hot mess. So while I heard stories of how terrible it smelled, I was happy I never had to know first-hand. THEN came my Mama’s boyfriend when I was in high school. This country mofo would singlehandedly RUIN Thanksgiving with his chitlin cookin’. I remember walking downstairs into our kitchen all, “WHAT THE FRENCH-TOAST-UNIFORM-JUMPER-DRESS IS THAT?!” I was too offended. I mean, man that was some foul mess. See, my Mama doesn’t eat pork at all so I never had to worry about that with her, but this dude? Damn, as a person he was aiight, but for that chitlin reason alone, I’m glad she eventually quit him.
Today, my Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners are chitlin free.
Also, I’m crackin’ up at those chicken feet. They look like they’re either being tortured in the abyss of hell or in a greasy white boy mosh pit. Which, it could be both as far as I’m concerned.
@ ST – LMAO at the chant.
Our favorite as fresh ass lil kids…. “Lips that touch swine, will never touch mine” lol
Haggis is stuffed sheep’s bladder? right?
BLECH! *spew* *ugh*
Dude, you crack me up everyday. I eagerly anticipate what you’ll write next. LOL!
Whos from philly… whats that meat called yall eat scrable? Scraple? Its just like a block of pork cooked on a grill… ???? Does anyone know what i am talking about? My best friend is from philly and his grandma woudl cook it…
Its tasty…
I was born in Philly, but again most of Philly is walking around with long beards being Sunnis lol. I didn’t see Scrapple until I moved to Atlanta and my best friend’s mom was cooking it for Sunday brunch. That shit looks gross and who ever said it’s gray was right. I was like, what the fuck is that???
LMAOOOO Sister T omg girllll when i was younger and me and my parents still lived in an apt. i swear our African neighbors were cooking dog ass or something because the hallway would smell like pure shit every other day..gag
Pork makes farts extra special.
LOL…
Yonnie3K – who the fuck are you to tell me what pages to read on this blog? The last time I checked, I was reading this shit well before you were. Additionally, if you’d actually READ WHAT I SAID, you might have caught my clearly written statement:
“Not that this is the sensitivity blog or anything”
It appears as if you’ve slipped, be it slightly, into exactly what this blog is all about hating on – ignorance.
But it’s all good. I forgives ya. You’re still a great person!
haggis is basically a stomach with a bunch of different organs cooked inside of it…. nasty ass hell and smells worse worse then that..
Mrs Epps:
Thats the Palm oil they cook with that smells so bad… the food is pretty good though…
I will say this First to The Doc.. Hey I didnt make up those foods they have been offered to me living in the deep south at some point in my life LOL so rebuke the devils that created the vile slop, not me for mentioning it! PLus you know being rebuked is a touchy subject for me what with my mother in law rebuking and annointing me all the time. Second isnt calilou the stuff that Cliff had the jamaican guy making for their anniversary and he kept trying to put all that extra shit in it on the cosby show?
I am with you Bailey, I was raised in the islamic faith and I hate to hear people generalize about shit they dont know anything about but have seen a few cnn episodes and think that 15 minutes of info and they have full understanding of the situation (not directed at anyone here personal reference) I will unbunch my panties right now but Islam has helped me avoid all the shit on this list so I am eternally grateful! LMAO
Haggis sounds like this Irish dish my boys family eats…
many other cultures (white cultures) eat very simliar foods…
Irish – sheep intestines and blood pudding and blood sausage is very common.
Scrapple is leftover everything pressed and formed with fat and lard into a block. Think Spam but even more vile…
About food too – some of the good stuff, like cornbread, dressing, etc. was then discovered by slave masters, who then made the slaves cook for them. Hence the reason many dishes in the south are also enjoyed by country/southern whites as well as blacks. I don’t know about you, but cornbread, dressing, sweet potatoes, sweet potato pie, and many other delicious southern treats don’t necessarily strike me as Northwestern European dishes.
Wait..Guava paste is good…Its just the dried fruit
@Landon – Germans enjoy bloodwrust I think…I’ve never really eaten bratwursts because something just doesn’t look right about them (are those rocks grinded up into the meat?)
thanks for the co-sign Shay-d-lady!
Haggis is Sheep Stomach stuffed with various intestines (depends on what the sick individual enjoys).
@ Baily Blues & Landon – My peoples used to cook Scrapple (Baltimore). They’d dip it egg and then throw it in the Pan…I think it’s every part of the pig that was left over ground up.
Actually, when I found out that Spam is ‘only’ chopped Pork Shoulder meat with ham added, it doesn’t seem so bad to me as potted meat or vienna sausages.
Man I can’t believe Yonnie tried to bust out a fucking hyperlink on me. I’m still pissed. Hey – here’s an idea…enjoy this childhood dish, since I’m still pissed off:
Spaghetti O’s
…I can’t read all of these posts…I’m getting queasy…
But yea, [flirts] Hi Landon! [/flirts]…hi everybody else!
Ay Baldimore, Go Baldimore! Sorry, I’ve lived everywhere…
Angry:
Thats the cartilage, tendons softhard tissue grinded up with the meat.
I love that stuff on the grill smoked slowly… with a cold beer
TAILGATING BABY!!! i got to the PORK STORE ( real name) and get all my meat for my BBQ’s…
AS my Gradma said to me (i miss her)… Baby — we eat every part of the pig but the ounk (what ever sound they make) and thats because we cant catch it
Hey miss ChaoticDiva – HOWYOUDOING
@ Angry…I luv me some spagetti O’s with the mystery meatballs…
Ravioli is the shiz-nit as well…
Funny thing though: I can’t stand spaghetti. I think its the noodle that bothers me.
@ Landon…. Tasty it is.
Im from Philly and yes it is called Good Ole’ Scrapple… my family referred to it as everything from the pig but the snourt.
Angry Yonnie
whats going on… i guess we need feuds on here since Muse and I have brokered Peace.
Landon:
I’m good, man…I’ll just stick with the all-beef franks. I like the way ballpark franks taste anyway. Damn…
Can’t wait for the 4th.
Scrapple looks and sounds vile as hell to me, but I use to tear some Hoghead Souse up (Mississippi Goddamn!) in a NY minute, but they’re essentially the same thing.
wait… scrapple is good. with some ketchup and scrambled eggs. yum! and its better than spam.
sushi on the other hand… gross! i can be black and NOT like sushi. thanks, but can you cook all the mercury out of my fish?
Hell yeah man, I’m spittin fire today!
Oh ho ho! Now we’re correcting my engrish now? Maybe YOU should read this blog more smart ass
http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/03/26/spelling-and-grammatical-errors/#comments
@ Landon… Tasty It Is!
Yes… Its called Scrapple… Good Ole’ Scrapple… we referred to it as everything from the pig but the snort. U definitely have to fry it on a nice skillett and it frys just right… usually crispy on the edges.
This is crazy because last year at this school I worked for, every monthly afterschool teacher meeting had a food theme. Of course, since I work in the hood, one month was ‘SOUL FOOD’.
I was litterly offended that the teachers took it so seriously.
People with MD’s and’s PHD’s showed up with crock-pots full of food like:
Pig Ears
Mutilple Loafs of White Bread
Hog Head Cheese
Hog Jowls
Kidney Pie
Chopped Liver
And seasoned dishes with Fat Back, Ham Hocks and Lard (Even Patti Labelle’s old azz uses smoked turkey! for her diabetes! I mean for real, who saves bacon fat for later these days?!?))
Oh… and they brought bread and rice pudding… nastiest ish on EARTH!!!! yuck.
And these MF’ers were excited to eat the ish!!!!
(Disclaimer: I smashed the mac n cheese, fried chicken wings, greens, yams, potato salad and red velvet cake)
Nonetheless, I guess I am out of the ‘slave food’ game, because I just brought hot water cornbread…
I dunno, perhaps we need to start labeling it like SBPH with the ‘Slave’ food instead of ‘Soul’ food’ label for reasons of association.
And lump it in with the SLAVE jump the broom marriage tradition.
MR. SMith who are you talking to…
please put an @ when spitting HOT FIRE LIKE DYLON DYLON DYLON!
Again things I have gratefully missed… spaghetti O to quote someone earlier what in the french toast uniform jumper is that! I am really leery about eating meat in a can.. I mean when you buy real meat it has to be refrigerated…what the hell did they do to it to make it able to survive for years on a shelf without going bad? Yeah other than tuna I dont fuck whith that type ol foolishness…But I must co-sign on the oxtails I never had them growing up but a couple of years ago one of my husbands aunts made them for me with some greens, after I confirmed that they were not pork, I tore that shit up! and it was de-lish-us
I save bacon fat (Shaking head in shame)…
i dont want to clog my sink
Bread and rice pudding is one of the worst creations on the planet. I was out once with a white friend who got excited when there was bread pudding on the menu. I ordered chocolate ice cream.
Not all sushi involves raw fish.
LoL…”who are dah five greatest rappers of all time? Tink about it – Dylan…Dylan…Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan, because I spit hot fiyah.”
:O
People still save “grease”?
@Knatural – it’s not really sushi then
Landon… ur lying.
OHHH those greens and oxtails were served with a side of hotwater cornbread which is a scientific mystery.. how does hot water and cornmeal taste so damn good? LMAO @ hot fire like Dylon The sushi thing is killing me.. The stuff educated black people like needs to do a blog on that.. I dont have a problem with it personally, I have had some cooked versions (which must of the uppity’s eat but I dont think really counts as sushi. but that’s just me) its the whole, I am so grand because I eat sushi with real chopsticks..who gives fuck?
Not all sushi is raw.
I will say it’s hilarious to me when my country-fried relatives sideye me for eating sushi, and then proceed to eat shit tubes and pigs feet. mmmmkay…
And um, I do like bread pudding. But it HAS to be hot in order to be digestable. And with some ice cream? Awww shit!
But Rice Pudding is the devil’s ambrosia…do.not.want
its in my ol bread crumb container above my sink…. but its really all grease… look i get it from my MAMA… iight…
LEAVE ME AND MY BACON GREASE ALONE>>>> DONT JUDGE ME< lol
LOL i was typing my post before reading Angry and Yonnie’s comments… LMAO see my point? LMAO>>..You want come in both and get some of this hot fiyah? LMAO BAD BOOOOOY!
@ knatural…I ALWAYS eat salmon and avocado sushi rolls (Alaskan Rolls)
@ Landon…I see how you just ignored me…fine, we’re “beefing” now.
Angry, you TRIPPIN! Rice pudding is good, but you have to have someone who knows what they are doing make it. Same with bread pudding! My mom and I can make it good, but the best I have had was at B. Smith’s in DC’s Union Station. Oh babay! They had one with Whiskey and another with bourbon. But you can’t eat just anybody’s bread pudding.
At the Den they have a dish called Harlem Sushi Rolls:
Its Fried chiken tenders rolled in waffles cut like a california roll with a maple syrup butter umm hmm m
Landon I save grease….. it is vegetable or corn oil but I definitely believe I can fry more than one batch of fries with a panful.. I am sorry!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH@ Angry. Dylan! You’re an ass. I was told, by a Sushi restauranteur, that not all sushi is raw fish. Sashimi is the raw fish. There’s the best sushi restaurant in the universe, Kawasaki Cafe in Baltimore, that serves a lot of cooked options. I may be wrong, it’s possible.
NO NO i put something up…
its not showing, thats the seocnd time today…
i said…
HOWYOUDOING CaoticDIva…. no beef…
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And there was this Sushi restaurant by my college that used to sell a “Cajun Roll” made with Crawfish (cooked, of course) with a spicy cajun sauce (my school was about 90 minutes north of New Orleans, so a lot of Louisiana influence in the food) Off.the.fucking.chain!
I know, Crawfish is an acquired taste though. It took me forever to realize you’re only supposed to eat the meat from the tail (I still refuse to suck the head like some folks do). And if you don’t properly season them, you’ll find out real quick why they call them “mudbugs”.
And why do people eat the “Tamale” of the Lobster? Isnt’ that shit? Literally?
I must have not had it made correctly cause I am definitely passing on that bread and rice pudding.. The only pudding I am eating is banana with some Jackson’s vanilla wafers and the pudding must be homemade..none of that instant bullshit!
I too will never understand what compels some people to stick their feet out of car windows or put them on the dashboard. Ridiculous.
Knat, i know i know. sushi refers to the rice, not the fish. but still, when people reference sushi, they feel like they have transcended to some new level of refinement cause they can choke down raw fish and fish roe. but i dont like any of it. i can’t even do a California roll. whenever my coworkers go out to a sushi place for lunch, i order the teriyaki or tempura and call it a day.
Rev Leon – yes. Or that yellow stuff in crabs? Is that the crab turds? I used to call it crab mustard when I was little.
There are cooked options here as well. I’ve never seen raw eel at a sushi spot. But I was told by the people that work at the sushi spots that sushi are the rolls, and sashimi is the meat/veggie/etc, thats on top of the rice.
Chris have you noticed that you have attracted some haters on your blog, you have not arrived if you are not getting cyber hackling,
But what makes this food slave food? I am partial to liver and kidneys myself. I can kill a chicken throat, that is so delicious.
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@ Landon…how are you dear?
Speaking off eating Crabs – Shrimp or Lobster, they are bottom dwellers… they eat the aste of other animals but… i pet yall not going to give up on the shellfish or talk as badly about shell fish as you do PORK…
same thing with CATFISH bottom Dweller. Give me some friend Catfish and hotsauce with some frien shirmp, steamed crabs and lobster plus some hush puppies (cant be all meat, lol)… and some koolaid in a glass jar… ummm hmmmm and some German Chocolate Cake or Peach Cobbler, GOOD LAWD.
real talk, bacon grease and chicken fat is tastier than olive oil. but using old oil and grease is carcinogenic.
i laugh when people talk about lobster like its the creme de la creme. lobster was poor people’s food, considered to be the roach of the sea. actually, they are related to roaches. gross.
@ Landon…
Seafood is healthier than pork because it contains Iodine. Pork really has no nutritional value.
ChoaticDiva:
working trying to get these windowns priced for my project but people are BSing me… about to have a when KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG MOMENT with one of these mofos…
but its 80 degrees and sunny. Thinking about playing some ball before my poker game tonight… whats good with you…
Chitlins are nasty. Save for the occaisonal slip, my family was a bit too bougie to cook those. Of course, when we went to visit my great-grandmother in SE Missouri (by the way, I always felt like I was going back in time when I visited there…I swear there’s still sharecropping going on there), all bets were off.
I made some crack about chitlins to a white friend of mine, forgetting that he had no clue what they were. He’s like “What’s a chitlin?” I’m like “You don’t want to know. Forget I ever mentioned it.” After a bunch of urging, I finally told him. His face cracked and he’s like “You know, I’ve eaten a lot of weird shit. I’m open to trying different meats–I ate dolphin once–but I have absolutely no desire to give a pig a rim job.”
@ Sylph – put oxtail in a stew & it’s delicious. That’s the only way I’ve ever had it & never knew it could taste slippery.
*occasional
Landon, what flavor KoolAid? Grape or Red?
Oh my gosh. I am so glad you did a post on this. All of the food up there is truly disgusting and me and my cousin go at it all the time over food like that. I can’t believe you left tripe and forest animals [like rabbits and deer] off the list….
Mahi Mahi is dolphin – they serve it at damn near any fish/seafood restaurant. What’s so weird about eating that versus any other fish (although I don’t like the way it tastes)? People are so weird about the types of animal they will & won’t eat.
Yeah, our pastor was lecturing to us about how we aren’t supposed to eat pork, but that is so cliche, so it was like, whatever. But when he started talking about not eating shellfish, there was this huge rumbling and gnashing of teeth throughout the whole congragation. I was even blowing the dust off my bible looking for the verse in Acts talking about how we aren’t supposed to call anything from the Lord unclean or something like that.
I don’t eat pork if I don’t have to, but for someone to tell me to give up scrimps, crabs, lobster, oh, it’s gonna be a MASSACUH!
@PUFF heh true.
the thing i cant fathom is i kno my pops has had ….sheep brains?
only brains i want is a chick giving me ‘knowledge’
get it?
@ Chris – “Feet are the nastiest part of the whole entire human body, including the asshole.”
I’m sure this is not true as you can thoroughly clean your feet but it’s pretty difficult to clean all upin your asshole. Especially since your natural reflex is to clinch it as soon as anything goes near it.
“So you can only imagine my thoughts about EATING the f-f-f-f-feet of the most vile and disgusting animal ever to walk the face of the planet.”
Okay, why do people say that (not rhetorical)? What makes a pig any nastier than, say a turkey, which bougie Black people eat in order to try to be healthier & say they don’t eat “swine” – Turkey bologna is the bomb, though.
@ Landon…
I just got comcast installed in my room, and I’m catching up on this past season of the L Word. My parents have this annoying block elsewhere in the house (my younger brothers…ugh)…but yea…other than that, soon to be getting ready to go to work.
I try not to mess with any of the scavengers however I must admit to eating a few crab legs, lobster tail and shrimp every now and then but mostly I try to stick with just fish and chicken…..and not catfish or buffalo …mostly flounder or snapper… my husband be going crazy… why we cant never have no catfish nuggets mane? LMAO fish nuggets? LMAO I am going to pass on that
chaoticdiva, pork is very high in B vitamins. very important, nutritionally.
a chicken throat? I feel ashamed i am black and never heard of this chicken part being eaten before… Am I the only one? CHicken Throat?
Yeah, lobster seems overrated to me. AHAHAHAHAHA sea roaches. And yes, shellfish are essentially waste collectors of the ocean, but…I like ‘em. So what. Me hypocrite. And?
Old grease? Don’t do it. Like Sarah said, it’s cancer-causing. Eating fried goodies is bad enough, why compound it by using week-old grease? And canola oil, don’t do it. What’s a canola? Exactly.
Catfish tastes like fried gold. And I can’t imagine life without shrimp… feeling like bubba gump right about now!
Mahi Mahi isn’t Dolphin like Flipper or Shamu…It’s a fish with a ray-fin, so it looks similar to a dolphin, but it isn’t a true, mammal dolphin with a blowhole.
Whew…
I never actually knew what Hog Maws were. Thanks(?) Chris.
I, personally, enjoy non-swine subsititutes.
Beef ribs.
Turkey sausage.
Beef hot dogs and scrapple (both of which are are disgusting, but whatever).
I even had turkey ribs before.
And people, PLEASE dont front like turkey bacon won’t change your life.
