Attention Indignant Persians: please read http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/why-you-shouldnt-read-this-blog before reading this entry and getting your magic carpet in a knot. Thanks.
The Georgetown Waterfront is one of that only places in DC that doesn’t suck anymore. From March - October, you can hobble your angry ass down to Georgetown Waterfront Park and enjoy drinks outdoors by the water, grab insanely expensive food (with insanely-er bad service) from Sequoia restaurant, and watch scantily clad women walk between M Street and the water while pretending to be indignant about the negative sexual attention they draw to themselves.
Unfortunately, there is one thing about the waterfront that sucks: Persians.
The favorite pastime of the sons of rich Persian oil and IT barons is to get a bunch of their greasy Ferrari-jacket-wearing douchebag friends together, hop on a Sea Ray, and park that motherfucker on the improvised dock in front of the harbor. I’ve included a diagram below to point out the interesting sights you’ll see there:
Figure 1: Click on the image to zoom in
When you park your boat at the dock, you’re within sight of the many women sitting around the bars and restaurants looking for dudes on boats to fuck, but you’re not close enough for them to distinguish your youthful awesomeness from the 50+ year old rich white dudes who’ve also parked their Sea Rays and are gallivanting about in the company of their Stepford wives, Abercrombie sons, and golden fucking retrievers.
So what’s the prospective Persian suitor to do? Blast god awful techno music, of course! Somehow, these sandbags* have convinced themselves that a perpetually alternating woofer-thump and stochattic cymbal is precisely what makes the pussy go “ooh whee.” After all, if it works in porno, it must work in real life. Techno music is so effective at attracting women, in fact, that you never see any women on a Persian boat. This is because their reaction to the electronica, combined with the pungent stank of the Persians’ Sex Panther cologne, has caused all women in the area to orgasm so hard that they literally disappear into thin air.
Figure 2: Persians do not realize this is a comedy
Surprisingly, water-borne Persians are by far the least annoying type of youthful sandbag. That’s because they save their atrocious A-game behavior for the club.
Persians are very easy to spot at a club. Just look for the following telltale signs:
1.) Hair. On a Persian, it will invariably have at least 3 or 4 thousand pounds of gel in it. Nothing drives the ladies wild like a grown man looking like an olive-skinned anime character who may or may not have dynamite strapped to his chest underneath his…
2.) Armani Exchange** Shirt. What better way to say “I’m a pompous shitbrick” than by letting everyone know you paid $60 for a lousy t-shirt? None, dammit!. It’d be rude to actually go up to girls and say “hey, I’m rich. I got a $60 t-shirt”, so instead the Persian takes the humble route and buys the shirt with ‘ARMANI EXCHANGE’ or ‘A|X’ in shiny silver 1,418,071 point font across the chest.
Figure 3: Asshole
This in-your-face fluorescent logo makes it noticeable even in the awesome presence of his…
3.) Jacket of Random Italianness. Girls love Italian shit - sports cars, shoes, handbags, ice - so your Persian ass had damn well better make sure your outfit includes an Italian element. The best way to do this is by wearing a jacket featuring an easily recognizable Italian theme. This is why you see mongoloid sandbags wearing red Ferrari jackets, or red/white/green jackets with an Italian flag and the word ‘Italia’ written in giant retard print across the back.
Figure 4: Asshole, Stage 2
This jacket is never a normal length jacket - it always stops a couple inches above the waist so that a.) it looks like a genuine racing jacket, and b.) it doesn’t cover up the logo on his…
4.) Horrifyingly Expensive Designer Jeans. That’s right folks, only Diesel or True Religion jeans are worthy of encasing the decidedly flat and hairy buttcheeks of the sandbag in their sweet denimy embrace. Wearing anything else would say to the ladies “my jeans cost less than $250, so there’s no way I’d be able to buy you a new set of tits every three years.”
Figure 5: Why would you want pants with a picture of a crane attacking your cornhole?
The sandbag stands tall and proud as the ladies take in the jeans’ fake fade, giant pre-cut holes, and painted-on wrinkle patterns…and they have to practically FIGHT themselves not to jump right on his cock when they see his…
5.) Shoes of Random Italianness. The shoes must always match the jacket in both color and refined sportiness, so the Persian sandbag will be seen wearing some sort of Ferrari-brand Pumas at least 110% of the time. Don’t be afraid if you accidentally scuff his shoes though, because Puma-related homicides are exclusively committed by black people.
