Comments on: Fake CEOs

By: Jhocolate

Jhocolate — Thu, 22 May 2008 05:48:03 +0000

The Fake CEO you refer to is also called the Dallas Douche or the $30K millionaire

http://www.dallasobserver.com/2007-11-29/news/douchebags-in-the-mist/full#comments

By: Merri Lee

Merri Lee — Tue, 20 May 2008 20:05:59 +0000

What kind of job title is this??

By: Bush Babee

Bush Babee — Thu, 15 May 2008 01:36:09 +0000

Love the Ninja pic. It’s killing me.

By: ph2072

ph2072 — Wed, 14 May 2008 06:33:37 +0000

I fucking HATE fake CEOs. I used to be friends with one – the same muthafucka who I mentioned in the “restaurant snob” entry. Muthafucka still lives at home with his parents, yet he stays stuntin’ and lyin’, acting like he has it made. Fake CEOs are such lying dirtbag snake social-climbing-wanna-be losers.

By: mrspen

mrspen — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:02:14 +0000

as always, spot on. it’s been good to be away and catch up on all the good stuff.

SEVEN–HAHAHA! Atlanta is the ANTI-CUFFS area.

By: vitazza

vitazza — Tue, 13 May 2008 01:11:06 +0000

Ha fake CEO’s!!
CUFFS is a beautiful practice… how many up and comers do we all know who land their first official position and run to buy that “Door Stop” of a C190 class Mercedes…..? Could I at least see a SLK??? I personally think it is easier to buy used a decent quality car cash, purchase the ugliest home in the most desirable well established neighborhood, and leave the jewelry to a sensible singular spectacular piece. Understated wealth is always best. Crazy overstated Bling Bling is for Hollywood and Broadway!!

By: Deon

Deon — Sun, 11 May 2008 11:45:12 +0000

First off, for your G35 comment… Fuck you for that! I wish ill upon you, Chris. I got my Infiniti for it’s reckless speed and police-evading maneuverability (essential for a black man with dreadlocks)… not it’s fake CEO symbolism (or female inhibition-lowering abilities). Besides, the shit just looks good. Everything else was spot-on. Keep the good stuff coming.

By: zoso

zoso — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:30:21 +0000

@DJStylus, I would LOVE to ride my bike everywhere. Since I’m still in school, I can only ride it to campus and places nearby. One problem though is that US roads typically aren’t made with bicyclists in mind, so it’s pretty dangerous. There are a few bicycle deaths a year in my city from drivers simply not paying attention.

Also, there’s crap for transit in FL (completely unreliable to boot), so I have to use my car to go to work/grocery store. Unfortunately I gotta get a new car but hopefully with the increase in gas prices, transit will be upgraded nationwide (or simply constructed…)

@ Shine, thanks for the shoutout. A couple friends have feet nearly half my size! Sometimes it’s annoying being the only big-feet woman about, particularly when shopping. So thanks for pointing out 9 West!

By: Merri Lee

Merri Lee — Fri, 09 May 2008 22:34:18 +0000

A-men Tamara! I went to college with a guy who didn’t seem to grasp the concept of a student LOAN check, and spent all his “extra” money on Gucci sneaks, Armani gear, pimpin out his Honda. He still stunnin, all the while complaining that he doesn’t get paid enough and that the loans are killing him. WTF?? I like a luxury now and then (look out spa – here I come!), but I do not need to impress anyone with my gear.

By: Mrs.Epps

Mrs.Epps — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:38:31 +0000

hahahahah Fake CEO’s too funny and so fucking true. Reminds me of a story… I know one well use to know one. My brother from another mother who happened to be a 26 yr old blue eyed ultimate macho-man white boy, my roomate as well. It would be to funny watching his ass get dressed and acting all cocky and a pompous ass in the mirror when I would fix his collar. He actually wanted my to be his “Wingman” well “Wing woman”. I figrued hey…he can buy me drinks and shit and I can socialize with the guys at the bar. I found it odd how he wanted me to be his wingwoman rather havign one of his friends do it. He told me because I was an A+,very intelligent, beautiful young black woman that would make any 1/2 ass white girl in the room give you the stink eye. HAHAH So i would go out with him tot he bar every saturday laughing my ass off sometomes pissy ass drunk at him tryna bring girls back to our house with wack ass pick up lines. And to make a long story short…he never got laid…and now spends most of his time paying off old bills and in credit card debt. I told him to stop buying girls drinks so much and buying some many damn clothes that he will never wear… but nope he didnt listen..now he’s back at his parents house trying to start up his business in the card game industry…SMH