~Sarah (in sing song voice)
Black people do like sushi!!!!!!…….Try a Cali Roll its deelish there is no fish just veggies
you prolly will enjoy!!!
Landon
your “mean” droppin bacon bits from the sky…just makes me think people would run around with salad bowls tryin to catch a taste…..still funny
Landon – Yea I do realize that shrimp, lobster and crab are all bottom dwellers. I have to deal with it every time I eat a shrimp. The vein down their back is essentially shit. It goes in as shit, and leaves as shit. But I will dip that bad boy in some hot cocktail sauce and keep it moving.
I have Seventh Day adventists in my family, and they don’t touch catfish or any shellfish or pork and other things. They must be doing something right dietwise, because Seventh Day Adventists tend to live pretty long (I think they’re statistically up there with Okinawans). But eating/ordering food/feeding them is an ordeal and a half: “Oh, I don’t eat this, I don’t eat that, bla, bla, bla”
@ Kortni Ayo (15:35:19) :
Catfish tastes like fried gold. And I can’t imagine life without shrimp… feeling like bubba gump right about now!
FRIED GOLD.. CLASSIC…
OL on the Koolaid… hmmm either RED (but i argue tropical Fruit Punch) can be considered RED Koolaid… I believe this should be an amendment in the Negro Consitution.
I love some turkey bacon….I went to the grocery store and saw turkey bacon bits and almost lost my mond! MY husband was like you are little to excited. Hell I have waited 28 years to have a bacon bit on a salad, baked potato etc and now the joy is mine!!!!
@ Rev: yeah, from new orleans. but i live in the dc area now
your suppose to remove the VEIN PEOPLE WHEN YOU COOK SHRIMP….
thats like people who dont clean their chiken with lemon juice or vinegar…
i will not understand yall sometimes…
Yea, Ive never heard of chicken throat…Chicken/Turkey Necks, you can use that to season the greens…
turkey bacon bits…
that is why i cook my turkey bacon in the microwave… nice and crispy but not burned… its like turky bacon chips
LOL I agree Landon red kool aid includes tropical punch
What flavor is RED?
Pilgrims originally did not eat lobster because they thought they were giant bugs. And yes, it is interesting how they used to be considered poor people’s food.
But ever since I saw “Deadliest Catch”, I feel guilty on the rare occasions I eat lobster…
I kno your supposed to remove the vein, but doesnt it trouble you that something grew from that shit??
I also eat curry goat…mmm.
and turkey pepperoni!
yeah and Chicken throat? Hell to the muthafuckin naw!!!!
4M: I think I know you from another website for some reason…did you ever post on C&D by any chance?
Yea, goat is good too, but yet another animal that will eat anything. And then i eat it.
@ ninasimone
After you put “andouille” in your list of gross foods, I was like, “What’s wrong with andouille, it’s just sausage.” But then I looked it up. I didn’t know they used the entire gastrointestinal system of the pig to make that. Thanks for the info!
@ maya…I LOVE curried goat!
turkey bacon and turkey pepperoni are both great! I’m all about the substitutes lol.
Yeah, you can tell goats eat anything by the texture of the meat…and yet…it takes so jubilant on the palate with some white rice…
There’s turkey pepperoni??? Hmmm, is it any good?
Scapple…can kick rocks. my mom use to make me eat that ish…i will say this that lasttime i had it it was pretty good but its not one of my fav’s along with lima beans and liver..gag
i love sushi…im a sushi whore i tell ya hahah
I’m from Philly, and yeah, used to tear up some scrapple growing up. Ah that wonderful spicy gray mystery meat. I could fry it to perfection too, so it was crispy on the outside and slightly soft on the inside. I used to dip it in maple syrup…mmm, the memories make me moisty. LOL
Now I’m a Morningstar Farms addict. Veggie burgers, soy dogs, etc., they really are making them pretty good these days, the taste isn’t too far off from the original.
Oh and Shay, sorry my dear, I was just messing. Didn’t know about the MIL drama and all that.
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That is the face I am making^^
My maternal granny always made this stuff. When we were kids she would just make our plate and never tell us what it was.
I will never forget when we were eating chitterlings<–:) and me and my young and dumb cousin ( only 6 yrs old)* were eating these things with hot sauce and salt, & we weren’t worried about a damn thing. My uncle comes in from God knows where and says:
“Mama you got them eating pig intestines”
Granny: “Boy shut up and get out of here”
My cousin: “what’s that?”
My uncle: ” where the boo boo comes out?”
us in unison like a choir: ” ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” spit spit spit!
Me: :SCREAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
turkey pepperoni is the best!!!!!! when we but DiGirno we buy some and put it on the pizza its yummy turkey bacon wont stay in the house more than 3 days hahah
Thank God for this blog today so I have somewhere to channel my hate. I just came from a meeting where if I hadn’t let off some of this hate before hand, it coulda been a real When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong moment for me.
In related news – I’m looking for a new job. I’m trying to get in the field of microfinance. Anyone got any connects? I’m just throwing it out there.
Oh yeah. Lest I forget. Angry IV – I got another hyperlink for you
ahh Landon no! i’m sorry y’all, but i work in food science. you CANNOT clean chicken! the only way you can rid chicken, or any meat, of germs and bacteria is to cook it to a temperature past the food danger zone, which depends on the meat, but usually higher than 140°F. “cleaning” meat with water or whatever while it is raw only spreads around infectious bacteria. dont do it!
@ Caribbeanbaby – WTF is blood pudding?!
Thank you Shay-D-lady the red koolaid debate almost resulted in gun fire at my house durign a spades game… (bad combo)… people get a little passionate about their koolaid… they argued RED is only CHERRY and thats that… I argued more peopel drink Tropical Fruit Punch Koolaid and not CHerry… well lets just say thats when the table was thrown…
Chaoticdiva: Watching the L word huh, hmmmmmm
How about those people in Kentucky that died of some rare disease from eating squirrel brains. Mmmmhmmm…
When I lived in St. Pete, there was a restaurant that specialized in selling pork brains with eggs.
No.
any1 have any dead prostitute, straight off the meat hook? mm delish
=)
jk
@ aiych “My stepdad used to get chased around his family’s garden by his chicken-foot wielding dad. His dad used to tell him it was the foot of a man who got changed into a chicken by the devil. Then he would eat it.”
What a GREAT way to make your kid think your crazy, instill fear & teach him never to ef with you. I love it!
When I see chitlins, am I the only one that thinks about that scene from “Boomerang” where ol dude’s mom was cooking them talking about, “See, they don’t stank when pull the membrane out!”
So why is it black people never get salmonela from Chicken?
i ve never seen it nor heard of it… i understand you still have to cook it but there are other factors why you use lemon juice or soemthign acidic to clean the meat…. i mean hell you can cook meat with acid (lime cooked steak)…
haahhaha Ne thats tooooo funnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
“where the boo boo comes out”
classic.
I didn’t know that @ sarah…thanks for the info!
@ Landon…
There really should be a Negro Constitution… ! (I would say N*gger – however even Nas cant say that ish.)
SBPH should write it.
“My cousin gets excited whenever he sees a squirrel run by. He wishes he has his shot gun.” – Nice
Lol
Black (blood) Pudding is cow’s blood, mixed with rice and other tasty seasonings, and stuffed in a sausage casting and boiled. The boiling turns it black (it look pretty nasty) but its soooo good with some mango hot/sour sauce. The British eat something like it too. I swear, it just SOUNDS gross…
My parents enjoyed feeding me foods and letting me eat the damn thing before tellin me what it was. I eaten Fish eye, Iguana, Venison, Shark, Turtle, Cow Tongue, Cow belly and a whole host of other nasty shit because I ate the food they put in front me before askin what the hell it was…
Turtle is good. so is alligator
@ Rev – WTF is Poke Salad?!
And you couldnt ask what it was because they would just answer ‘food. eat the damn food’. That meant if you asked anymore questions, you was gonna get beat.
Vanita… where did you grow up?
Thank God for this blog today so I have somewhere to channel my hate. I just came from a meeting where if I hadn’t let off some excess hate this morning, it coulda been a real When-Keeping-It-Real-Goes-Wrong moment for me.
In related news – I’m looking for a new job. I’m trying to get into the field of microfinance. Anyone got any connects? I’m just throwing it out there.
Oh yeah. Lest I forget. Angry IV. I got another hyperlink fo’ yo’ ass
@Angel:
Poke Salad is some sort of leaf that folks deep up in the back of the country cook. The leaf is actually poisonous and it has to be boiled multiple times in order to cook the toxins out. People have been known to get diarrhea or vomit at best and die from eating it at the worst…
It’s also used as a home remedy for inflammation by some people.
hmm… this has to be the grossest thing i’ve seen and experienced all day.. and that’s saying alot seeing as tho i went to the cafe in bldg 6 this morning…
@Kortni
I grew up in the DC burbs, but my parents arent American.
Angry IV you going to take that son…. I mean you not going to let her PUNK you like that RIGHT son…
ChaoticDiva — fien DONT answer me – we beefing now!
most of my family is muslim (i’m not), so i did not grow up eating the any parts of the pig…as a result, the idea of eating any pork physically makes me ill…the fact that folks discuss the details on the best ways to clean chitterlings to keep the house from smelling should be a clue to not allow that gunk into your body…i feel this way about hotdogs too…if i have one, it must be all beef and grilled to death before i can muster up the nerve to eat it….i must have a burger every now and then, but i don’t eat alot of red meat in general…i’m also enemic, but that is another story…
@ Yonnie:
You too? Yesterday, the registrar in my department was pissed off because we didn’t design the registration form the way SHE wanted it because “in my mind, I have it set up a certain way for a purpose”. Nevermind about overall designs we have to adhere to.
And then I had to get the VP of my department to get on a rogue part time teacher’s (some broad with way too much time on her hands) ass for putting out a bootleg ass newsletter in our name (with spelling errors and whatnot) . We had to let her know about violating college policy and copyright infringement and shyt. I was going to do a profile/writeup for her, but she’s in time-out right now. She will respect my gangsta…
LMAO @ Yonnie…
@ Rev…So people actually find a poisonous plant, boil it and eat it?? How do people know to do this?
So i come from a mixed family, black dad adn hispanic mother. my mother was taught to prepare chitlins for my Dad becuase he loved them so much. She is the only mexican woman that I know who can make chitlins like any old black grandmother.
I have to admit it my annual guilty pleasure. I LOVE chitlins but I only eat them once a year.
TRUE STORY: My sister and I were grounded for finishing the last of the chitlins before my Dad came home from work, oh and we got our asses beat too.
ANOTHER TRUE STORY: my Dad ofter thinks hes a comedian and since my mexican mother aloways has tortillas around the house he decided to put chitlins inside of a tortilla with hot sauce and make a chitlin burrito. he claims to have invented this family favorite.
“Okay, why do people say that (not rhetorical)? What makes a pig any nastier than, say a turkey, which bougie Black people eat in order to try to be healthier & say they don’t eat “swine” – Turkey bologna is the bomb, though.”
Dude, have you SEEN a pig? Smelled one? Have you ever watched them eat? Oh man don’t get me started.
Someone asked why pigs started Indian wars. Back in olden times, white people didn’t actually fence in their livestock – they just let the shit run wild. The animals would naturally wander into Indian territory and start eating shit. Pigs, however, were the worst offenders since pigs will literally eat anything and indeed everything.
Hostilities would break out when Indians, tired of pigs chewing up their corn, bean, sqaush and other crops, would slaughter the motherfuckers. Then farmer McWhitey gets pissed off, gets in some Indian’s face, the Indian gives him the business, white people use this as an excuse to murder every Indian in sight, and next thing you know Manhattan’s overpopulated and covered in skyscrapers.
Goddammit.
UMMM Sarah.. Idont care what you say I will continue to ranse (rinse) my meat before cooking it and think that anyone who does not is nasty and unclean.
second you tell your cuzo’s that tropical punch is red where I am from.. we dont even really fuck with regular cherry, now that black cherry with a little lemon juice? FI!!! Spade games can get vicious.. I seen a girl get her ass beat down over reneging!
Vanita… my stomach is dry heaving thanks to your description….I cant take it!!!
A lot of things we eat are somewhat poisonous if not prepared right…
Bluberries come to mind…. esp when picking wild blueberries you hve to make sure they have the crown on them or you will get VERY VERY VERY sick.
second was for Landon..fyi
i ve seens someone back hand their partner for renegging, hillarious…
LOL my cousins that live a little deeper in the hood had a berry tree. They use to go up and pick them all the time and just eat them. I was like what kind of berries are those..”hell,just berries” was the response. I was straight on those also
I have been known to slap a bitch for reneging myself. Especially if I have been drinking that good vodka and got that “S” on my chest!!!!
Knatural, Florida is NOT considered the South! I know it’s south of Georgia, but Florida is an anomaly
Ange30 have you ever heard trina and trickdaddy? that is definitely the south!!! LMAO Trick love the kids!
I LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF GATOR!!!!!!
YUCK!@ CHITLIN BURRITO! somewhere ceasar chavez it turning in his grave
::SCREAMS:::
Florida isnt the south…ummm isnt it at the bottom on the US its south-east lol. I was a floridian for 2 1/2 yrs and they called it the south.
Chitlin Burrito? wtfffff stop ittt
@ Angel:
Sheeyit, Jacksonville (DUVAL!), Tallahasee, the Panhandle, Ocala, Lakeland and the back parts of Tampa are Pure-dee-Country-ass-south. My relatives in South Florida have their country ways too. They can throw down with the best of them…
and you probably want to stay away gelatin based foods like marshmallows as the main incredient in gelatin is “colourless, brittle, nearly tasteless solid substance, extracted from the collagen extracted from the bones, connective tissues, organs, and some intestines of animals such as the domesticated cattle, and horses”, according to the wiki…i had also heard pig bones were also used as a base for gelatin too…just remember that when you reach for the jello mold…
here’s a few more food products that contain gelatin:
Common examples of foods that contain gelatin are gelatin desserts, jelly, trifles, aspic, marshmallows, and confectioneries such as Peeps and gummy bears. Gelatin may be used as a stabilizer, thickener, or texturizer in foods such as ice cream, jams, yogurt, cream cheese, and margarine; it is used, as well, in fat-reduced foods to simulate the mouthfeel of fat and to create volume without adding calories.
Gelatin is used for the clarification of juices, such as apple juice, and of vinegar. Isinglass, from the swim bladders of fish, is still in use as a fining agent for wine and beer. [5] Beside hartshorn jelly, from deer antlers (hence the name “hartshorn”), isinglass was one of the oldest sources of gelatin.
thanks wikipedia…sometimes too much knowledge is dangerous…
i’m done…
Rev I lived in Jax DUVALLLLLL ALLLLL DAYYYYYY LONGGGGGGGGG WOOT WOOT!!!!!
@ landon i know this is sooo late but you killed me with bringing back the dylon chappelle skit. that is like my fav catchphrase of the minute. always a crowd pleaser
Damn you people It’s only 9:30pst and the comments are already close to 300.
Ne and Mrs. Epps,
For one you have to like chitlins, if you don’t then the rest is history. It’s kinda like the first person who thought of wrapping shrimp in a burrito, hell my mom used to put cut up hot dogs in a tortilla too.
Im wishing i had a chitlin burrito right about now
as for berries, we used to pick them right off the group and eat buckets and I mean buckets of them. take them home to mom to put in shakes, smoothies, pancakes and even salads. never got sick. but i did miss school for two weeks getting poinson ivy to get to the berries
noooooooooooooooo i LOVE PEEEEEEPS.
She has to be lying on the peeps. Sweet easter will never be the same.
for all the philly folks, what is the name of that one resturant that has a big NOLA feel too it. its in a strip mall, and kinda off of a major highway? please refresh my memory on the name of that place. i def wanna go back to it when i visit philly again
man i miss my duval folk like shit… they could throw down where ever.. i remember 2 Easters ago…when me and my friend Johnnie went to this party with opur friend and her sessssssyyy ass brother who was in the Army(we dated for a little bit) in a park it was like a car show at the same time.. ppl blastin music getting drunk smoking weed in the park..5-0 wouldnt even roll up in that bitch.. niggas was hard around there…
wow my coonery just came out in that pragragh..**clears throat**
but yea those were the days
I guess we’re not talmbout that travesty of an awards show last night, huh? LOL.
I thought Al Green’s performance was off the chain though.
I’d like to see them sell that at taco bell.
BET Is blocked form my home.
erm from…
yea shrimp in burritos is weird to me but its good though
…as for berries i fuck some berries up sometimes tghey dont even last a day in the house.. i can eat blueberries and strawberries like i drink water. I cant wait til my parents garden is fully in…get some starberries and blueberries and watermelon…and get some fresh salad and ish..
everyone i have talked to said it was the best awards show this year. thats not saying a lot just coming off a writer’s strike though.
Award show? Oh BET Awards.. pass…I havent watched BET since that night we watched Martin that one night. I was at my girlfriend/neighbor’s house aross the yard drinking margaritas shooting the breeze til 10:30 lol…we was saucy walking the dogs lastnight hahah
@ Sarah – “wait… scrapple is good. with some ketchup and scrambled eggs. yum! and its better than spam.
sushi on the other hand… gross! i can be black and NOT like sushi. thanks, but can you cook all the mercury out of my fish?”
Agreed. But sushi itself is not raw – sashimi is. Sushi just refers to the rice, fish & other meat & vegetables combined together. I think it’s unnatural to eat raw food – we had the mental capacity to form fire & then use it on our food a long time ago. Let’s stick with that. Sushi with cooked seafood is delish!
Yes, i watched the Black Entertainment Tragedy Awards Show. It could’ve been much worse though. The worst part was when Lil Wayne brought his whole family up on stage. Everytime Soulja Boy was nominated for an award, I picked up my remote control b/c if he won something – that is where I draw the line.
When Al Green performed, I turned up the TV and danced. It was great. I also really enjoyed Alicia Keys with En Vouge et al.
@ Sarah:
Hell nawl!
Usher’s performance was the epitome of fail. He needs to really stop depending on Tameka for career advice…
Rick Ross performed with no undershirt
DL Hugley started off bad and was even worse as the show went on
Cuba Gooding made a retarded joke about Ice Cube
Debra Leevil looked angry as usual
I liked the Alicia/SWV/En Vogue/T_C (RIP Left Eye) performance
During the Al Green tribute, the producers referred to “Gritsgate” as “a life changing experience”
Puffy needs to drink a tall glass of STFU
A Milli by Weezy is my guilty pleasure though
T-Pain was in damn near every performance
Need I go on?