*This is what I call douchebags from the middle east.
**I’ll admit that I own a lot of shit from Armani Exchange. But unless you get within six inches of me, you’ll never know it, because I’d sooner die than buy the shit where the AX label is clearly visible
$$$
You can have all those Yachts and overpriced clothes, but at the end of the day, your body hair still constitutes 2/3 of your body weight.
*sigh* I wonder what Chuck Norris would think of this…
Chris are you sure you aren’t talking about Persians from LA?!
Hahaha
OMG Chris…that is SO funny, and SO TRUE (based on what I’ve seen). When I first moved to the DC area about a year ago, I saw a lot of olive skinned people wearing AX and walking around in Tyson’s Corner Mall lol. They also wore Gucci jackets and extremely loud Dior lol. I wondered where these people came from, I mean, hey, they looked hot, but like they were trying SO hard…and they always seem to have a white girl on their arms or one of their own…dang…guess they wouldn’t want a broke black girl? Shucks! j/k
I hear that Persian shyt and say “whatever man, you from Iran. Stop trynna make that shyt sound exotic.” I’m sure some will try to debate the whole Iran/persia thing….I know….I just don’t care. I hate how I wanna hate and I hate hard. Damn what a wikipedia say.
Funny ass post, dude. I live in Glendale, CA, and I see this same shit with Armenians as well. It must be some sort of entertainment racket that they’re all into. On a side note, how can you buy from A/X. That’s just Armani for poor people.
The dynamite comment was a bit much.
Make’s you wanna go 300 … in real modern life.
THIS … IS … TACKY!!!!!11!!
*kick’em off the dock*
WOW, found a place to loaf more at….lofmorat….screw you borat….
Entirely taken to great funny places in the serious sky by this blog.
Dude, Bro, Hey You, Excuse me, What’ssssss up, Guy, Huh…..I (webloafer) will not waste cyberspace here with more comments, I’ll leave that up to others.
I didn’t take this time to comment to plug my 5 visitor a week blog, just want to say this. I’ll be a closet reader of your blog because I love to laugh, at others or myself.
Thanks for building a bridge between
@ digga lmao at the 300 comment *briefly imagines chris yelling “this - is - AMERICA!!” before kicking persians into the potomac* next time i’m in dc i’m definitely not sleeping on the waterfront, though i feel so white everytime i walk down damn m street.
yeah i feel you though… arabs do the same shit too. went to one of the “richer” parts of the UAE (i say this like the motherfuckers are broke) and it was all clones of my lonesome cowboy by murakami in a darker palette… and not naked.
p.s. this is my lonesome cowboy
http://www.uark.edu/campus-resources/rlee/partsp07/Murakami-MyLonesomeCowboy-1997.jpg
True. Describes my ex to a T. But he always paid for shyt. Love the Persians. Ha ha.
Ugh, I almost choked on my French Toast Crunch marinated in plain soy milk…
Nasty, greasy a$$ and/or ultra hairy men = instant disappearing sex drive.*
“Don’t be afraid if you accidentally scuff his shoes though, because Puma-related homicides are exclusively committed by black people.”
I’m guilty of this but come on, show some respect and watch where your clumsy a$$ is going.
* Oh so sad.
We call them Iranians here, so they are still flashing their money around. Well then you should support the Ayatollahs who they are running away from.
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I dated a Persian man, only because I didn’t want to pay the $$ to take Farsi classes…so I had him teach me. I guess he came in handy. I have a coworker/friend who’s Persian and when I hang out with her and her family, I’ve seen every thing you’ve wrote about…but I must say, partying with them is definitely an experience! I used to party with the white people b/c they always buy drinks, but now I party with the Persians b/c they buy out the bar and you leave with gifts.
Italian ice…
I’m rich. I got a $60 t-shirt”, so instead the Persian takes the humble route and buys the shirt with ‘ARMANI EXCHANGE’ or ‘A|X’ in shiny silver 1,418,071 point font across the chest…hahahahahaha
I like vintage screne tees but can’t stand a grown a$$ man(woman) with brand names across their chest~bebe and dkny and lets not forget the supersized Polo emblem. Trust me, I’m ok not knowing where you shop. Besides, everyone knows that the “urban” line of clothing is garish and overthetop and marketed to the..well..you know.