@ Kortni Ayo & Angry IV – what’s wrong with bread pudding? That stuff is delish, especially with ice cream & caramel syrup drizzled on top. You guys don’t like banana pudding either?
DL Hughley introduced Marvin Sapp (gospel singer) as Warren Sapp (football player) right before his performance. I’m not an NFL fan, but i was like…uuuummmm….but I thought… So I had to look up Warren Sapp on the google. Then I looked up Warren Sapp gospel singer – and found DL’s mistake. Don’t they have teleprompters?
I like to call them feeks.
@ Landon “At the Den they have a dish called Harlem Sushi Rolls:
Its Fried chiken tenders rolled in waffles cut like a california roll with a maple syrup butter umm hmm m”
Heellll naw! Niggaz
We supoort Jay-Z. Post is officially dead to me
bread, rice, banana pudding is the shit
yonnie you know BET to cheap to have teleprompters..they wing it! haha
“At the Den they have a dish called Harlem Sushi Rolls:
Its Fried chiken tenders rolled in waffles cut like a california roll with a maple syrup butter umm hmm m”
What in the Sam hill?
I didn’t even read the post, I just looked at the pictures and I am pretty sure I am going to puke. Ughh!
Yonnie:
NOW you LYING…. YOU CANT DANCE!!!! you got two left feet
@ Landon “At the Den they have a dish called Harlem Sushi Rolls:
Its Fried chiken tenders rolled in waffles cut like a california roll with a maple syrup butter umm hmm m”
Heellll naw! Niggaz
wow thats a def twist to chicken and waffles.
Good to see my picture is finally featured!
That aside, I hate anything to do with pigs. I hate when people are like “OMG but baby pigs are sooooo cute!”
Charlotte’s Web is not a fucking documentary, asshats.
I’m glad I’m Muslim, because even if I wasn’t, I wouldn’t anything to do with those animals.
@ rev… I thought Madea named it Gritball…
FUCK YOU LANDON!! I was home alone. Its kinda like singing in the shower (or the car). I dance like Janet Jackson and I sound like Jill Scott!
Yonnie:
Dont you mean Freddie Jackson?
yucky
Yonnie you can’t dance?
lol@ Landon thats fucked up…when he knows good and damn well he dance likes PeeWee Herman….right Yonnie
i got your back girl!
chaoticdiva:
you just ignoring me now huh
On hot 97 this morning they Said T-boz sounded like Louie Amstrong… lol
They also said WV should be ashamed of themsleves… they are about 5-7 years younger than En Vouge but SWV looked like some Crisco eating mofos while Envogue came out looking GOOD
RE: firebombing Viacom. I didn’t watch the BET Awards, but I’ve been
surfing the gossip blogsworking all morning, and peeked a few of the red carper photos. Now, generally speaking, if your thighs are covered in cellulite – are shorty short shorts a good idea? And if you have massive breasts, is a bra really optional? How many animals had to die for those weaves? Who let T-Pain out in public? *back to the comments*When i was in St. Croix with Yonnie
She kept doing the Two step on a three count
First call me hood, gangster or whatever but I am feeling the little wayne cd. Also the award show was pretty good to me. And whats the deal about soulja boy? I mean he is 17 at 17 I had the same juvenile sense of humor and he is doing the music I would expect from a 17 year old boy from the hood but flo rida is a grown ass man so fuck that. and what the fuck is up with T Paine? I mean granted he has put out some bangers but can we say overkill? Hell Yeah I support Jay z have you heard REasonable doubt, The bluprint the black album and American gangster? That shit is epic!!!
okay I got caught up.. I have to keep it bottled up that when the hood is released its hard to contain it….
AWWW Yonnie your feet are backwards hun?
Yo peewee Herman use to get down… who remembers that Laurence Fishburn was the mailman on the orginal Peewee play house?
Knatural (04:28:46) :
Oh, in high school I witnessed a dude putting Hot Sauce and cheese (American cheese) on chitterlings and lapping it up like it was honey-flavored cooch. His colon is probably still recovering.
Knatural (04:28:46) :
Honey-flavored cooch? *crying*
@ Landon…I have to be to work at 2…I’m like halfway watching a movie while getting ready. Just got my comcast hooked up?
Landon
When i was in St. Croix with Yonnie
She kept doing the Two step on a three count
LMAO!!! Sorry Yonnie but that was funny
lmaoo http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/72/Cowboycurtis.jpg/180px-Cowboycurtis.jpg
cowboy curtis with the soul glo….lmaoooooooooooooooo
bet and fox have no place in my home…
Shay dont feel bad i love lil wayne.. dont hate!!!!!! My friend said she watched the awards and said the Chris Brown and Ciara performance was hot.
LMAOOOOO @ that pic Ne omgggggggggggggggggggggg…im dying…..fuck it im leaving work early…
BTW – I stayed in TN for a minute when I was in college. In the same apartment complex there’s blacks making chitterlings and Koreans making kimchee (sp?) There could have been a dead body rotting in the basement and no one would know
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH @Merri Lee. Yes. Honey-flavored.
Cowboy Curtis. Stop. Please, stop.
Shay-D-lady:
i have video of Yonnnie dancing if you wanna see it
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
its about 30 seconds in!
I know we were particularly talking about “slave” & “soul” food here, but since it ventured off into other gross foods I have to ask – Is anyone else grossed out by eggs? Even though it hasn’t been fertilized & the baby’s not inside, it’s basically the amniotic fluid & placenta.
http://www.ext.vt.edu/resources/4h/virtualfarm/poultry/poultry_eggparts.html
*Sigh* Best friend, I’m sure I will be thrown out of any respected black circles I’m a part of, but if I was caught on the wrong night, Weezy F. Baby might be able to get it. That well-done cockroach looks like he smells like ball sweat, pork rinds and barbershop, but I looooove his swagger. Dammit, maybe I do need to go back and reread the aside on black women, HAHAHA.
@ stuffgirlslike – chicken throat????
I ♥♥ landon
I loved that episode. lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Yonnie he is eating you up right now. Say it ain’t so!
Yeah, Soulja Boy is just a damn kid. People expect him to be some sort of intellectual or concious rapper at 17? Please…I know there are intelligent teenagers out there, but many of them are knuckleheads, so whatever…
Oh yeah, I forgot about Keylolo’s ‘performance’. Lay off the blunts and weed sugartits…And Lil Kim looked like an elderly asian woman with all that mutilation to her face.
Chris Brown and Ciara practically fucking on stage with Rihanna fivehead looking on in the audience was amusing to me too
@ Poetic_Daydreamer – “I can’t believe you left tripe and forest animals [like rabbits and deer] off the list….”
What?! Thumper & Bambi are good!
Doc – for shame *wags finger* Lil Wayne EWWWWWWWWWW He looks like a shaven, tattooed muppet.
lmaoo doc.
Lil weezy doesn’t do it for me. I will admit that he is a clever little midget!
I said awhile a go (4 years) that juelz santana could get it. I met him and he bit, and I ran. I just couldn’t do it.
Landon i hate you soooo much i love that episode.. i do that dance to be funny when me and my man are drinking it cracks him up everytime!!!!!!
FUCK YOU FOR THAT VIDEO!!!
BESTTTTTTFRIENNND GIRRRRLLLL lil wayne could get it even thought he look like a cruchy black crisp grimlin but is swagger is sickkkkkkk i love himmmmm and his new cd is tha shiiit i got all his cd’s…im sorry ya’ll but lil Chris Brown can get it too after my friend sent me the Take you Down video on youtube… You know Rihanna be getting dug out like shit from the moves i just witnessed…phew got me all flustered ahahha
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NLRE8z94VbU
Later balck people.
I gots to go get my hair did! lol
Ciara was hot! What she did in those 5in. stilettos was crazy. But why did BET give Keyshia Cole’s ghetto-ass family so much airtime? Do better BET.
Rev Leon-Chris Brown and Ciara practically fucking on stage with Rihanna fivehead looking on in the audience was amusing to me too
rotten in hel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!l..you got me over here doing my goofy ass laugh right now that i never do outside the house omgggg ahhahaha my ribs are hurting..i need a break
DAMN! CB can get it though…..smh.
**Black
@ Rev – “Mahi Mahi isn’t Dolphin like Flipper or Shamu…It’s a fish with a ray-fin, so it looks similar to a dolphin, but it isn’t a true, mammal dolphin with a blowhole.
Whew…”
Thanks for the info – I looked it up & you are right. Not a porpoise, no blowhole, not a mammal. Just ray-finned. They are called dolphin-fish, but now I don’t know why!
@ Rev – & Shamoo is a WHALE!
i hate landon right now. i can’t believe he put me on blast like that.
i am not THAT bad. Elaine. C’mon. I was born and lived in utah for my 1st 8 years – so I’m a little rhythmically challenged. but I got the 2 step DOWN Landon!! And dancing to Al Green is a lot different than dancing to Kanye. I got my old folks dances down too. Man – fuck ya’ll!!
LANDON’S ONLY 5’8!
Sorry, “Shamu” is a whale
yea Knat..thats what im saying…im like damn she got those stilettos on doing all that sexiness..whoooooooaaaaaa yes ma’am!!! H-O-T….is it me or does Rihanna’s hair keeps getting shorter and shorter…next time we see her she’ll be blad lol
@ Landon – cleaning chiken with lemon juice or vinegar? Never heard of such a thing. What’s that supposed to do?
ahhaahah Lnadon is 5’8 i knew it..cuz he doesnt look that tall to me actually…when he said 6’2 im like uh in platforms?
No, Shamu is a dolphin. Orcas (pandas of the sea) are part of the dolphin family.
Rihanna’s voice annoys me. Why is she famous? Oh yeah, she pretty. Did you see that pelvic move Chris Brown did on the floor???
Shamu is an Orca, and Orcas are dolphins*. Big ass dolphins, but dolphins.
*all those field trips to Sea World when I was in elementary school in San Diego paid off!
Knat yesssssssss i saw the pelvic move on the floor…more reason he could getttttt iiiitttttttttttt!!!! i like seriously rewind play rewind played that part atleast 4 times and shook my head…mmmmmmmmmmhhhhmmmmm
Shamu sigh…i still have my stuff from when my parents took me to Sea World
5’8? *frown*
LOL
Whoa.. I went on Lunch to buy some AMAZING Oxtails from an AMAZING Caribbean joint here in ATL and I see we’ve gone from feet, gross foods, what’s really considered the south, to the BET awards.
1) I don’t do country food. My fam is from Bermuda and we do make some weird shit, but not country. My bonus daddy is from South Carolina and I love him so much I let him feed me smoked barbecue turkey necks. *delicious*
2) Blood pudding.. kill me now
3) I’m from Florida and north FL is like Lower Alabama. Jacksonville…. is in a class (or lack of) by itself. No offense to Duval people. But going to school in Tallahassee has completely killed my desire to ever hear “DDDDUUUUUVAAAAAAALLLLL” AGAIN! But south Florida is like Cuba.
4) I have been boycotting BET for about 4 years now. I caught the show at Cafe Circa last night on mute thank God. The only cool thing was seeing Jill Scott, seeing Anthony Hamilton not looking like a homeless man, and seeing Maxwell (damn!) Oh! And the cool water effects during the Ciara/CB performance. (And when they cut to Rhianna’s face as Ciara straddled Chris)
*goes back to killin her Oxtails*
btw for the record Rev Leon A Milli by lil wayne is sickkkkk.. i love that shit.
Oxtail and curry goat=lovely yummy goodness
i frowned my face up when i was offered it but said fuck it and ate it..ever since i’ve been hooked to the stuff and ofcourse the rice and pea(beans and rice).
JG:
Did you go to Kool Runnings on Memorial by any chance? Great oxtails there…
JG – What amazing carribean place? you must’ve been on memorial drive.
jinx…lol
Oh.My.God. Yes, Maxwell! Where in the bloody hell has he been? Loser. Anthony Hamilton had on tight, sheeny pants and tic-tac shoes. I said the same thing, that he finally shaved those stray clumps of facial hair and no longer looks homeless. Jill Scott was radiant as usual. Alicia Keys brought out SWV (who sucked) and En Vogue (including Dawn!). Jennifer Hudson wore a dress that made her look like a giant piece of sausage. And D.L. Hughley told the same dumbass jokes. It was a good show.
JG* – I hate Jacksonville too, I have family there. It’s some kind of strange blackhole that just sucks you dry. I hate the south, sorry, I need reliable public transportation and cold weather.
I’m sorry but the thought of anyone giving Lil’ Wayne the buisness actually made me throw up in my mouth a lil bit.
That being said… he may not be ‘deep’ but he can freestyle his i’gnent azz off.
Kool runnings is tasty!!! I went to Island Cafe on Memorial… Holy ham and cheese BATMAN! So good. And I got a beef patty and some Coco Bread for later.
Jacksonville… oh Jacksonville. Like a big ass city where people talk like they are from the bayous of Lousianna.
I’m afraid to leave the south. It is in my blood to stay near hot weather and pretty water.
Oh! And I about died when T-paine came out. It was like the FL allstars. All that was missing was “my lil whoa” Plies, and the throwbacks like Luke, Trina, and Trick Daddy… I think a part of my soul died during that show.
And for Best Collaborations we were like “watch T-paine is in 3 of these” WRONG… 4 out of 5… Sheesh
yea knat.. i hated living there…i wen tto UNF for the freshman and sophmore yr and then moved back home..i lived all over jax..i lived in north jax in the ghetto to across the street from jax un to oragne park.. i loved orange park!! but the ppl were cool as hell though…if i would move to florida again it would be further south like Boca Raton its nice there!!! the transportation in jax is horrible…you need a car foreal because the buses down there come every like 1 and 1/2 it sucks…lucky for me i had a car.. the heat was great expect when i had a crappy car that would break down every 5 mins during summer when it was 105 out all black 97 eclipse leather seats too YUCK…then i got a new car so ti was all good…. i hate cold weather with a passion.. i rather be hot than cold.i dont care for snow anymore.. its pretty until you have to shovel it up…blah
im out early gonna bake a birthday cake for tmrw.. adios mis amigos!
But Kortni…he’s the Pussy Monster!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_-7fRUxqls (earphones please)
Tell me that didn’t make all y’all moisty! LMAO
Landon – what’s up baby? You quiet. Wanna buy a vowel?
Yonnie, he’s in hiding, you revealed his secret that he’s a Short Short Man! ;-p
one last thought whats up with Nelly’s come back… WACKKK.. who comes out with a song about stepping on Jordans… NIgggaaaa go back to being ghost with your girl ashanti even thought i like her new single hahah that is alll!
the end……
Bestfriend..i hate you for that video..thats my joint too…i gotta go..i hate you!!!
Now you got me responding on me cell phone yonnie you know damn well I am over 6 feet!!! If I was shorter than 6 feet means I am shorter than mama T which I am not! Don’t start rumors don’t. Be mad because I freaked you on the dance floor at sugar bar in St Croix! U haven’t been 5 10 since 1996! I just have to make sure I stay around 205 pounds not thick not skinny just right! So now go take a dance lesson!
Doc – unfortuantely, no, that Lil Wayne video did nothing for me. I hoped it would. And I only listened, I didn’t watch. Oh well…
I hope she makes me eat my words my word is pussy!!! ahahha
im a pussy monster…im the hurricane son i make it rain with my hurricane tounge…
fuck you bestie!..ok really gone this time!!~!
Thank you SO MUCH for this post. I really cannot fathom how Black people can continue to eat all that nastiness when there are options that aren’t, you know, pig’s insides.
I tell my family all the time, “You know this was the shit we ate when we HAD NO CHOICE, right?”
You’re free, bitches. Leave that shit on the plantation.
I hope she makes me eat my words my word is pussy!!! ahahha
im a pussy monster…im the hurricane son i make it rain with my hurricane tounge…
fuck you bestie!..ok really gone this time!!~!
I saw some of the BET Awards and all I have to say is T-Pain+ Lil Wayne= the opposite of sex, manhood and beauty. And with that, I am now off to find Maxwell and lock up up in love fa’ days. I swear, I will bear that man seven children named for the principles of Kwanzaa if he wants me to.
Lil wayne does have that I lay it down swagger and them abs and that there um pelvic cut is normally a key indicator of dickem down ability ….but ur uh I dont think I could get pass the face tattoo’s….
Landon you are a fool for that video but I am straight on Plies I mean he slick got down syndrome and how many remixes of “buss it baby” can you make?
Sorry Doc…. I tried… but I threw up in my mouth again.
Shabooty: any1 have any dead prostitute, straight off the meat hook? mm delish
=)
jk
Thanks Shabooty. I REALLY did not need the imagery and now I lost my appetite. **dry heaves**
ST -If I ever meet a child named Kujichagulia (sp?), I will hunt you down and whoop yo’ ass.
Dave Chappelle and Mos Def talking about slave food (kinda)
they’re so high
I’m sorry, but between hog maws, Lil Wayne, and Jacksonville, FL, this is the most disgusting post ever! I need some Maalox.
Figure 5 looks like it was choreographed by Bob Fosse.
LOL @ ST
I caught the awards, they were a bit better than I thought they would be. The beginning of the show was trash, including Usher. Frankie, Keyshia Cole’s mom, can’t read. Effie, Neffie whateva, was getting mad at her when the camera cut to them.
Neyo picked up the show with his peformance and he brought out the Jabberwockies (sp) which was hot!
Then Alicia was great too! SWV looked washed up and fat and they put them in the most unflattering outfits. I still LOVE en vogue! TLC were just okay, but nobody every said they were singers.
Chris Brown (who could definitely get the business with his young ass) and Ciara were good. TAKE ME DOWN CHRIS!
I love Jeezy’s song.
Lil Wayne couldn’t touch me with a 10-footer.
T-Pain was everywhere. He’s so unattractive.
So, my friends and I play this game called would you rather. And it always goes back to sex. The biggest discussion: Who would you rather fuck T-Pain or E40? Thoughts?
I go out to run an errand for the “MAN”
I come back to slander… 5’8 MY MOM Is 5’8… my dad is 5’11 and i am taller than the both of them… My brother is about 6’3…
The only misleading thing in my pictures is that all my friends are tall. my friends average about 6’2 -6’3…
DOC – She’s just mad because she got her put WHOPPED IN the CHICKEN FIGHT COntest… her and her partner were too short to compete in the water… ahhhh so sad…
Oh and Maxwell…i’m sure he’s been coked out these past few years and was probably high last night, but he could get it too!
Knatural (18:20:55) :
ST -If I ever meet a child named Kujichagulia (sp?), I will hunt you down and whoop yo’ ass.
knatural – I was thinking the exact same thing!
I can’t stand Jacksonville either. But I hated living in Tampa/St. Pete with the fire of 1,000 suns. Nice beaches, great place to visit, but Tampa was so damn…lame. And St. Pete had some of the most slave mentality having-kneegrows and oreo whitewashed kneegrows I’ve ever dealt with. And the area just looked decrepit and trashy in many areas. How many trailer parks do you really need. And the YT folks looked like rancid beef jerky.
If I had to go back to Florida, it would be O-Town or Ft. Lauderdale/West Palm.
Bailey Blues (18:26:44) : So, my friends and I play this game called would you rather. And it always goes back to sex. The biggest discussion: Who would you rather fuck T-Pain or E40? Thoughts?
E-40. His tounge moves faster.
Was that TMI? Sorry.
LMAO@Knat. Fine then, more Weezy for me! (I disgust my own fucking self).
Landon – “The only misleading thing in my pictures is that all my friends are tall. my friends average about 6′2 -6′3″
Um… soooooo is my invite in the mail for the next get together with you and your friends?!
Bailey! I said the same thing about Maxwell last night. Cocaine is a helluva drug. Why did he walk out on stage like that, all confused? I hate T-Pain. He looks like the missing link in a top hat. But to answer your question Bailey, I choose celibacy.
@ rev big ups wpb! that’s the area i grew up in wpb/riviera beach. but i have to disagree. i hope that i NEVER have to go back to wpb again.
@ bailey that’s a tough ? e40 looks like a world of no, whereas tpain is aiight until he tries to take off those sunglasses…man i can’t even begin to answer that one
“I can’t really imagine what eating chicken feet must be like. They can’t have much meat on them, there are claws in the way, and their ‘W’ shape would seem to make for difficult handling mechanics.”
I admit, I tried chicken feet before. *slumps shoulders*. From what I remember, it doesn’t have much meat on them and they taste…well like chicken. I remember sword fighting with them with my sister. Fun times. Hey, I was young and just ate what someone put in front of me. All the other s!@# I never heard of. Just when I think there is nothing else you can eat off of a pig, someone thinks up something else. Yuck. I also consider cow foot and tripe slave foods. DOUBLE yuck. The worst tasting things I have ever had in my life (that and okra). Well, I hope oxtail is not considered a slave food, cuz I’s sure as hell aint givin’ that up. No suh.
To tnt
Well clearly looks weren’t a factor in that question anyway…
WEll i am throwing a party in DC in two weeks and I am throwing a party in NYC on July 3rd… your welcome to come… I told Chris for the party in DC i will have SBPH table… with Nicca bottles (Hennessey only so i can get yall acting a fool)…
i am convinced certain liquors interact with the DNA of certain cultures differently. Hennessey does something to Black folks, just as SCoth and burbon to white folks and RUM to latinos… I am convined Hennessey and OE could be held liable for at least 25-30% of the african americans in jails right now…
@DOC- so when can i make an appointment, i need ahem a check up
****Confession Time****
So what is the most Ig’nent thing that you eat when no one is watching?
I discovered Ramen Noodles about three years ago. I sneak and eat them with Lawry’s. My husband won’t touch me for days if he finds out.
THE SIMPLE FACT YOU GUYS MIGHT EVEN SLEEP WITH THESE GUYS MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT YALL TASTE (PHYSICALLY) IN MEN…
AND PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT A MAN WITH MONEY GETS A SECOND LOOK!!!
FOR ME TO MESS WITH AN UGLY WOMAN SHE WOULD HAVE TO BE SUPER RICH SCRATCH THAT WEALTHY!!!! AND BUYING ME SHIT OFF JUMP STREET….
I AM TALKING CONDOS, VACAYS TO BORA BORA, CUSTOM MADE SUITS FROM HONG KONG….
SO DISSAPOINTED IN YALL SO DISSAPOINTED…
@eighth
ok taking away looks, e40…he a big man, he look like he could lay it down. so ill put my money on him just hope he doesn’t have man boobs. that’s a deal breaker
I dont think it was so much about either of them having money as it was, here are two uggo’s….now make a choice.
Now whether I went with the lesser of two uggo’s…Im not sure.
Boobs ARE a deal breaker, agreed.
Well then I guess it would be T-Pain…excuse me while I go purge at the very thought.
@landon whatev!
like my aunt says a “stiff di*k aint got a conscious and neither do a wet pu*sy”
and the question obvs implies that the chick would be in a despearte situation and would have no choice.
not like any of us would just run up on em and be like “here you can get it”
o i so misspelled desperate
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ Merri Lee, I’m serious. If I meet or hear of a child by that name, I may have to hurt ST. I just may.
Deesigner – my ig’nant food confession: I put syrup on crabcakes/salmoncakes. It’s good. I don’t care.
LOL I lived on Ramen noodles in college…between e40 and Lil Wayne.. wayne hands down I dont do big boys..sorry and then he has a thick tongue and sounds like he will slob on you at random….LOL @ whowever wrote Take me down Chris
LOL certain liquors do.. I tell you that good vodka puts an “s” on my chest I think i am invincible!
Nah Shay-d, it was between E-40 and T-Pain. What’s your choice now?
8th Wonder (18:30:45) :
Bailey Blues (18:26:44) : So, my friends and I play this game called would you rather. And it always goes back to sex.
The version I know is called “Death is Not an Option.” No matter how bad the choices are, you MUST choose. So…Ne-Yo or Sam Cassell? LOL
@Bailey you never answered the question that you posed to all of us.
@merri you gotta answer one question before you start another, but ill bite. sam cassell, only bec i heard neyo plays for the other team
I DIED at “Death is not an option”…That’s real.
Ne-Yo. All day.
Sam Cassell looks like a plate of whoa with a side of hell no.
I just did a baby barf after reading this, THANKS Chris!
@MERRIE LEE
The version I know is called “Death is Not an Option.” No matter how bad the choices are, you MUST choose. So…Ne-Yo or Sam Cassell? LOL
EVEN the thought of one of you ladies messing with these dudes makes me throw up in my mouth…
so dissapointed…
DOC where you at?
P.S.: I hate when people call Ramen noodles ‘Roman’ noodles. Where’d the O come from? And when people pronounce the L in ‘salmon’. Stop.
Merri Lee – I hate you, but I choose Ne-Yo, even though he may not choose me
Choose: Jay-Z or Craig Mack?
i would love to see doc, st, or knat’s participate in this game
Ok Landon, got one for you.
Mo’Nique or Star Jones (Pre or Post surgery, your choice)
@ Knatural
Jigga, the man’s swag is overwhelming.
Deesigner – I used to eat Ramen noodles…like straight out the pack without boiling/cooking them. To me it was just like those crispy noodles you get from the Chinese place, LOL. My friends would give me the biggest looks of disgust and thinking back I really don’t blame them.
eww! T pain or E-40??? I was gonna say T-Pain but that pic Knat posted keeps poppin in my head…so I say neither, and I needed it that bad Im sure an inanimate object would do.
@Knat, LMBAO, my gram eats syrup with salmon cakes, and biscuits. Don’t tell Jack and Jill.
I have no idea who E-40 or T-pain are so ima go with T-Pain. E-40 sounds ugly.
Sam Cassell seems as if he might be more…grateful.
Ok.
KRS-1 or Craig Mack? CHOOSE!
K Nat – Jay-Z, Gotta love those lips.
OMG, and NEITHER KRS-1 NOR Craig Mack. Inanimate object for me please.
@ LANDON: THE WHOLE POINT IS TO PICK UGLY DUDES WHO YOU WOULD NEVER TOUCH. IT’S A GAME. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
Knatural, Why you keep bring Craig into this??
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Sigh…I cant believe I’m bout to say this….
But Craig Mack. I’d have to punch KRS-1 in his supernova of a nose for talking too much.
Landon – hush up! It’s all in fun, even ugly trolls need somebody to lub them too! LMAO.
Cool, if all your tall friends are there, I’m down for the DC party…y’all just gotta promise not to hold me accountable for conducting drunken “physical examinations”.
@knat
dang i guess…craig mack as long as he doesn’t try to kiss me
Too many posts to skim through….
did anyone from the South comment on this? I am told I think “Im too good” to eat fucking intestines. HELL yea Im too good.
I had to go to a “Chitlin Strut” to campaign for someone, I thought I would DIE. I could smell it miles before we got there. Yes I said CHITLIN STRUT. There are Chitlin festivals in SC.
(totally embarassed)
@esquire you get a for ever having to endure that. dang.
omg…Craig Mack…Im dry heaving…
Rick Ross or Flava Flaaaaaaaaav?
http://www.chitlinstrut.com/
I was not kidding.
rick ross…i like big men what can i say
t-pain with his dreads in a ponytail. e-40 is big and those lil glasses creep me out!
jay-z
neyo…sam cassall is beyond disgusting!!!
8th Wonder —
Your talking to a guy who is going to have a weight / dress size limit in his Pre-nup (of course it depends on how many children….
i dont go by weight purely because i like athletic women and muscle weighs more than fat… but FAT in general of that size will not be tolerated. My Dick would just SHRINK as if i jumped into ICE COLD Water… that is one thing i would say is a plus in this situation… IF MY DICK CANT Get HARD I CANT HAVE SEX>… where as the UGLY DREAM TEAM can just put some Lube on yall and go to work…
so just to answer your question i would throw a twinkie on the GROUND and let them fight over it as i make a break for the window.
Whats a Chitlin Strut? Like a BBQ of just chitlins?? Please say it aint so…
I aspire to be the chitlin queen
dang landon…just dang
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA …you ladies are so shallow.
Damn you Doc – Rick Ross, he’s the biggest boss that I’ve seen thus far.
Flavor Flav (spell it right!) looks like a California Raisin.
OMG!!! There is a pagent and a talent show…
I cant believe that mess at all. smh… I learn something new everyday from this blog…
Deesigner, for all that is sacred, choose E-40. I doubt you want an ugly cabbage patch dool on top of you.
Doc: I used to eat the Cup O’ Noodles raw myself. Can’t even lie on that. It’s about the crunch.
Re: ginnup
I’m going to look for you but the Korean store should have them out now.
Jay-Z> Craig Mack
For the guys: Amy Winehouse or Khia?
For the girls: Flava Flav or Greg Oden?
@ Esquire:
Chitlin Strut?
Thank you for making me add to my list of “Things I hate about South Carolina”
Um… can we talk about ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT people who ‘could get it?’ Lil Wayne and T-Pain make me want to say:
U-G-L-Y! You aint got no alibi! You ugly! what? what? You UG-Laaayyy!
(Am I the only one that remembers that?)
African American fine-ness at its best:
Tyson Beckford, Boris Kojoe, Ibris, Nelly, TJ Holmes, Henry Simmons, Shemar Moore, Morris Chessnut, Brice from Groove Theory, Maxwell, Damien Marley, Mos Def, Will Smith, Hill Harper, Larenz Tate… you know… people like that!
I am obssessed with this TV show called “Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern” and this crazy mofo will travel across the world to eat ANYTHING! The nastiest thing that I saw him eat once was a dish made by Aboriginal folks who lived in the countrysides of China and ate cold raw pickled pork that had been fermenting on a shelf for two weeks prior to being consumed. Then once it’s served, it’s covered in ice because I guess that’s supposed to enhance the “flavor”. Ugh.
I don’t understand why some bougie blacks (like some in my family) continue to cook this crappy slave food when they can afford to eat better and healthier stuff. I’m talking about people who own their own homes, drive nice cars and make decent salaries and have multiple degrees still feel the need to buy and cook this crap up at holiday dinners because they’re (I’m guessing) afraid of being called “bougie” if they did otherwise. Whatevs!
Landon, humor me and answer the question, whether you like biggun’s or not. But I did have a hearty laugh at the twinkie comment.
I discovered Ramen Noodles about three years ago. I sneak and eat them with Lawry’s
Not Lawry’s…..Wait, let me guess, you one of those black folks with nothing wrong with them so you’re trying to jump start your blood pressure to new highs. Chile, that ish is salty enough without you putting more salt on it.
Damn Landon. I would say something equally as insulting, but I’m better than you.
KORTNI! – yes. brice from Groove Theory! But why is Mos Def’s mumbling ass on that list?
Why does Greg Oden look 60 years old? I knew he got drafted. And I damn sho thought his old ass retired. Come to find out, he was just injured. But def him over Flava. At least Oden has a body.
And stop hatin on SC. We have the Confederate Flag, Troopers who literally ran over about 85 black men last year ON VIDEO, a very active Klan, and Chitlin struts. What is there NOT to love?
M-A-M-A ask me how you got that way yo MAMA! what? what? Yo MAMA!
D-A-D-D-Y do you even know that guy? Yo Daddy! what? what? Yo Daddy!
Is it me or does Sam Cassell look like Jiminy Cricket?
He seems intelligent. And he’s funny.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA @ For the guys: Amy Winehouse or Khia?
CHOOOOOOOOSE!
@sue lawrey’s is the gospel! I dont care how HIGH my pressure gets, I just can’t leave it alone. It’s like crack.
I cosign with Esqure re:greg oden. She covered all the bases, there isn’t anything left to say.
Not even reading the comments…
y’all are nasty! & i know the english are know to eat some feral food but…
why would anyone eat something called a ‘hog maw’….
no… just no…
and i am not english…
& chicken feet scratch shit all day long…
not putting it anywhere near my mouth…
mind you i do like kidneys and livers…
but not orifices, tubes and tongues or feet…
or for that matter reproductive parts…
never…
if you are ever in london and love this stuff visit st johns restaurant based at smithfield meat market…. here’s the menu…
http://www.stjohnrestaurant.com/menus/
it’s good if you know what you are ordering… roasts (baked meat to you lot) is amazing… they do chitterlings…!
Mos Def? When he played that retarded man in 16 blocks it was a little TOO REAL. I mean, gave that man a mic and put a bag over his ugly head.
Literally cried out as if I’d been shot when I read Jimminy Cricket, LMAO
Kortini Ayo — interesting list… you for got me and couple of the guys on the blog but mistakes happen, lol…
tyson beckford (BI), boris Kojoe (a real cool dude in person), TJ Holmes???, henry simmons, shemor moore (short), morris chestnut (surprisingly only about 5’9″ maybe 5″10, Brice (beat ol girl), Maxwell BU and coked out), Damien Marley (um did you see what happened to Lauren HIll)???, MOs def (5’9″) , hill harper 5’7, larenze tate 5’7, Will SMith (Cool and makes 20 mil a movie aparently him and Jada be into some freaky swinger shit…
WOmen:
ah Halle (crazy so what), Gabby Union (ahhhhh gabby), Rosairo Dawson, Alicia Keys, melinda Williams, Alyson Felix (200m olympic team, i love athletic women “”how you DOING DOC”, Angleina Jolie (Token, never been with one), Pam Grier (old timers picks) and her daughter sally richardson (at the same time BONUS POINTS), The girl from City High Claudette Ortiz the list goes on.
I don’t even stop in South Crack. I keep it moving till I get to NC.
Rick Ross or Flava Flaaaaaaaaav?
I pick suicide…..no really I’d kill myself!
@ Sue
Jiminy Cricket tho?!?! LMBO! I almost choked on this water…
IMMMMM BACCCKKKKK…UMM EWW WHO MENTIONED CRAIG MACK???
No, not Mos! I’ve met him in person. The man is foine, he’s tall, and he glows.
Leave Mo baby alone.
It’s bad luck to crush a cricket, but for Sam Cassell, I’d make an exception.
EWW RICK ROSS OR FLAVOR FLAVA? FUCK YOU NEGROS ON??
@ 8th Wonder, I would have to say Star Jones, at least we could have an intelligent conversation about the right to bare arms and posibility of the next president ushering two to three new supreme court justices.
NO man will lie when it comes to just fucking or at least for the first couple of times with that person its about the looks and swagger…. but after lets say 10 times plus i need to have an intelligent conversation and you can say YOU KNOW WAHT I MEAN and fittin’ more then 2 times during a 48 hours duration.
Landon.
Answer the damn question. Sheesh.
You cant say i mean! YOU KNOW WAHT I MEAN and fittin’ more then 2 times during a 48 hours duration.
I didn’t have the time to read most of the comments but from the skimming it seems most of y’all are “BOO-GEE” co-signers. (Half kidding of course).
I myself used to be a CHITTLIN connoisseur (being that I am originally from Louisiana) but I had to give it up the first time I saw them cooked and subsequently found out what they were. I have a weak stomach so I would try to eat it and think about what it was and it didn’t work. With the exception of a piece of bacon here and there, I no longer eat pork anyway but I’m not judgemental of those who do. It’s kind of what they do in Louisiana. IDK… They have a big ol section for chittlins in Albertsons (or the Piggly Wiggly or what have you) and I see just as many white people with tubs and buckets.
But chicken feet? What the hell?
Esquire, not only does Oden look like he’s 60 years old, but he looks like he should be existing in 1860 (Not to be mean but since we’re on the subject of slave food and such…). But agreed I’d still have to go with him over Flav.
Oh and I HATE you for introducing me to the world of the Chitlin Strut. Lawd! Do the pageant contestants have platforms? “The Anus…to remove or leave in for spiciness?” “E. coli and salmonella – mythical fairy tales created by the white devil to keep us away from the juicy goodness that is the pig ass”
Oh Landon, ONLY 10 times before an intelligent conversation needs to be had?
Man, you’re being so very hard on the woman, at least give her 15 bones first.
Okay to answer.. Tpain would win out over E40 he is big and he is one of those “psuedo intellectuals” and can I buy you a drank was extra bumpin!
Whoever the other person was opposite KRS 1 I would chose them for the same reason does he ever shut the fuck up? what is his deal…..
Say what you want but Jay z has that big D swagger and then those lips I would let him have a whole lot of it!!!! And although sam cassell is ugly he did help my man Hakeem get some rings before he left and i would have to take man boobs (rick ross) over black spike from the gremlins.
deesigner —
I SAID STAR JONES>.. if GAY A$$ AL REyonalds could muster up the ability to have sex with her, i would have to think a straight man such as my self should be able to do the same.