I mean if you’re a child/teenager then by all means, but an adult???
As for the jeans with all the markings across the bootay, why would any man call attention to or advertise that region? I’m also not a fan of the various sweat pants marketed for kids(woman)with words across the derriere like ‘go team’ wtf is that about?!?
Somehow, these sandbags* have convinced themselves that a perpetually alternating woofer-thump and stochattic cymbal is precisely what makes the pussy go “ooh whee.”
It took me 2 minutes to get through this sentence. I snorted out coffee at sandbags, hit my head on the keyboard at woofer-thump and slid out of my chair at “ooh whee”
I cant take you to day. OR where this conversation will go.
Yes! The pointed racism is back!
This is way I hate Georgetown. And anyone who wears A|X t-shirts, Bebe t-shirts, etc. is stoopid.
okay, i’m a sucker for an SNL reference…so…good times!
persians…thankfully i don’t run into too many here in Houston unless i hit a non-negro dance club…but when I have, it’s always hilarious to me. i’ve had a few hit on me…i wouldn’t give them the time of day…greasy hairyness is NOT a good look.
Haha! I was wondering when sandnickels would get the treatment. This is more than true even though i’ve never been to the gtown waterfront. But since I was able to get into a club i’ve seen these ’sandbags*’ all over the place looking like night at the roxbury. And always too damn old for the club. And i’ve said it before and i have no idea why my nearly 6′ babyface ass attracts
1) Elderly black men (60+ please)
2) short stocky hispanic men of the mexican/salvadorian persuiasian
3) teeny tiny thin persian men with shiny suits on in the club.
A group of ’sandbags’ and inevitably the shortest, tiniest but no doubt hairiest one will chase me around all night, and you know they’re all stalkery. Never accept the drink. Its like accepting to be their 3rd wife. Also never dance with them, even out of pity. One dance makes you his concubine and he has the right to act extremely jealous of you all night and try to cockblock/fight any properly heighted man you look at the rest of your life.
Now of course my question is, how much AIX does shabooty own?
*my new favorite term.
Yesha, hanging out with persians is cool b.c. of the exorbitant lifestyle. However I’m glad you spoke Farsi, every persian or arab man I met I couldn’t even talk to nicely b.c. i didn’t know how to explain to them that slavery was illegal in the USA and most of the world. And I will not sell myself to him for 3 camels and a bag of figs- or the equivalent of a ride on his yacht and unlimited bottle service at the club.
Actually, wearing an Armani Exchange shirt is no way to display wealth. Any douchebag can buy an Armani Exchange shirt because it’s a bridge line–the point of the bridge line is to make it affordable for ordinary joe blows. What you really want is the db sporting an Armani proper t-shirt.
OMG, yet another reason I fucking hate Georgetown and “diverse” nightclubs. Sooo gross, so so so gross. Persian men didn’t usually bother my crew and I too much, as we are Negroes, but on the occasions they did step up and talk to me, I felt that the grease seeping from their pores would keep me ash free for the next five years. “Ohhh, where are your fraaaaam? You dooont loook Ameeeeerrican” Ew, help, yikes and I can’t. Everytime I see them, I just think “Borat’s Night At The Roxbury”.
What baffles me, though it shouldn’t, was their ability to pull relatively “good looking” White women. Hence proving that a lot women will talk to an old boot if the old boot said “Drinks on me all night”.
I have this psycho “friend” from Iran who’s always trying to put me on to her Persian friends. AND WE ALWAYS GO TO GEORGETOWN but you know I go where the bottles of Goose flow!!!
ahahhah man this is way too funny because you just described one of my close guy friends. Halarity…We would all go to Georgetown tot he Prince Cafe and smoke Hookah and he would insist on paying for everything when we would go out.. He felt like a big man walking around with three girls on his arm walking past the shops with a shit eating grin on his face the whole time..man him and his friends loved some black girls foreal though…his one friend would stay hitting on me when we would go out..he was cute and all..but he was too much…stay rocking the A/X shirts and way to much after shave and he was way to touchy feely..always putting his arms around me ahahha..wasnt feeling it.. but i sure let his ass buy me shit when we all went out hahahah..im not even gonna front..i liked that part about it hahahaha.
Persian know how to through a bomb ass party for the record…
Persians also have this loud obnoxious laugh thats fucking annoying…
the end.
Yea!!! A post!
This “project” better involve gender reassignment surgery.
Why does SBPH (and Chris) control my life? I skipped out on Starbucks this a.m. to get a McDonald’s iced coffee specifically because of Chris’ well-written diatribe on its goodness. After being overcharged for a large by the poster-child for the Special Olympics at the register and handed this tasteless troth (why is it so big?) of watered-down ridiculousness, I just threw it away.
Can’t wait to read the post. Persians are hot!
LMAO at this post…and at the bomb ass party comment….so wrong …so so wrong
hahahaha i thought more ppl would have caught that bomb ass party comment klysha
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Their rugs are nice!
Reminds me of the Chaldeans or Greeks in the Detroit suburbs…
And I will not sell myself to him for 3 camels and a bag of figs-
lord whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaoooo
@Ne:
LOL….
One lesson i learned the hard way “Do not call a Persian an ARAB…”
Thats worst than calling a Butter Rican a Domincan or Vice Versa
@ willnotbetelevised - Now of course my question is, how much AIX does shabooty own?
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none –cause im ghetto fabulous.
my only persian stereotype accessory or whatever are my ‘aviators’
lol….
and i admit when I had long hair i would put gel in it but theres a difference… i didnt do the slicked back stereotypical style… mine was the emo-fied/bangs look lol. see: rapper named cage.
-s-
chaldeans??
tries to picture Shabooty with long hair….ew…aviators are hot..just my opinion ahaha… why do persians wear those wack ass parachute pants??? not wass up..
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2395/1578329554_a92301c81c_o.png
Yes, Chaldeans=Christian Iraqis
I have never met any persians. Thanks for the lookout.
Do any of you guys know how their girls/women feel about America?
“I will not sell myself for 3 camels and a bag of figs”
Died!
Persian sex is hot. All the gel provides a natural lubricant at the end of the night. Be careful not to twist the body hair though, it hurts them and makes them angry.
*tears*
This is ALL So TRUE!!!!! I live in the DC area too and you see these fools EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persians are hilarious. I went to a hookah resturant with a Persian female friend of mine and some other girls and while we were waiting outside to get in this red Ferrari pulls up right in front of the place. Dude who gets out is at least 40, is going bald but has grease in his remaining hair, has a Gucci long-sleeved silk button-down with the first three or four buttons undone, has a gold Star of David necklace peeking out of his copious amounts of chest hair, is wearing *I am not even kidding* black leather pants and boots. He also had the requisite 4 gold rings on each hand and diamond earring. My friends and I were in full giggle mode until these group of hoes came up and started talking to him and touching his car and stuff. I swear to god some women are insanely stupid.
Another time we went to a Persian resturant and they had a dance floor so we started dancing (after a few drinkies) and I did bellydance at the time and started doing that. The guys all around the dance floor started yelling and doing that Xena warrior call thing and I was like, alrighty then and just kept on until the song was over. It was bizarre, like something out of a movie.
*this group of hoes, not these
@ captions on Figure 1 - LOL DSFDSJFLJSLKFJSKFHASLHFKSHDFKJHHFHUHFLK .
Post overall - *crying* Notthose ri-damn-diculous jeans. I’ve seen plenty that cost north of $1000 that look like pure hell. My favorite was one with an embroidered python from the crotch of the jeans to the ankle. Why???? On second thought, that was probably shabooty.
Sorry I went off topic but what do you think about the Chinese in South Africa now being classified as black?
Persian sex is hot. All the gel provides a natural lubricant at the end of the night. Be careful not to twist the body hair though, it hurts them and makes them angry.
I just died a thousand deaths
nelo - we discussed that in yesterday’s thread.
Chuck norris said:
We are talking about Persians nelo… PERSIANS! not Asians or Africa.
Plus we are not at 100 post yet topic usually changes after 100
LOL this post was the kind of funny that made me feel ashamed at laughing. Kind of like the boondocks. You know its over the line but you cant help it. I have not had any of the aforementioned experiences, I don’t think the Persian invasion has reached this far south, but I did have a friend in college that was Armenian and he was FINE!!!! He was also always blunted and through the dopest parties! LMAO He didn’t use a lot of product nor did he seem extremely hairy but he might have shaved his chest. I have a real problem with a man using product. Be it gel, Jeri curl activator, a conk or one of those instant perms in a box that black men use to get those gay ass 360 degree Caesar waves….
side note:
one of the funniest Status I’ve seen on Facebook:
S.C. “is done having sex and wishes she would wake up so he can sleep in his bed by himself.”