I woudl have to go Khia over Amywinehouse (amy does needles, needles might mean HIV)… plus Khia licks everything she a freak…
“I was growing up – in Orlando – they used to sell pickled pig feet off the ice cream truck – in that big jar with the pink liquid. Right along with the eggs and hot sausages. EEEEWWWW!!!”
Yes yes, Yonnie3k… They did this in Louisiana as well and also at the little corner “stands”.
sorry L-Dawg. My computer is Slllooooowwwww.
I’m standing by the mighty mos… and yeah the guys are short… I wanted Landon to feel comfortable. hehehe.
TJ Holmes is the FIIIIINE dude from CNN.
WOmen:
ah Halle (crazy so what) – and has sworn off u blackies like SBPH, Gabby Union (ahhhhh gabby) round the way ho, Rosairo Dawson (love her), Alicia Keys (she broke up Swizz happy home), melinda Williams (marrying D-nice – no chance!, plus got dogged by whuts his name), Alyson Felix (200m olympic team, i love athletic women “”how you DOING DOC”, Angleina Jolie (Token, never been with one) – never seen her with a black guy/girl… BI, but LADIES… Brad Pitt was with Robin Givins (like livin in her house and all) , Pam Grier (old timers picks) – um…? why her? and her daughter sally richardson (at the same time BONUS POINTS), The girl from City High Claudette Ortiz (but is she alive?) the list goes on.
dang us big girls can’t get a break (not saying i’m as big as star was) but dang.
Ummm, the BIBLE hates on Pork, too, but that hasn’t stopped people who identify as Christians for partaking, so let’s leave Muslims out of it, LOL
I got one…Bishop Don Juan (Snoops Spiritual Advisor) or Flav?
8th wonder night really…
10 times… thats a weekend…
Friday night twice, saturday morning 3rd, saturday lunch 4th, sat. dinner 5th, shower 6th middle of night 7th, 8th morning, 9 shower 10 over breakfast before church, tell her to break out..
AM i Harsh? How?
Landon I think you are a freak
H-O-M-O! You don’t need no birth control; you’re homo!
Alicia Keys (she broke up Swizz happy home),
I keep hearing she’s gay…
Landon.
What you doing later?
LMAO
@ Vanita
I think Licia is gay. She need more people to convince me otherwise.
OMG!
My cyberstalking has lead to me finding a picture of Landon in his boxers, molesting Dora, The Explorer.
Has anyone else seen this? Has it been discussed? Am I late? Provide commentary, please!
Landon’ll probably pick Amy Winehouse, since she’s…thin. And can provide free drugs. Khia looks burnt-out.
My cyberstalking has lead to me finding a picture of Landon in his boxers, molesting Dora, The Explorer.
errrr???? **rushes to Landon’s page******
i mean its always like that in the begining… you just have sex till you pull a muscle… learning each others spots… downt he line you become more efficent… learn where to save your enery and listen to what she likes? am i wrong?
to me in BED listening to her subtle responses and body movements is like following a map to her satisfaction? no?
I dont care what you say Mos Def is NOT fione. (I havent seen him in person, but no way. I will not accept it. He looks like one of those sick people in I am Legend
YES Greg Oden DOES look like a true slave. If he talked like Shaq, the package would be complete.
I dont know what they do at the Chitlin Strut pageant, I dont remember that part. Maybe its on a diff day. I just remember the different varieties of chitlins. Fried Shitlins, Baked Shitlins, Sauteed Shitlins, BBQ Shitlins, Sour Cream and Onion shitlins. Shitlin Pie. Oh my god I have to puke. I kept smelling it for hours after we left. It was like the shit smell was in my hair and everything
Anybody ever had venison(sp)? My mother gave it to us once and we bugged her about what it was b/c it tasted so funny. That woman waited until we ate most of it before she gave in and told us it was deer. I was horrified. All I could think was “I ate Bambi”. I haven’t had it since. My mother is evil.
WOW miss epps FULL BLASTS!
i was in ST> CRoix at Carnival i was drunk and we jumped off the pier to cool off.. i didnt have swim trunks…
H-O-M-O! You don’t need no birth control; you’re homo!
Officially making Dustin my cyber husband. I still hate you for that.
So Landon did the 10-timer with Dora?
What did Diego have to say about that?
Okay, I hate I missed seeing Maxwell…but to rectify, I will DVR the awards so I’m not TECHNICALLY watching BET…y’all know I been boycotting them for years now.
“The biggest discussion: Who would you rather fuck T-Pain or E40? Thoughts?”
Oh this one is simple…E-40…hands down. I like big men…and T-Pain looks about one bad album from eternal crackheaddom…
Knatural:Landon’ll probably pick Amy Winehouse, since she’s…thin. And can provide free drugs.
I just fell outta my chair @ provide free drugs! LOL…Your not scared a critter might jump outta her beehive (or any other part of her body) on to you?!?
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA @ Dustin’s outburst!
venison jerky…yummy deliciousness.
Jabba the Hutt or Rick Ross?
LOL… DORA, lol
that was a fun time… good tiems all around.. bottles of rum are three dollars the parade started at 630 am and it was Crazy!
I put you on blast????? ummm i was repeating what i just read from Dusty umm i mean Dustin sorry hahaha
rick ross or flava flav – rick. flav would be like smashing with a lizard. not a good look.
1. That’s like three people who’ve called me “Dusty” in the last 24 hours. It’s okay.
2. Venison jerky and venison sausage are so good.
No Pretty you will STILL be watching it.
I hate Bob Johnson. I just want to make sure that I say it at least everyday on here.
Ironic: Bob Johnson daughter, esteemed equestrian, SURELY cant watch BET. She probably has no idea WHAT it is.
Knatural….Not Jabba.
Jabba any day over Rick Ross, plus… who wants to go after Foxy Brown. Yeeeesh. I just feel like I got stupider mentioning both of them….
“Maybe we should just DROP Bacon BITS out of planes so suicide bombers wouldnt blow themselves up because they wouldn’t get their 100 VIRGINS?
Is it me or does 100 virgins don’t seem like that much fun?”
I’m going to hell for laughing at this… Correct?
ok still rick ross or flavor flav thats just nasty….ok how about The Hulk or Wolverine?
I would get it on with Foxy Brown, i would just yell insults in to her deaf ear while doing it…
WHORE TRMP CANT RAP SINCE BIGGIE DIED,
but to be honest i would rather Foxy over lil KIM…
I am afraid her pussy juices are made out of the same ACID BLOOD from aliens (the movie)…
@ mrs epps
wolverine all day everyday, freaky ass claws and all… lol that’s the attraction
INSULTS IN THE DEAF EAR Ohmigod, I cannot deal.
Mrs. Epps- Wolverine…yum.
“And with that, I am now off to find Maxwell and lock up up in love fa’ days. I swear, I will bear that man seven children named for the principles of Kwanzaa if he wants me to.”
Sister Toldja, thank you for making me literally laugh out loud at my desk. That is so not representing considering I’m 1 of the 2 Black people people who work here and the folk always think I’m crazy. The fact that I just recently saw the Everybody Hates Kwanza episode of Everybody Hates Chris made that even more hilarious.
hahahaha is it just me that wonders how big The Hulks dick is hahaha but i would pick Wolverine too those claws are kinda hot and kinky…
Fuck around having angry sex with Bruce Banner, let him turn into the hulk on yo’ ass, you. will. die.
Dustin,
You would be my Favorite Negro if you provided a hotlink of Lan-Dan in his boxers.
Lil Kim, Trina, Foxy, Remy Ma, Lil Mama, Charlie Baltimore, Eve (some days), Da Brat, Khia, Jackie-0, Rah-Digga, all them heifers look diseased up! – So GROSS I say to you who would even venture in that snappy nappy happy hole.
The last classy looking Rap Chick was Lauryn Hill.
Plus, Jabba is probably richer, what with being a crime lord with access to carbonite and all, so it must be better, not true?
Co-sign on Wolverine. Bet he bites too.
Landon, you’re going to hell and me for laughing at yo dumb ass.
Rick Ross or Mike Tyson?
damn 8th that was exactly what i was thinking
Mrs. Epps – Wolverine no question. He’s tear up your bed set then make you a new one
So a mutha fucka who would CUT you in half is sexy… OK…
well shit sex with STORM most be electrifying….
talk about a blow job…
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Mrs. Epps. Sadly, no, you are not alone (Michael Jackson). You saw what happened in the movie, right? Bruce Banner had to stop because he was getting so excited.
Forrest Whitaker or the father from Good Times?
ahahhaha shooot wolverine could could me down with those claws ooooweee! and i would pull his hair n shit…ok im done
aigiht yall im out….i gotta get a little bit of work in before the day is out.
yall be good
I wouldnt Mess With Miss Badu NO matter how sexy i find her…
Her PUSSY takes your SOUL… ie COmmon and Andrea 3000 she derailed both their lives for a little while.
Lauryn was cool until she started looking like this…she look like homo the clown.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o267/mwzadotcom/lauryn-hill-clown.jpg
http://www.killedthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/laurynhill_crazy.jpg
Lauryn was cool until she started looking like this…she look like homie the clown.
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o267/mwzadotcom/lauryn-hill-clown.jpg
http://www.killedthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/laurynhill_crazy.jpg
So apparently half the women on here are in to some TYPE OF S & M i see…
Yeah i dont know what kinda jedi shit Erykah does, but she needs to write a book, I SWEAR I’d read it.
yea knat i saw that i was like hmmmmmmm damn i bet the sex would be good.. he would throw your ass done n shit or lift you up on the wall what what…
hmmm I’ll have to go with the daddy….forrest is a good actor but that cookie eyes creeps me out ever since Jason’s lyric n shit…
Landon – Pamela Anderson or Denise Richards?
Common can get it whenever whereever.. i told my man that too…Common is my dudeeeeeeee..sexy assssssssss
Denise Richards…. Pam Anderson has Hep…
if i were a dude Denise Richards.. she seems like a freak.. and everyone knows Pam has Hepatitis she got it from Tommy
Okay, how did I miss Landon’s “weekend itinerary” before?! Intriguing!
Mrs. Epps – yooo, I so feel you on Wolverine! Wonder if he had some steel implanted in his trouser snake too, hmmm…..
Landon – Most woman LIKE when men are a little aggressive, spanking, biting, hair pulling…Its pretty great actually. Because that means a man KNOWS what hes doing…
AHHH yes that would be sweettt if he did Doc!
Now see BFF, we were getting along so well, but now I have to FIGHT you over Common.
Landon – Most woman LIKE when men are a little aggressive, spanking, biting, hair pulling…Its pretty great actually. Because that means a man KNOWS what hes doing…
-Vanita
indeed indeed!!! i like a like ruff housing…it depends on my mood..
Denise Richards. Pamela looks like a walking STD.
Landon:
Check this link about “Living With Baduizm”
http://www.ohword.com/gallery3/804/living-with-baduizm
@ mrs epps goddamn common can get it! it’s not right how sexy he is
sidenote, i’m mad as fuck cos my cable just fucked up and my football match isn’t on any more. fucking third world shit.
It does depend on the mood, thats true.
Biting is always a fan favem though.
fan fave*
Ha,
I’m like Vanita I can handle some blood pudding and I also like
pigs tails-in soup, pigs feet souse with cucumber and some potato salad on the side MMMMMMMM. Can’t forget cow or bull’s foot soup it is really good I’m not goin front.lol
@ Mrs Epps -Nothin gets my juices goin like a man pullin my hair…mmmm
BESTIEEEE no its time to take the earrings off and get the Crisco ahahah..ok lets do it like this..I get him on Monday-Wed-Friday and you can have him on Tuesday-Thursday-Saturday and alternate on Sunday’s hahah
I won’t say that Mos is fione, but he is a cutie. I especially loved him in Brown Sugar – his personality was cute. I’ve seen him in concert once or twice and I didn’t think he was that tall. Chris Brown’s young ass could get it. Boris Kodjoe. Get it. Dijmon Honsou. Get it. Stringer Bell. Get it. Jada Pinkett. WAIT! Did I say that out loud?
Lil Wayne looks like a gremlin. Whoever said he could get it – you just made me vomit in my mouth a little.
Speaking of Landon’s short ass, I saw Allen Iverson in Walgreens yesterday – dude is TINY. The NBA says he’s 6 feet. I looked that nigga eye to eye and I’m 5’4″, 5’7″ maybe with my work heels on (not to be confused with my going out heels)
Just read this article what struck me is that this is a prime example of how a culture can still show signs of damage 100s of years after the event has come to an end. This was slave food as Chris mentioned left overs that others didn’t want, blacks once ate this shit out of necessity sinse it was all they got back in the day. If they had been offered a chicken breast, or a pork roast over the feet of the animals I think their choice would have been obvious. However today with chicken breast and pork roast all readily available some of us still choose to eat this slave food. I guess at the end of the day people eat crazier shit around the world who historically weren’t never forced too but rather did so of their own free will. If it’s part of some blacks culture to indulge in historic food then more power to them they can have my share.
this is way too funny….
We Ethiopians have the dish the home girl stated earlier dulet. This is made up of cheep stomach AKA tripe (cleaned in every way) and liver. This is usually only made on holidays and special occasion as it has to be super fresh and that is when families slaugher a whole sheep a chicken and then “go in” a cow. Family of 8 would share the intire cow meat. Not too much of it goes to waste. If I am not mistaken the intestine we do not use.
I married a Haitian I can’t even beging to explain the stuff they eat. CHICKEN FEET eeeewwwwww Conch (sp) how can you eat one looking like that idea of it discusts me
my daughter wanted to try it and I didn’t want to show her my face as I do want her to try stuff and make up her own mind. They also eat tripe. If these parts are cleaned VERY WELL and cooked properly it is actually good there are things I will never even try ofcouse…. lot of sea food like octupus and eel etc…
Oh AJ, I KNOW your west Indian!! PIG FEET SOUSE!!! COW HEEL SOUP!!! I hate DC for not having decent west indian restaurants…although my family owns some in Langley Park.
i feel ya Vanita!! hell yes hair pulling nibbling, throwing on the bed, flipping over, light choke hold, light pats in the face, spanking.. i loooovee itttt…
CONCH is GOOD I AM SORRY I LOVE THAT SHIT…
Weird sidenote:
Why is David Banner looking better and better to me
Esquire its called he has more money and unlike most rappers he is quite intelligent…
Class president of SOuthern he has a masters in education…. the man says some ignorant shit… but he is no fool… plus hs ie getting movie money now…
Black Snake MOan was pretty good.
I had conch fritters in the bahamas and they were superb. Once I got over the name conch.
@ Esquire
David Banner was sexier to me when he had some weight on him. Now, not so much.
Yeah. Conch is that shit! Especially when E’s mom makes the stew.
Mrs Epps – Yes to teh light choke hold!! But why? It disturbs me that I enjoy it as much as I do…
Esquire – David Banner has seemed to grow more good looking….
Wolverine.
Dad from Good times.
Dee, here’s to me linking (without authorization – though that shit is on the net) “The Carnival Outing Where Dora Was Molested.” http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=47117309&albumID=157064&imageID=4084129
Paris Hilton vs Jessica Alba?
Yonnie how tall are you?
There is one of our St. Croix pictures when i am next to you… I am a good 8 inches over you… the proof is in the pudding and i dont even think i am standing up straight…
AI is smaller then i thought and its amazing how well he plays in a league of Giants.
@ Landon,
what is it with you and this money deal? Not ALL women are attracted to men with money.
Shit, Flavor Flav has money now and I wouldnt bone him with a plastic vagina, much less my own.
yesssss David Banner hit 24 hour fitness, and got a stylist. Add that to his intelligence factor… say whut.??? hot sauce, hair pulling and azz slapping, please!
I like David Banners beat on the Carter III album…Its different…
@ Rev… The OHWORD piece was hilarious.
Hmph! I’ll check my pics when I get home and can access Facebook.
Yea, like two years ago, before Chris Brown was legal, I was like ewwww why am I thinking about molesting this lil young boy. I had serious issues with it.
Boris Kodjoe came to SC to campaign for Barack. GOT MY VOTE.
I am going to co sign on Mos Def and all of the this!Chris Brown’s young ass could get it. Boris Kodjoe. Get it. Dijmon Honsou. Get it. Stringer Bell yeah lets get get get it!!! Hello Hello.. they know they know..shiiiiit!
I dont know Landon, Im going to agree with 100%. He just looks CLEANER to me.
You could tell from certain songs on his album, he was no dummy.
I also thought Ludacris, who used to look like a muppet baby, looked A LOT BETTER once he cut his hair. Maybe its the clean look I like.
Co-sign on Esquire’s Chris Brown comment.
I gotta get outta here folks. Remember that video that Landon posted a while back about the dude that flipped out at work? That was almost me at 10:30 this morning. I’ve held it together as long as I can. Remember – microfinance. Holla at ya girl…
and i’m gone
LOL @ Stringer Bell…But yea, ill co sign on that! He could get it. All day, and I KNOW he gonna be smackin some cheeks and pullin some hair. I MIGHT let Chris Brown take a test drive, I might, I might.
wAIT THROW HOT SAUCE ON A GIRL?
for some reason that turns me on, lol
i had a dream once i had sex with a girl on a bed of CORNBread, lol i know i am new yorker with a country soul.
i am going go to the strip club and make it rain on dem strippers with a big bottle of Texas Petes, lol
Not a bed of cornbread
I once went down on a girl after eating hot sauce on some pizza the effects were not pleasant and she was not happy.
Cornbread? What did you want more – the girl or the bread? LOL
*Shudders thinking of stinging hot sauce on her good girl*
How did you transition so quickly from the hotsauce to the hotspot???
MMMMMMMMMMMMM Boris Kodjoe , Dijmon Honsou, Tyrese, Blair Underwood!!
forget Seal, Craig Mack and DAYM KRS1…. I know I know kind of shallow but hey this is fantasy right
@ Kortni:
If you were asking me, this is why, lol
Defiant (20:23:40) :
I once went down on a girl after eating hot sauce on some pizza the effects were not pleasant and she was not happy.
tisk tisk tisk… From here on out. I will forever replace the word GROSS with Hog Maw… Defiant… that ish was HOG MAW like a mofo.
@ defiant – damn. what the fuck did she do – or not do – to you? ahahahahahahahahahahaha i kid
idris elba can get it all day everyday wherever and however he wants it… *eyes out of focus*
need to go get my okra soup and pounded yam and calm myself down
woudlnt hot sauce be similar to the KY that heats up? BUt taste good, lmao….
Hot Sauce flavored KY would sell like BANANAS in the ghetto.
Oh… and merlot KY would sell like gangbusters (thumbs up) in the suburbs.
Defiant – ok HEEEEEEEECKS no. Tell the truth – you just wanted an excuse not to go down again.
I dont trust that heat up shit either…
Hot Sauce flavored KY wow……..that would sell like shit at the corner store hahahaha…
Landon-i am going go to the strip club and make it rain on dem strippers with a big bottle of Texas Petes, lol
thats too funny!!!
Kortini ayo: Trademarked it already we be partners….
Name: Hot Damn
Slogan: Make it Juicy hot..
“all natural” the vinegar will help keep the ladies clean…
AD Campaign:
Has the romance Died yo, have you been fittin for some go ol’ sex
do you want him to eat you like a 2 piece from popeyes… well getsum HOt Damn and sprinkle it on down there and fun…
Hot Damn… Make it Juicy hot for ya…
Cue: lil Weezy
omg look at all that I missed!
Ya’ll weren’t suppose to go on without me.
EWWW @ Hot sauce flavored KY…the warming KY is too much for my girl
As I said she wasn’t happy the funny thing is, is that the heat just sort of kept up on her started out with thumbs up and then bam it hit her like 3 alarm blaze. It’s a sensitive area I don’t blaim her, I thought the swimming rule was in effect wait 30 min after eating then your safe to go for a dive… Guess not after all.
Is his Pussy Monster song gonna be the jingle?
@ Landon – STOP IT!!! I BUSSED out laughin out loud, the YTs closed their doors!! Im gonna get fired!!! “make it juicy hot for ya…” MY SIDES!!!
Ky gives sex such a pleasurable sensation! I can’t use that stuff too much though.
THE PUSSY MONSTER SONG!!! Guys Please…I cant take it….
Defiant (20:43:04) :
As I said she wasn’t happy the funny thing is, is that the heat just sort of kept up on her started out with thumbs up and then bam it hit her like 3 alarm blaze. It’s a sensitive area I don’t blaim her, I thought the swimming rule was in effect wait 30 min after eating then your safe to go for a dive… Guess not after all.
That disclaimer needs to be on the back of every bottle of Tabasco. “Please use Scope and brush teeth before getting down.”
@ Merri Lee (20:24:14) :
Cornbread? What did you want more – the girl or the bread? LOL
Me: in those type of situations when you have to make a tough Choice like that I WOuld just let Jesus Take the WHEEL!
Me: in those type of situations when you have to make a tough Choice like that I WOuld just let Jesus Take the WHEEL!
lololol
Landon….number one on my hate list omgggg LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo Get it Juicy hot for ya hahahah omgggggg…i woke up my dog with my laughter she looking at me like “umm mommy wtf is wrong with you”!
KY was is rarely used in our house..cuz its always juicy ahahaha but umm when we do..it like WHOOOaa umm i need a min… i need a lucnh break please..
Bailey-AHAHAHAHH! She asks EVERYBODY about T-Pain vs E-40. (as repulsive as both offers are, I have to roll with 40 Water on this one. Sprinkle Me, if you must). Um, Sam Cassell over Ne-Yo, cause I like my gay men out the closet. Um, and Jay-Z over Craig Mack, because if I am forced to do either of them, I am stealing they wallet. And I think Craig spent that “Flava In Ya Ear” check a long time ago.
Dustin-where you been all my life?
I can’t believe Landon had to refute someone’s whole sexy list! Bogus!
Here’s my dream team: Common (Serena thrwarted the shit out of my plans, yo), Will Smith, Boris, Q-Tip, Pharoah Monch (I’m a b-girl!), Bryce Wilson, Craig fucking David (FILL ME IN!!!!), Idris Elba, Etan Thomas, Butterfly from the Digable Planets, Chris Brown (don’t judge me) and Maxwell, who sings directly into my heart.
It’s not all about a pretty face though. I have had crushes on Aaron McGruder, KRS-One and Chuck D. The latter two are just kinda old now, but the verbal intercorse would be bananas! Especially Mista Chuck. I’d still marry him.
wtf is in ky?
It makes me holla louder then usual, I am getting tingly.
Here’s another way to get downtown. LOL.
noTE TO SELF… when i see Ne bring HOT DAMN and KY..
Check and Check…
@ Landon… are you going to the Better Buisness Bureau, or am I?
Juicy hot has to be trademarked immediately.
@ST: you list was ‘juicy hot!’ (obama fist bump) ifurgotabout… Qtip and Butterfly!
hot sauce is definitely NOT like the KY Jelly that warms up!!! Believe me I know!!!!!! a wild night with to much cisco (peach flavor) and that honey love video had me f#!ked up around these parts!
like for real.. lets do it..
why not..
also thinking about hotsuace in a spray that you can have on yoru key chain..
so when you at 2520 house and its no seasoned you can do a quick spray with out anyone knows discretly
OMGGGGG Merri Lee ahahhaha dammmnnn!!!!
ahahah@also thinking about hotsuace in a spray that you can have on yoru key chain..
i can dig it i would buy it..its better than having a bottle of it in my purse..
also thinking about hotsuace in a spray that you can have on yoru key chain..
so when you at 2520 house and its no seasoned you can do a quick spray with out anyone knows discretly
LMAO @ Landon!!!! that shit is hilarious.
genius! I was thinking like maybe… a gold/diamond ring with a suprise inside (hotsauce?) i dunno…
and Mrs Epps : if someone attaks you spray it in their eye…
i got to go i have POKER tonight…
god talking to yall hit me on facebook… my info is on there to email me Kortni Ayo (21 holla holla holla holla
peace luv and nappiness
DOD
DA OBAMA DAP
Creole Booty got called out on facebook LMAO.
DREAM TEAM:
Common, Boris Kodjoe, Larenz tate, Common, Eddie house,
Lebron James*(not for the face), LL COOL J, Nas, pooch hall, Common, and Herman Edwards fine ass.
*Lebron is so strong he could fuck you on the ceiling. I like to be picked up.
***runs from landon.
LOL Ne how you make that comment about LeBron then run from Landon?
@ Ne- I GOTS to cosign on Lebron! Ceiling tho…That sounds incredible.
I am also feeling that guy from stomp the yard his name is Brian something and Michael Jordan old ass can still get it…
lol 8th wonder.
@ Shay-d
Brian White. Jesus
Vanita, It just looks like he could pin you up there and then come and get it.
:eye’s rolling in the back of my head::
Muse – that’s Grimm, not Creole Booty. I think.
The ceiling? LeBron could get you pregnant if he was on the 1st floor and you were on the second.
Creole cunt, grimm, booty whoever it is took pictures of Usher’s ex as their own which I find hilarious since homegirl is trying to clown everyone else in the looks department.
8th wonder is that a good “jesus” or a bad one… cause I think mr. White is hot fiyah!
geeezzzz! Chris is hot. I just got nosy on facebookand looked at his pictures (the ones where he doesnt make crazy faces).
I am not coming back to this site. I will be lusting form now on.
lol foreal Muse…thats Usher’s ex not her hahaha
HILARITYYYY!!
@ Shay-D
Definitely a good Jesus.
Lord he could get it everyday.
Okay 8th I was almost offended… Its all good now!
Ne,
Here is a nice glass of cold water.
BTW ne check your facebook message
@ Quiet Storm …AKA Dry Heaves
…dead hookers with the faint smell of chloroform…mmm.
it’s like CK PWND perfume.
$
I did check my facebook muse…nothing.
:getting antsy::
Check again Negro.
I am so not putting my business on the street. WORD!
AHAHAHAHAHAH@Muse calling everybody “Negro”
I got u ‘B’
You know what’s so funny? I’d never tried chicken feet until I went to eat dim sum with my Chinese friend. Chinese people and Black people are so similar…shame they have an inclination to shoot each other on sight.
k-nizzzat! in the houuuse!
I am at work bored out of my mind. I decided I will not do any work until late thursday.
Hellur everybody!!! I’m home from work…about to watch tv (which I never do, but I just got comcast and dvr, so i get to play with the new toy!!!)
Ne I am with you.. I am boycotting until Monday….
Let’s just not get fired.
Hey chaotic, you arent my facebook friend…we got e-beef!
Hi, ST.
@ Ne, tell me how to find you, and I’ll add you.
By the way, I think I’m going to dip for a minute…PersianChick called me ignorant and I’m a bit hormonal for the time being.
Don’t shoot me I’m bored…
You’re a 90’s kid if:
You remember watching
-Kenan and Kel
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs
-Gargoyles
-Rocket Power
You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
You just cant resist finishing this “In west Philadelphia born and raised”
You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons
You remember reading “Goosebumps”
When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms mary mack
when kick ball was something u did everyday!
You had a favorite song of ALL TIME
Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular
You remember The Original Game Boy
You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny
You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool
You remember those Where’s Waldo books
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum
You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops
If you remember when every thing was “da BOMB!”
You remember boom boxes vs cd players
Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them
You played and/or collected “Pogs”
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went
You watched the original cartoons of:
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power
All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand
You collected those Beanie Babies
Carebears
Silver dollars, which were cool to have
Everyone watched the WB
If you even know what an original walkman is
You know the Macarena by heart
“Talk to the hand”
You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace
Before the MySpace frenzy
Before the Internet & text messaging
Before Sidekicks & iPods
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360
Before Spongebob
When light up sneakers were cool
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs
When gas was $0 a gallon
When we recorded stuff on VCR
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark
Way back
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
ne wooten @ chaotic
LOL Ghost writer was the bomb!!!! and when you finally recorded your favorite song you would rewind it over and over again until you learned all the words and wrote them down?
My aside of the day. Is Naomi Campbell such a raving b!tch that Nelson Mandela, a man who forgave the men who imprisoned him for 27 years, banned this c*nt from his birthday party? Wow – this has been the talk of the cafeteria today. Lol.
ahh yes shay-d lmaoo.
The worst time i ever had was trying to get bone thugs lyrics.
@ Ne, I added you.
@ todos gentes otras…I’m off to watch the L-Word…message me /email me/ etc if I’m needed ( contact info for those who dont have it is on my barren website…click my name).
LOL @ Ne was it thuggish ruggish bone?
I’m a vegetarian and thats all i have to say about that.
ok, i lied and i just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.
fuck all that nasty ass shit. (pun intended)
if you’re gonna eat that shit please use my asshole as a plate. ohhh !it tickles.
Why everytime I be in the kitchen, you be in the kitchen?
Eatin up all the chicken, all the collard greens, all the hog maw, all the chittlins, I like that shit! I wanna eat some of that shit too!
LMA of @ ohhhh it tickles…. Just nasty!
Wow this many responses over swine….
i hat you for that list Ne..i remeber all that shit
PMC-if you’re gonna eat that shit please use my asshole as a plate. ohhh !it tickles.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
Since we’re back on the food topic, the only thing I’ve tried are chicken feet at dim sum. I didn’t know what i was eating because the woman didn’t speak English. She did the chicken dance to explain it was chicken. It wasn’t until I bit into it that my friend but out laughing and told me what I was eating. (For some reason, she didn’t laugh at the chicken dance)
randy that movie was funny as shit. “bang! bang! bang!” john is foolish.
Grooooosssss! But hilarious. Now I’m hungry and nauseous.
Bone thugs….i love you Ne…1/2 the time thats what we play at the crib…
Our PLaylist
-Bone Thugs
-Tech N9ne
-Dj Quick(his old shit)
-lots and lots of reggaeton music
-Salsa
-Krizz Kaliko
-Lil wayne
-Redman
-Hed(p.e)
-Alicia Keys
-Chris Brown
-Keysha Cole
-Kanye West
-Common
The End
Merri Lee.. did the break the feet up? I am only asking because from the picture on the post it seems that chicken feet are quite recognizable as well…..chicken feet, I am trying to make sure that they dont sneak that shit in on me in any other way…..
who the hell is tech N9ne?
Shay-d-lady – you don’t want to know about tech n9ne. trust.
The chicken feet were stewed, and had a very chewy texture. They didn’t look like chicken feet at all. They weren’t that bad, but once I knew what I was eating, I was like – ewwwwwwwwwwww!
a rapper from Kansas City..negro is sickkkkkkkk..well to me and my man and his friends lol
I was rocking this song today…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TVg4qxuY0Lk
@ Shay-D
Lol don’t be offended, I’m definitely with you.
Ne, loved the list!
Ms Epps..HMM Tech N9ne is definitely interesting….
Although I am Nigerian, I have to input in this discussion.
Na Wa. How the hell can your people eat that nasty shit? Africans won’t even eat that stuff and I’ve seen some pretty nasty shit being consumed by the motherland’s inhabitants.
When I was 12, I saw my dad and my uncle compete to see who can devour their cooked goat head the fastest. Dear Jesus. I wonder if our ancestors were laughing at us.
F Bone Thugs, F Bizzy Bone, and F Lil’ Wayne. I could go on and on about rap artists that I feel are trash, but I’ll stop before I make the mainstream fans mad.
Hilarious blog today and I can HONESTLY say that I have NEVER eaten slave food!! Never will for EXACTLY the reasons u posted in the blog!
I think Lil Wayne is so overrated. I’m quite sure that has to do with the lack of good lyricist out now. He can rap, but he aint that good. I’ll take Lupe, and Little Brother (Rapper Phonte, and Big Pooh) over Wayne anyday.
Yessir, Rapper Big Pooh and Phontigalo the Rap Gigalo fo life! LB up in here? Suckin on some pigs feet? Or did them fools stop eatin meat too lol.
I noticed the ladies were picking their Dream Team so I have to do mine. Nas, Common, Boris, Idris, Paul Pierce, Mos Def, Q-Tip, Morris and Ghost Face. Christopher Williams fo life. I know theres a few more, but I cant think of them right now. Oh yeah, C- Webb too.
Little Brother is legit.
Nas – yep
Common – hell yes
Mos Def – yes please
the others – never heard of them.
Ok, question. Who is better, Talib or Mos?
Mos, only because Talib says he loves what 50 Cent did to hip hop. He should be shot for that comment.
…but I mentioned the gorgeous men noted…don’t get me started…
I am a personally fan of Kweli and would rank him above Mos. Mos is more creative but I am not a fan of everything he does. I would say that Mos is better with the freestyle.
Lil’ Wayne has improved his rap skills but his lyrics are simple. It is not a coincidence that most of Lil’ Wayne fans are those folks with less than high school intelligence. Someone like Lupe would be the direct opposite of Wayne b/c mos tof his lyrics go right over the head of most Wayne fans thus he is not seen as “nice”. However, Lupe story telling is up there w/ some of the best, while listening to some of Wayne tracks could actually make you burn brain cells.
BTW, the new CD from Nas could be one of his best. That is an album that is a definite pickup in the store.
I asked this question because I dont know the answer. I think they both shine at different times. I will give Mos the edge on creativity tho. I miss Black Star. I miss hip-hop.
Lil Waynes voice gets annoying to me after a minute.
No offense but lil Wayne and Lupe represent the two differing definitions of lyricist.
Lil Wayne. Is a lyricist in my opinion. He plays around with alliteration, assonance, and enjambment on the regular. He is able to paint distinct pictures and create a style that is uniquely his, you hear Wayne you know its Wayne. He has consistently gotten better and his style has evolved over time, his subject matter is not universal and can sometimes be redundant and you might not agree with his take on a lot of things but come on his raps and word play are well above ordinary. Wayne is definitely not my favorite rapper but what the things I mention about him are the things I look for when I am listening to rap. I can understand you not liking him for his subject matter but c’mon. Lupe is okay; he does what I mention above but it’s just not the same. A lot of times he gets really caught up in being so deep and trying to use as many words as he can in a rhyme that he stops making any sense and then of course music rapping is making music not spoken word. You do still need a rhythm, bridge and a hook; stuff some of his songs definitely forgets. I will admit that the songs in which he manages to bring all that together are fiyah though
But I also feel that the point of communication in music is to communicate. So in my opinion a great rapper, songwriter, singer or whatever is a person that manages to take their complex ideas, thoughts and feelings and make them work en masse. If your music is not relatable then what is the point?
Rev: nah, i used to post on playahata.com, but everyone was too old and always shat on my ideas, so i stopped posting. now i’m on clutchmagonline, and here… a couple of other sites.
Lupe is the stuff. Too bad he was bad-mouthing Obama like crazy when Hitlery was up to her evil-fuckery.
who sings that song.. let me smell yo dick!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc)
that was a rhetorical question.
and I hate Nas ass.. talk about overrated!!! He started out with promise but now all he do is run his mouth like KRS one..I very rarely use this word but Nigga please aint nobody trying to hear yo ass! I love Kwali and Mos though and I was really feeling Prodigy’s first Solo joint
I am going to give the edge to Talib because his songs have good hooks and music and some times Mos’ joints are not as rhythmical as Talib’s but I loved BlackStarr
I think what matters the most depends on the person. Whether its delivery, subject matter, production, story-telling ability or the ability to relate. Or all the above. What it boils down to is different strokes for different folks. There r alot of rappers that Im not feeling, but I respect what they do.
shabooty try this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebi5OuxgCHY&feature=related
LMAO
I LOVE HNIC- he has not repeated that level since. Im still a Mobb Deep fan, even tho they fell off a bit. Im down with Nas. He had a few lost years, but he got back on track. He could use some better production. I am eager to hear hs next joint. I miss Lords of the Underground. I last heard them on Pete Rocks last joint. Damn, I miss alot of sh*%.
also sorry for running on so. I was on the phone and talking and apparently my ability to multi task is nil..
@ Shay-D
Weezy has definitely improved his lyrics from his Cash Money days but that was expected as he has gotten older. I feel you with his word play but he has gotten redundant. It is just crazy b/c Weezy can’t do no wrong within the high school crowd. I got a burned copy of Carter III and he has some nice tracks.
Lupe is very creative and has the ability to go in different directions. It is tough b/c some folks were not feeling some of the “weird” direction similar to what Common and Mos Def did with in previous albums. However, for me I want CDs that I can listen to w/o skipping and Lupe gives me that.
NICE I totally agree that rap comes down to personal preference, I cant stand hip hop snobs. Just because you dont like Wayne dosent make him a bad lyricist slash rapper it just means that you dont like him. Hell, I have never been a fan of Eminem but I respect his skills. People talk about hip hop as if there is only one definition. Lupe, Talib, Mos, and Nas are all the same type of rapper, Wayne is a different type. I think its wrong to slam either group or say that either group defines hip hop. Hip hop is defined by its ability to include different types of rappers, styles topics etc, in my opinion.