LMAO
ok back on topic…
Sorry. I didn’t check until today.
Let’s keep talking about Persians!
There is nothing like that akward moment when someone has stayed a lil too long in your bed or house and you are hinting for them to leave….
“Persian sex is hot. All the gel provides a natural lubricant at the end of the night. Be careful not to twist the body hair though, it hurts them and makes them angry.” AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHA Ass.
I saw that article on BBC news: South Africans classifying Chinese as Black. I wish I had sat in on that meeting…who decided this? I’m all for equality, but this is weird.
I saw that article on BBC news: South Africans classifying Chinese as Black. I wish I had sat in on that meeting…who decided this? I’m all for equality, but this is weird.
Yes, it is. Especially since Chinese people weren’t discrimated against after 1975. They got “white status” after that. So, why did their association bitch about inequality? Since for almost two decades after the rest of the colored, they were treated liked tanned crackers?
Nelo,
you arent slick, trying to continue to change the subject before 100. lol
LOL @ ESQUIRE…LOL
Its funny there were more comments two days ago when there was no POst, lol
LOL LANDON, so true. We are waiting until post 100 to get it poppin’.
Eh! Knatural let me keep going.
That figures…the first day I am able to log in all day at leisure is the day you guys are going to take it slow….
Everybody is probably trying to catch up on their work from early this week.
Either that or took a look at the topic and thought: “I know no Persians” and then took off.
Sorry, I didn’t realize 100 comments is the cap AHAHAHA.
An Italian buddy of mine was griping about his woman troubles and how every woman in DC seems to be a “materialistic bitch”. He said the last time he went out, at least two different girls asked if he was Jewish or Persian. When he replied no, they walked away. Persians get all the girls ‘cuz they wear A|X t-shirts and curly shoes.
U’d be correct TomatoHead! It’s during topics like these that I feel like a SBPH University outcast/online student, becus I don’t live in DC where the ‘cool kids’/on-campus students live.
curly shoes, not the GENIE shoes, lol
Hahahaha, ever been to the Avenue? Go to the Avenue on a Thursday night and go to the top floor where they’re banging the hottest Persian house and hip-hop music. You’ll go nuts.
Yea, I’m on the westcoast and thankfully I can relate as there are craploads of Persians in the Los Angeles area, specifically the West Hollywood area where all the temples are.
curly shoes…. lmao bwahahahah lamo
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“And I will not sell myself to him for 3 camels and a bag of figs-
lord whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaoooo”
Ne
lawd lawd lawd i dam near fell outta my chair. LMBAO!
lawd = Lord
outta = out of
in case Lord Vader is patrolling.
I hope this is not a repost but where I am from we call them
“SandNiggas”
lmaoo pmc @ Lord Vader bwahahaha.
umm thats not nice headnutincharge
Yeah! Genie Shoes. I actually work with a couple of (older) Persians and they don’t fit that “greasy”, douchy, stereotype. It’s cool, because I get emails about Persian New Year and come Holiday time they bring in yummy food. Bertha appreciates that.
Okay, tell me why am I like a curry magnet or something.
Pakistani, arab, persian, and fIJI men feel like it is their red dot duty (no offense) to approach me and ask me out.
Once a week, sometimes 2x a week. I can’t
Ne: maybe its because you co wrote the Karma Sutra?
Thanks landon
::crosses legs and shrugs shoulders::
I didn’t know you knew:) but keep it on the down low though, everyone is going to be asking me for tips.
Ne, maybe the Persians love you becaue you have that “cum hither” look or either you look like you might just go for that bag of figs and 3 camels. i sill can’t get over that offering. LOL!
LOL yall are crazy.. I feel the same way down in here in Tennessee B4Prez.. a lot of times I am wondering what the hell are they talking about? My best friend lives in DC but I have only been there on the customary school trips, never as an adult
“U’d be correct TomatoHead! It’s during topics like these that I feel like a SBPH University outcast/online student, becus I don’t live in DC where the ‘cool kids’/on-campus students live.”
I’m with you on that one, I don’t think I’ve ever met a greasy Persian in Boston.
Ya’ll miss me hahaha..jk
all the cool kids are from the DC/MD area sorry B4prez..sucks to be you!
nay nay boo boo!