Ok, Shay-d-lady. Ive seen it all. You r a fool for that Youtube post. They shakin it better than i can.
I feel you Ace.. I personally cant play Lupe or Wayne all the way through. The last cd I could play straight through was American Gangster, Finding Forever and Kanye West ( I can play all of his joints straight through) but I feel that sometimes the “real” hip hoppers get a pass for putting out wack shit and passing it off as different or weird.
my sister sent it to me at work today.. I couldnt stop watching it… LMAO and whats with those background dancers!
@Shay, exactly. Im sure we all know when wack is just wack, but dont hate on a rapper just because you aint feelin em like that. I cant stand when people diminish a rappers skills because they r not a fan of what they do. Im not big on Wayne, but I respect what he does. I can say the same for 50 cent (don’t throw tomatoes at me). But its just preference.
Plus I slick been mad ever since that whole Tribe fiasco with Lupe and I have slick been thinking he is a flogger/fake real hip hop enthusiast
Shay-d-lady, prime example: that new Roots shit, hated it!!!
EXACTLY NICE you dont particularly like wayne or the gangster/hood variety of rap. That dosent mean he is not any good it just means thats not your cup of Tea. I dont like booty shake rap but you have to admit that Whisper song was the sh!t….
I can see that, but he has skills. I think Lupe is legit tho. I hope so.
Nice again I am still on the phone so I was not saying you as in you but in the universal since about gangster/hood music.
I was not feeling the roots joint either, but to be honest I have never been a fan of their albums. I have some favorite song but they have never been able to pull off a really great album in my opinion.
I love Common, The Roots, Mos, Talib, Lupe, and Spank Rock (nasty as hell, but who cares…).
I absolutely despise Soulja Boy and Puff Daddy (aka the artist formerly known as P. Diddy who is the artist formerly known as Puff Daddy). They sound retarded as hell.
Whisper- yes. I would have a few drinks in me and that song would come on and it would be OVER.
I think if Lupe can come down of his high horse and realize people are not as dumb as he thinks they are; he will be alright. He definitely has the skills though
I like all of the Roots albums except the last two- straight garbage. Things Fall Apart is my personal favorite.
That Tribe fiasco was not that deep. I think people made it a bigger deal than what it was. Some artists or people may not have had access to various artists in different regions. I am from the East Coast so certain legendary artists (depending on region) like UGK, Too Short, or others I had no clue they existed until I was a lot older. All Lupe said that he didn’t follow them that much compared to other artists.
I dont even count P. Diddy as a rapper but I must tell you that the first CD he released, NO Way Out is still a banger though and sue me I still love Mase’s first CD, shiny suits and all..
I cannot stand when people feel they have to be deep all the time. I love my Roots, Tribe, and Common. But I like to bump Rick Ross sometimes too. Whats wrong with that? And “deep” folks feel because you aint deep all the time, you cant comprehend what they’re speaking on. Its like walking on eggshells. Everyone wants to know everything all the time and no one has sense of humor anymore. We tend to take shit too seriously at time.
Sorry, I had another moment.
I am going to have to disagree Ace… he said a lot more and in my opinion the last couple of interviews he did about it, I felt he disrespected Tribe in his attempt at defending himself. And come on it would be different if his style of rap was more reminiscent of the artist he mentioned but Listen to Lupe and see if he sounds more like Tribe or Eight ball and MJG? And being from Chicago he was much more likely to be exposed to the tribe than Eight ball and G. I am from Memphis and didn’t get up on them till I was in the 12th grade!
Diddy is not a rapper, neither is Lil John. No Way Out was bangin. And I still miss hip-hop.
Im from the Midwest, so I was introduced to all those rappers at a very young age. Midwest rap was not on the map at the time, so we listened to everybody.
Lupe should have just admitted he fucked up and forgot the words instead of going into all that other shit anyway; he made it way bigger than what it was.
That’s exactly what I was feeling Nice! Sometimes I am feeling like a thug Ms and I throw in my Wayne, Jay Z, Jeezy, Ball and G what have you, sometimes I am feeling more mellow and I pops in my Talib, Outcast, or common, On the way to the club I throws in some club style rap. Just because you listen to Talib and Lupe does not mean you are smart or well educated or deep and just as listening to Wayne and Jeezy does not mean you are dumb and uneducated
@ Shay-d
I don’t know…when I hear Lupe’s “Dumb it Down”, it just speaks so much to what I think people need to understand, especially these Black high school kids.
The whole hip-hop industry is so crazy though b/c we ahve to realize that the genre has changed to being strictly a profit generatign genre. We (including I at times) wish that some of the artists would change some of their ways. However, we have to understand that these artists are just entertainers. White folks has music that could be just as negative but there is enough other factors that balance out their entertainment. However, w/ black folks, “when it rain, it pours” meaning that the negative images of hip-hop music ends up having a greater hold on these kids.
BTW, I had this white lady at my school ask me “why is it that these black high schools have the ability to walk around the mall (Pentagon City) and have bags and bags of clothes…where are they getting this money.” It was funny explaining to her my reason b/c I was thinking “why do you care”. Of course, she made sure to state that she only dates Black Men. She tried to make me a victim but I didn’t fall for the lore of the white girl. It does puzzle me how these black guys would be stuck w/ these sloppy looking white girls.
I gotta give Shay-d-lady props for her explanation on Wayne vs Lupe and I agree with most of it. The problem with hip hop now is that most of these fools ain’t talkin bout shit. And finally Wayne talked about some shit other than coke, being in the club, and how much money he’s got on his album and now people respect him a little more. Nothing will ever be like 1995 but we can dream can’t we?
Somethin’s goin on lemme smell yo dick!
Also check out Casual Sax – “I’m black, but only from the waist down” them white boys got that off LOL
The best: Black Thought, Ghostface, Common, Nas, Jay Z, Little Brother, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Slick Rick, OutKast
@ Nice…I bump Things Fall Apart daily. I was so dissapointed with their new cd, its not even funny.
@ Shay…Lupe got starstruck from his own fame…
I think Hip hop is still there it has just expanded. The problem is only one style of hip hop is popular among Radio, Music and TV station right now. hood/ southern rap got the stations on lock so that is all you are hearing but when it comes to the type of music that is available outside of those sources Hip hop is more diverse than ever!
Yea, there is certain music that I enjoy while at a party. I don’t think I will be one who would buy and support their music. However, certain artists I do buy and support b/c I want their music to be exposed to the masses. And this is where Lupe, Mos, Kweli, Little Brother, etc. Folks like Wayne, Dipset, others you won’t find me a real CD but I will still rock them in the club.
Oh snap, Sexual Chocolate is in the building!!!
I am a Lupe fan, so I cant get into this debate. He his one of the refreshing voices of the generation. I get him. I can understand him. And I can only leave it at that. He did not curse at all on his first CD, and his lyrics were so sick that you could barely notice it.
I totally agree with Lupe’s message on “Dumb it down” and it is something our highschoolers need to hear but I think the record is more aimed at the music industry than everyday people. They need to expand their minds, playlists and artist rosters…This blog alone shows that people are diverse and like all types of music
Gang Starr, god I love, Little Brother. Anyone heard 9th Wonder and Buckshots new joint?
Cmon Nice what are you feelings on that second album? The first album was much better…..
Randy Love you forever for mentioning Outkast… talk about my favorite rappers! I am an outkast STAN Aquimini gets bumped on the daily! Liberation….cmon shake that load off and Goodie Mob’s second CD Still Standing? CLASSIC
@ Nice…I have both of his cd’s…purchased from the store (well at least the first one)…honestly, his mixtapes were better…they were more refreshing. Food and Liquor was good, by far much better than The Cool. The Cool was a little more arrogant and commercial than I’m used to seeing him, and I started getting worried.
I must claim ignorance to 9th wonder and buckshot but that new Yo Gotti is off the chain Mane….LOL
I used to get mad when I was in HS and used to request Wu Tang on the radio and they would never play it- fuckers.
But Dumb it Down can also go towards artists and potential artists b/c we constantly hear artists who try to recreate themselves as some “superthug” as if this has always been their life. These artists create this image in the hopes of selling records and becoming big. What I like about Lupe w/ that track was that I am gonna stay in my lane and be me and dumb down my lyrics or image.
I havent heard that buck and 9th yet, is it that bad, what happened? Im missing something.
That’s right baby. Sexual Chocolate. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!
I’m not only good, I’m good and terrible.
…damn, I nearly forgot about Little Brother.
Does anybody listen to Kardinal Offishall? Best song in my opinion: Man By Choice, on the Firestarter vol 1 album.
Randy, do you truly believe the children are our future?
We can probably agree that all of these “thug” rappers are just posers. It is just an image. I cant even tell who is real and who is fake anymore. Im sure there must be a few that really speak on their real life experiences. I just dont know who they are. I dont even bother anymore. I stopped reading the Source and XXL a long time ago.
Yea, Food & Liquor was a better album than The Cool. I can go w/ F&L from beginning to end.
Andre 3000…now this is a dude that needs to be heard through every hood in the US. Some of this newer tracks and songs where he is featured…straight FIRE. Had a new found respect for his skills as while an Outkast, I wasn’t exposed to all of their earlier stuff.
See…I don’t never call you and ask you to play nuttin right?
Why what you wanna hear?
Wu Tang
Wu Tang? Again?
Yeah yeah! Wu Tang again and again!
Yes, T-Pain, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown and Neyo have absolutely taken over the radio, its a bit nauseating. NY stations don’t even play NY hip hop anymore.
I mean, it was cool at first, you know, rap guys, they were like rapping, about nothing…and then what had happend was…Ja Rule and Dipset ruined hip hop.
Why can’t Pac and Big be alive, they’d never stand for this shit?
I’m all for the dirty south beats and t-pain with the voice box..but do I have to hear it in every fuckin song?
They should just bring back Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate and let them sing everything…
And don’t sleep on OutKast and Goodie Mob, cause the good die mostly over bullshit and they were some of the first from down south that truly knew how to spit.
I like Food and Liquor better too, but The Cool got more critical acclaim.
Good Point Ace…
F critical acclaim! Which joint was hotter?!?!?!?!?! The Cool.
I know NOTHING about NY radio. I reside in Milwaukee and our radio stations absolutely SUCK. BAD. HORRIBLE. They play the most garbage mess you could ever want to hear over and over. Maybe if I lived in NY I could have heard more WU on the radio.
Food and Liquor. hotter
Ace you need to fall back up on that Early outkast.. I would recommend ATliens and Aquimini if you haven’t already! I was never a wu fan but I loved meth, ghost face and meth and red…..
The fact that the cool was more critically acclaimed than food and liquor shows you that critics dont know shit. They will sleep on someone at first and then be all over they ass on the next cd whether they deserve it or not. Case in point the slept on Kast for 3 CD’s and while Stankonia was good it was definitely not better than Aquimini!
@ Nice. I agree. Detroit plays the same 10 songs that have t-pain, akon, and lil wayne over the same damn beat, and a bunch of crap ass local rappers. No Slum Village, no AML, just bullshit.
I stopped listening and stuck with burning random ass cd’s
The Kast was hot since day 1.
The first tape I ever bought was the playas ball single.
Both of Lupe’s albums were hot.
I love tracks on food and liquor and I love tracks on the cool.
And don’t worry, you don’t want to listen to ny radio now, it sounds like we should down in florida with tpain and flo ridah or some shit…
BRING BACK NY HIP HOP TO NY RADIO
And pass the collard greens!
I will say one thing though. With the way these kids are so attached to these artists, I think our black kids would be better served trying to emulate Lupe vs. Lil’ Wayne and I am not just talking musically but way of thinking and acting b/c everyone trying to be the next Weezy is not doing justice to the state of black folks. (my bad, going back on my having a agenda with the music…it happens)
Oooh who said Slum Village? Choclate Diva! Melt in my mouth and not in my hand girl!
Rest in peace J Dilla.
That’s part of the problem.
All the realness has died or fallen off and now we’re left with all the bullshit!
AWWW Lawd who mentioned 2pac.. You know it took me years to even listen to Jay-z because 2pac called him a Hawaiian silky motherf!#ker on Makavelli? ?
Southernplayalisticcaddilacfunkymusic. I maybe spelled it wrong, but yall get the drift. Outkast at their finest. And their first. I still bump it.
Pac killed alot of people careers, even rappers who were respected in the game. But Prodigy has never been the same since tht Jay- Z dis.
*tears*
Pac…
I love that nigga.
Wore black for a month when he died.
Started the collapse of that real hip hop.
Yeah I didn’t listen to Hov for a while cause it was like Pac told me not to.
POUR OUR A LIL LIKKA!
HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!!!
Damn I need some more of this gin!
And some pigs feet. just playin.
Another Good Point Ace.. .I have a daughter we ride to High School Musical and Chris Brown (the first one) I would never let my child listen to little Wayne, nor do I feel that his music is for children under the age of 18. I do really get upset walking in a store hearing little kids repeating some of his songs and lyrics. But that’s part of the problem, now a days not the music, cussing, gangster life, and sex have always been apart of our music, our parents just did a better job of filtering that and also the TV. guidelines were much more stringent.
I loved the first joint but for whatever reason I am feeling ATLiens and Aquimini (if you havent already guessed by numerous endorsements).. I think that first joint is for true Fans so you have to listen to those 2 first and then go back….
@ Chaotic, the Mil radio might play that 1 Slum Village hit, or that one Common hit. But that about it. I know folks who thought that The Roots had just came out when they released that song with Erykah Badu “You got Me”. And they though Fugees first dropped when “Fu-gee-la” first hit.
Yeah Jay did Prodigy in.. I was a little sad about that but I loves me some Jay Z as well. I’m feelin it and heart of the City from reasonable doubt, and Iknow and ignorant shit from American Gangster are on heavy ipod rotation.
Outkast is definitely that deal. Hands down. But its to the point where I give up on new artists before I listen to them if they have any form of popularity.
By the way, has anybody heard of a group called J*Davey?
Me, myself, I’m more of an old school girl. Those who know enough about me would know why….
But yea, nobody up on Kardinal?
Speaking of Fugees….Come Back Ms. HIll…..That Miseducation is still the Shit!
I am old skool too, but i never got into Kardinal- heard him on a few joints. Who is J*Davey and r they nice? I need to be up on all the good music I can hear rite now.
I wanted to be Lauryn when I was younger. She used to be my idol. The last time I saw her she had on blue clown makeup. What happened?
J*Davey is underground goodness. I get up on alot of artists through last.fm. My name is lephenomjdiva on there. My widget isn’t working right now, so my stuff isn’t updated.
But yea, I was only into Kardinal’s firestarter vol 1 cd…I wasn’t feeling his subsequent albums.
You know who I can’t get into? Rhymefest. He just reminds me of Bizmarkie pt II.
But yea, I grew up on alot of Queens rap…like A Tribe Called Quest, the old Nas, LL Cool J….and some other NY artists in their heyday…like Wu Tang, Busta (I don’t care what y’all say, Busta is my dude), and of course MC Lyte (lol).
I think its funny how ppl used to say how bad NWA was…and I was listening to Express Yourself the other day, and I was like damn, they actually had a message and people wanted to stop it, while G Unit and Cash Money run around talking about bitches, hoes, coke, and money. What role models…
Man, Lauryn Hill was the shit!!! And although not a rapper, I love me some Erykah.
Alot of so called “negative” rappers have a message if people actually took the time to listen to them. I was bred on Nice N Smooth, Gangstarr, Boogie Down Productions, Ice T, Ghetto Boys, Tribe, De La Soul, Digable Planets and Beatnuts- just to name a few- a have plenty of uncles and older cousins.
I think this post might have broke the record. 755 comments. Most way off subject tho.
I have never been on Kardinal.. I will look up j.davey.. I loves me some Busta them first two joints was the bomb!!!
See thats what I am saying if you dont listen to a whole album (not buy, Listen) sometimes you only get a 2 dimensional version. A lot of rappers have radio singles that define therm but the single is more how the record company defined them than the actual music….while its true there are plenty of rappers that dont talk about shit there are a lot that have catchy ass singles and then go deeper.. Hell even trick daddy says some real shit every now and again.. Yall know he love the kids!
I dont know Nice they are still going strong on that Black Women post.. i wonder did that break the record for most responses from the blog author?
Its at 4 sumthin. nowhere near this 1.
Yeah, maybe the blog author- he is still at it. I thought I was the only night owl. Im extra busy at work during the day so I cant get on this crack-of-a-blog until late.
I’m reading through and I want to kick Angry for not liking bread pudding. Bread pudding is wonderful and i make a mean one. Lovely stuff. My grandma was English so I got bread pudding, rice pudding, yorkshire pudding and blood pudding. I only really like the first pudding though. Sometimes the second.
what is yorkshire pudding and what happened to Banana?
Damnit landon, the Den was another place I went with my friend who lives in harlem, its right on the same block as her spot, and once again, in a harlem restaurant, we were mistaken for a lesbian couple. I have since refused to go eat with her in any restaurant when i’m single.
Naw Nice you are not the only one..I am definitely a nite owl.
LOL ath WNBT are you reading all of the comments and commenting on them as you go?
Yea, growing up i realized that pudding in english, means, we po’ and can’t find proper ingredients to make a dish. Yorkshire pudding is something fried in leftover meat juices (grease) if i remember correctly. It is also not of jell-o pudding consistency. you can pick it up in your hand like a small flapjack
yep, batter fried in meat drippings. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_pudding
Not much taste when i had it, needs salt, then again at the time i didn’t like gravy and that seems to be essential
yo i was just going to say i give up on y’all today. Fuck I can’t get through this shit. And i scrolled down and realized everyone was on music. I was commenting on shit that got me going, but this is obviously out of control. I’m goina bed. This is the only reason i miss work. Is to not do work.
I now officially love you.
Every time my mother (who was raised southern style) asks me if I want to eat half of the food you listed, I always reply back “Ma, we’re not slaves. We can eat the good part of the pig now.”
UHHH on that note WNBT I am going to bed…
@ Shay-D
Yea, one rapper who I had a new found respect for was Rich Boy. Like Throw some D’s is a nice club song and all but when I saw the video for “Lets Get This paper” he definitely brought something different to the table. Video and sond is below for those who want to know
Me too. Goodnite.
RIP Pac. But, um, he was on a musical decline when he signed to “The Row”. Shit, had he not been messing with Shug an’ nem, he might still be here.
I think Biggie, while talented, was one of the most misogynistic, violent and destructive forces in Hip-Hop. He helped bring in “The Jiggy Era”, which helped ruin the artform.
I listen to Tribe, P.E., De La (Stakes Is High- one of the best Hip-Hop songs/albums ever), Common, Black Star (seperate and together), Digable Planets, Souls of Mischief, Kanye (I know…), OLD Slum Village (current lineup sucks), etc. As far as ‘newer’ cats go, I dig Murs, Jean Grae and Lupe. I fuck with Estelle’s swag too, she’s a little B-girl on the rise. J-Davey is hot!!!!! Saw them once a few years ago, I need to add them to my collecton. 3000 is the best emcee in the game and I want to lay in his hair.
I am also the queen of New Jack Swing. Someone mentioned Christopher Willaims earlier. I vote yes. I was in a coffee shop the other day listening to “All I See” in my headphones and didn’t realise that I was audibly singing along. That’s my cut tho!
I love Me’Shell (saw her for a sec tonight, she is a munchkin!), Sade, Mingus, ‘Trane and Marvin Gaye! And EWF and Maxwell and Van Hunt and….
Now Jean Grae…she is the truth.
Kanye is not too bad, he brings that everyday person rapper but at least he can go in about different topics.
Tell what is up with the commentary on this Blog? This should be a forum because you take the discussion everywhere.
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
I have written a blog entry in SBH style about Reality Television.
Radny Watson…. WTF u doing on here… you know who this is… South Jersey REPRESENT!!!!!
south jersey is country
I am proud of my 86 year old grandmother, born and raised in the deep south, for NEVER feeding her children, me, or any of their children/grandchildren this shit. Her husband was a sharecropper before he died and she worked in the damn fields of Louisiana and even SHE knew that she was too good for slave food. When people look at me crazy for saying I’ve never even smelled a “chit’lin”, I look at them crazy for expecting me to have.
AHHH…i’ve BEEN saying this…my neighbor was cooking chittlins in her house down the street and she stunk up the OUTSIDE of her house…omg…i couldn’t even step into her house cuz the stench stopped me dead in my tracks at her doorstep! My mom tried to get me to eat that mess one time and i told her she was insane! How do you get past the SMELL?!
Oh, and Chinese people like chicken feet as well.
@ Landon…I was just in South Jersey…I’m originally from there. It IS country…but pretty i think. It’s like the place is untouched by modern times. I kept saying to myself “wow” as I drove around. The place had so much character.
Oh lawd! Who said new jack swing? The new jack swing era definitely needs to come back…
New edition
Ralph tresvant
Guy
Shai
Troop
Shanice
Tara kemp
Color Me Badd!
Yes I must conceive my first child to I wanna sex u up!
Prince markie dee
Landon… South Jersey is NOT country…. well… as long as you stay north of Deptford. That is the SECOND time you have said something to offend me… don’t go making more enemies homie… ask Randy Watson… I’m a dangerous b***t to f**k with
just jokes by the way….
Any part of jersey that ain’t north jersey or the jersey shore is country.
Jerzee representah!
Now all we need is a McDowells.
see Randy… we TALKED about this already. STOP IT.
i think my record stands forit self… i can handle any one…
esp someone who has been doing the perculator since the 3rd grade…
i aint scurred of no one but god and my daddy….
and as long as you are not from CAMDEN…. you know HELL ON EARTH i am cool
Ah Landon.. at the heart of me…I’m a lover, not a fighter (though I am a second degree black belt). I’m not going to fight you homie. Its all love.
And no… not from Camden. From bourgie ass Cherry Hill. You should thank your lucky stars!
I know Cherry HILL LMAO
my j and J graduation was there…. and my boy george is from aroundthat way, lol
eagh…. J & J… my mommy said I’m not allowed to associate with you people… LOL
FINE…
HEY CHRIS… if you are there… the SUpreme court ruled against Metro DC… you will be able to buy a handgun now to defend your self against those lil kids on the train!
Landon,
don’t get all mad at me… that was my mommy who said that. And I’m a rebellious child.
so what, you wanna meet me now, lol
;
790 coments. GOOD LORD.
Well no. Can’t. My husband would object soundly.
that was for Landon BTW
maybe he wants his freedom back, lol joking… black love got to love it./…
got some babies in the oven?
lord, I laughed so fuckin hard at this. My fam’s Caribbean so we eat all this shit too. Except some of it’s not slave food…it’s just nasty shit that Europeans eat and decided to pass along so we had to eat it too. Like black pudding, which is essentially chitlins except spiced better so it don’t stink. lol. Never had chicken feet tho. Seen chicken feet. Matterfact, lots of people eat chicken feet worldwide for some strange reason….not me tho. How do you bring yourself to eat it when it’s fucking pointing at you like if it’s gonna dig for corn in your eye sockets?? : (
no buns in the oven yet… working on PhD and working full time for the health dpt. got no time for anklebiters right now. i’ll be back later… i have rounds to make.
“hey my man! what it look like?”
talking to me Ne?
or are you still Busy from Lebron Effing you on the celing?
No that quote is from the movie “the last dragon”. I thought I would come in and post something cool.
Here is your personal shout out:
heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lannnnndooooon!
Lebron wore me out last night. I am already 9 months pregnant. That guy is superhuman.
: )_
sho nuff
Sho nuff’s soul glo was bangin’!
How are you doing this good thursday?
Going back to music for a second, you know what I hate? I hate when people talk about hip hop being ruined and how they were so deep back in the old days. That is bullshit.. Backpackers and conscious rappers have never been main stream, never ever. The mainstream rappers from the “old days” rapped about gold chains, robbing, getting their “ass” in etc. They had video hoes too wearing biking shorts and sports bras doing the butt. In fact I feel that hig hop is better than ever since there is so much diversity in the genre. Now you have gym class heroes, lupe, lil wayne, Jay z. Kanye and more. each rapper represents a distinct style, point of view etc. People kill me trying to prove their intelligence by name dropping the new bandwagon, he is the truth, son, conscious rapper of the moment when discussing their musical interests. Hell Lil Wayne sold a million albums in 1 week, and is still going strong, while Lupe is still struggling to go gold. That says nothing about the quality of albums but it does say that some of these people out here claiming to be Lupe’s or Common, or Nas’ biggest fan are lying and secretly “licking the rapper” at night. All those records were not sold in the hood
Okay, whew I had to get that off my heart! LOL so whats up for today? I got an interview to get of the hell hole that I currently call middle management!!! Wish me luck!!!
I am having a…my bf is getting on my fucking nerves do i keep him or kick him to the curb day today.
@Ne,
depends… what/who is your plan b? always gotta have a plan b…
kidding… love means sticking out the sucky days… fight the good fight girl… and then have great make up sex
i hate that i had to do training all day today and be away from your crazy asses.
@ blackberry molasses i second the make up sex, lol
Ne: you breaking up with me?
oh well i guess i have to do work now
whut up upstanding negros?
ASIDE: i saw the earlier debate on hip hop mc’s and thought this might be an interesting read about how hip hop cannot bring political change: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91807422&sc=nl&cc=nn-20080623&sc=emaf
i don’t agree with mcwhorter, but i also dont think anyone asked britney spears to fix politics for trailer trash either.
@Landon
you can work and BS at the same time…
All of those things taste good. Eating chitlins is no more disgusting than eating haggus.
@shabooty – jumpin in here waaaay late, but that Riskay/ “Smell Yo d*ck” was my friend’s ringtone when she broke up with her fiancé. She would never answer the phone either. We’d just be out in public with people giving us the side-eye because she had to jam to that ringtone. But the Wal-Mart brand bleach at the end of the video should make this whole thing a shoo-in for a Grammy nod.
No way landon you are my e-boyfirend forever! Né ♥ Landon.
friend
What a gross, yet hilarious, blog entry.
P.S. Instead of writing “We support Jay-Z.”, consider “We support R. Kelly.”
Naw, fuck Jay AND R. Kelly. And don’t forget, ya boy Jay did TWO entire albulms with R. Kelly AFTER the sex tape had been released.
Who supports R. Kelly?
R. Kelly’s old ass needs to be arrested!!! Messing with Aaliyah is grounds enough for statutory rape charges…
The least they could do is put him in the public sex offender’s registry.
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE R. KELLY.
I don’t even like but four or five of the songs in his 2930498432409234-song repertoire.
I hope the next time he tries to touch a little girl he does it at the club, afterparty or hotel lobby somewhere in Louisiana so Bobby J. cuts off his damn balls.
I haven’t supported R since the TP2.com cause the rest of them joints have been garbage but on the real, I also a problem with parents and family that whore out their family for fame and riches. Aliyah’s family didn’t mind as long as she got a record deal, Sparkle “allegedly” whored her cousin out to promote her career. Also as much as everyone feels that he was guilty he should have gotten off because they had no evidence against him. He was not charged with having a sex tape he was charged with having sex on tape with an underage girl. They never provided any proof that the girl was who they said she was. No baby pictures, no yearbook pictures not a damn thang. While I agree that he is definitely a pedophile and my daughter couldn’t be within 10 feet of him, I dont condone throwing justice out the window and stringing someone up on the strength of “he said, she said” despite my personal feelings. I find it funny the black people argue about the injustices in the jails and justice system but want to pick and choose when the rules, laws, etc should be enforced. Just my take on it.. sorry its so long
Well I’m certainly glad that someone has my point-of-view. So sad, majority of us won’t take or get the opportunity to taste cuisines from other cultures and nationalities…smh
Hahaha I thought I almost was exempt to this list seeing that I’m Caribbean-American and never grew up eating black american food. Then you hit me with the goddamn chicken feet. My culture loves eating chicken soup with those damn feet thrown in them. YUCK. I always end up scooping them out and second guessing eating the rest of the soup. You hit the nail on the head with this post!
Umm… I thought this whole trial was about Sparkle’s “niece” in the first place. Why whore out your fam and then speak out about it? Anyhoo yes, the prosecution had a real weak case. I figured he would walk although I really hoped he wouldn’t. Hell, If the damn cops in FL had their shit together, he would’ve been doing time in a FL jail.
I was snickering through the post and the comments until you guys got on scrapple. I love me some scrapple and I don’t care what’s in it (feel the same way about hot dogs).
Classic Post. And Pure Hilarity.
Nice to read such awesome commenting from Brown folks. As for me. Loves Bacon and I’m guilty as charged. Bacon tastes so freakin good!
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CHOW CHOW is COW DICK!
What about the coveted Jamaican delicacy–Cow Cod Soup=Cow Ball Soup
FUCK!
The delicacy name for cow balls is Rocky Mountain Oysters. I learned this from my ex fiancee who is a butcher.
Whatever!!
Miss thing, you’re crazy!! In mexico all of those food items you mentioned are a delicacy and are used all the time. For example, we use pork intestines to make wonderful “Taquitos de tripa” ane we use the pork stomach to make an excellent “sopa de menudo.” The feet we use to make a delicous “pozole” and the chicken legs are wonderful to make chicken broth without having to kill the whole chicken.
¿Comprende dumb ass?
Besos y abrazos!
Cara Cortada
you must have been tired when you wrote this.
“slave food?” seriously?
i understand where you were going but . . . nope. dont agree.
There are other races of people who eat ‘endtrails’. .. like Asians. Europeans eat Kidney pie and other God Awful things.. so why is it that you and others look down on Black American foods/practices…? You have been conditioned too look down at your race… very sad.
^to .. not too
And what about BAOLT!.. .. embroynated duck eggs……In the The Philippines. I dont see Europeans codemning their own people .. or Fllipinos comdemning theirs…. ONLY BLACK people comdemn their own… Because you have been mentally conditioned to do so! Others may not agree with their cultural traditions.. but they dont look down on their people EVER! Think about it.
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Jackass.
oh god…don’t get me started…
as for pigs allegedly eating shit…
all the chickens u eat having been eating shit and dead chickens thanks to modern farming techniques. i
pigs wallow prefferably in mud if they can get it, to regulate body temperature.
if you can eat any part of an animal then you can eat the whole thing. theres technically no difference. eye ball to tail!
I tried to eat a chicken foot once. It’s very difficult. Thank you, Taiwan.
I’m black and I definitely dont eat none of that!!! The smell is enough to send me to the toilet with a newspaper
Oh, Hell, Im guilty, guilty, guilty, of it All ,Except Chicken Feet. And I love it, love it, love it. There I said it. I don’t eat it much, as I am aware of the health factors, but yeah, I occassionally pick up a 10lbs pail of chitterlings, clean um up, season them and cook up down until they are tender licken good.
and same goes for the Feet, the ears and the tail. With rice Black eye Peas,. uummm ummmmm goood. haahhhha! Yes I do enjoy a good ole fashion plate of slave food from time to time.
Erm… There are plenty of countries where the parts you talk of are -not- “slave food”… Let’s start by chitterlings.
Welcome to France, a country often ridiculed, but where the food is kind of OK. A common delicacy is Andouillette. What is andouillette? Chitterlings sausage, simply put. However, Andouillette probably differs from chitterlings in how it is prepared, with sauces, onions and other spices. Andouillette features on the menus of several Michelin-starred restaurants… making it far from “slave food” by any account. And France’s Andouillette is far from the only high quality dish that uses chitterlings. Trippa from Italy and Callos from Spain also use chitterlings to make speciality dishes.
Hog Maw? Haggis and its numerous variations (Blodpolse in Denmark, Slatur in Iceland, but to name two) are all a far fetch from “slave food”… Whilst uncommon as a high-end restaurant dish, they feature comfortably as staple food in their country. Once again, not exactly “slave food”.
Similarly, whilst eating animal’s feet is uncommon in European cuisine, it is far more common in Asian food preparation. Pig’s feet (Jokbal) is a very common dish in South Korea, and is served in most restaurants, bars and karaokes. Again, whilst not exactly the figurehead of high South Korean cuisine, jokbal is a widely appreciated dish, and far from being “slave food”. Chicken’s feet (Fengzhao) is a common dim sun dish, and one of the better established in chinese cuisine. Unlike “slave food”, fengzhao are almost always available in dim sun restaurants, regardless of standing…
Perhaps it is the preparation of these parts that you find displeasing, but eating the parts themselves is hardly desecrating any of the people you mention. Or would a black person enjoying a speciality in France (Andouillette), Scotland (Haggis), South Korea (Jokbal) or China (Fengzhao) be fighing against what MLK wanted ? (Even worse, what if said black person wanted to cook these dishes at home for his family ?)
I know you were serious when you typed this blog but it was still hilarious! I have never understood why Black people eat any of these foods, either. Thank GOD, my parents never forced me to eat any of this. The only thing that I didn’t want to eat that really didn’t smell disgusting was oxtails that my maternal grandfather used to cook.
I have never laughed so hard at any blog site before & I read alot. I have been calling this stuff “Slave Food” for years so the title caught my eye right away. I’m surprised that you failed to mention Snout(pig nose), ears, tails & tongue which are the other favored delicacies found in the “southern style” menus. A lot of our caribbean brothers & sisters still love to dine on this stuff too. All of that said I must admit that I still occasionally enjoy some “chitterlings” with hot sauce & ketchup.(no I am niether self hating or bougie. The name is on the box) and I like scrapple the same way, but fried nice & crisp. Oh well, I guess it’s in my genes.
i grew up on eating pickled pig feet… and pig tails, cow tongue…that stuff is good…can’t say i eat it all the time but still good…learned all that from my grandmother..R.I.P Nan…
Sir, Thank you and your mama for making you, you are just so fresh, oh man you made my day
Although pigs feet were on the menu in my grandmothers home a time or two , she basically stayed away from the other pork by products. All of the aforementioned pork products are nasty and unhealthy. Sushi is tasty , so are certain items of sashimi.
However Asians also eat very nasty and unhealthy things.
Ie. rat (Vietnamese , and I saw a documentary about the culinary decadence of rats being consumed in Taiwan).
Also the eat very weird things such as roosters brow
chickens buttucks the list goes on , as in every other culture and creed.
Eating sushi doesn’t make one better than another person who eats pigs portions either.
I would never eat , hog mogs , fat back , chitterlings, etc , but hey that is just me!
Original post by Jen
I am proud of my 86 year old grandmother, born and raised in the deep south, for NEVER feeding her children, me, or any of their children/grandchildren this shit. Her husband was a sharecropper before he died and she worked in the damn fields of Louisiana and even SHE knew that she was too good for slave food. When people look at me crazy for saying I’ve never even smelled a “chit’lin”, I look at them crazy for expecting me to have.
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O.k. here I go…
Not only was your comment ignorant full of insult and idiotic lameness but it is a hypocritical comment. Your grandfather was a sharecropper , guess what mines was ? He was an engineer yes that’s right he graduated from UCLA in 1945. So I could easily say that your grandfather had a somewhat of a “slave job” right and look down on you . And you mentioned that your grandmother worked in the fields too , want to know what my grandmother did ? She was a homemaker never had to work in anyone’s field and she was able to stay at home and maintain a beautiful home while my grandfather worked . She also owned a cleaners later in life as well.
And she was very classy she just liked some pork by products every now and again where as your grandparents liked the slave work . Even my great granparents never worked in a field . They owned a corner market in Beaumont Texas and my great grandfather was a masonry artist. So please know that what you eat or do not consume makes you know better than the next person.
Sadly, a lot of what you mentioned is also a HUGE part of Puerto Rican cuisine. The worst is cleaned pig intestine STUFFED with pig blood, white rice, and spices! And yes, watching that get prepared back home in P.R. was NAUSEATING!
Thank God I’m Muslim and don’t eat any of that stuff!
This post made me laugh so hard I was nearly sick. I currently live in a village in the outer islands of Hong Kong and there’s a whole lot of pig gizzard, pig foot (“pork paw”) and chicken foot eating that goes on around here. Not by me though.
Great post! I’ll never understand how anyone who has options can eat chitterlings.
This blog is horrid and irrelevant and people who waste their time worrying about what other races do or don’t like needs a life and a life fast.
I don’t get it chitlins don’t smell that bad and its coming from a white guy my friends mom made em one day and his brother said I must be black to not care about the smell though I didn’t eat them because if(in the rare case I didn’t like it hell I’m fat I like most edible meat) I didn’t want to offend his mom and I’m glad he saved me from it I’ll try them someday but not when I could possibly offend someones mom(that shit ain’t cool).