FanmJacmel what does your handle mean? just curious.
lol
I smile a lot…maybe they think I am so happy I be happy with my three camels and figs. I don’t get it.
Ladies I know it’s not just me. Somebody please tell me that they are curry magnets too.
I think I saw a shabooty look alike during lunch today…he was wearing a yellow jump suit
http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/alig.jpg
wika wika Ali G in da house bitches..thats what he said to me when i walked past… ahaha
Fucking hillarious!!!! I work at the Water Gate a hop Skip and a Jump from the Water Front. So mow you know that I am going to be walking over there just to see the pure bullish upclose and personal! LOL LOL
Hey mrs. epps HOW YOU derin’
So, are there no Persians (”Middle Eastern”) in the South?
I think I saw a shabooty look alike during lunch today…he was wearing a yellow jump suit
http://www.alig4real.co.uk/images/main_ali_g_01.jpg
wika wika Ali G in da house bitches..thats what he said to me when i walked past… ahaha
NE: Just you… something about your swagger makes them want to buy you a nice rug in hopes to see your rug
what it do Ne!!! what is the Kama Sutra classes i hear your giving hahah
SandNiggas ????????????????? Are you Serious! Gezzzzz The Contry needs Help… BUt any who
We have a few…they mostly own dollar stores or the “bling bling” jewelry stores or the dead sea carts in the mall
Landon, that was horrible punage…..
NE: Just you… something about your swagger makes them want to buy you a nice rug in hopes to see your rug
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I don’t have a shaggy rug
my first encounter with a Persian was in high school and this Prince (literally) was in drivers ed with us and this white girl kept drawing sexual pictures on some paper and handing it to him. she thought it was funny….so the Persian dude felt her up and she got mad. He slapped the dog shit out of her ass. It was the slap heard round the world. I don’t think they play that shit in his circle. They just moved him to another class and suspended her ass.
Wow Landon. You and Shabooty could write scripts for Persian porn.
The Persian’s over here in pg mostly own liquor stores and gas stations… and the guys that work there stay tryna give me free shit..i’ll take some free liquor hands down ahahah..it’ll be funny when ever my man go to the liquor store he’ll be like you come with me cuz they always seem to slide in a 5th of henny with our beer ahah
That’s all right…I’ll be invading the DC area when I go visit my friend in Silver Spring. I’m gonna link up with the Persians and get it crunk!!!!!
hah Mrs. Epps.
Most recently, the rapper, Dizzee Rascal from the UK said I looked like Ali-G
so I’ve heard that before. innit?
btw i saw this bitch at the bar last night that look like Ellen Page from Juno -and what do you know? She had Ellen Page from Juno’s same cunty attitude.
…so drop-kick-able.
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@knatural: Persian porn,hmmmmm
Lady in tight clothes cleaning house..
((DOor Bell Rings)))
Lady opens door —
Man in Dikies uniform with Gelled Hair and taco meat showing, says in persian accent…
man: Did you call to get your RUG Cleaned?
Lady: WHy yes cum in
lady (licks lips)
Man: MY i like your rug…
chicahicaa Bowwowoowoww (music in background) they go for a ride on his magic carpet.
Sandnigga is not nice but Sandbag is? Hmmmmm. Interesting.
AHAHAAH Landon, I was picturing more of a Bollywood-esque production, like a porno Aladdin. The guy made her rub his ‘lamp’ for three wishes.
Knatural:
like that Bolloywood video we watched the over day… hmmmm I’ll be back, lol…
but wait those are indians… red dot not feather.
What Bollywood video from the other day?
Indian, Iranian, we’re all the same. Crazy.
@Landon,
That’s like bad black porn on Russ Parr’s morning show, lol!
I am definitely a curry magnet. More so right after I get my hair done because it gets super-white people looking straight and for some reason they think that I’m Arab or dark persian or Indian.
I’ve had, on two separate occasions, had Indian men come up to me and ask me if I was Indian. And I said no both times and both times they asked the same question: Are your parents Indian? And I said NO, I’m black, African American. And both times they gave me this strange look (one was kind of a “you’re kidding, right?” and the other was more “really??”) and wandered off.
The Persian guys at my high school were in love with me though, as were their parents. I have no idea what the deal is with that because most of the persians I know won’t date anyone outside of Persian Jews…
WHos Russ Parr?