Comments on: Attractive Women http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/ Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:53:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Tiffer http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-8922 Tiffer Mon, 19 May 2008 22:04:15 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-8922 well, i'm a girl and i saw a really buff hot construction worker that kept walking around me at a 7-ll. I was trying to have a conversation with someone and i looked up, noticed his green eyes, tan skin, and muscles...and i completely lost my thought lol...I felt so dumb! He knew what he was doing because he kept coming around me and brushed up against me! I told my friend "I'm sorry...that guy just made me forget what i was trying to tell you...oh ... my... gosh" ...and she said "that's...ok...i ...forgot...too" LOL. Oh, and as he was brushing against me he said in this real deep voice.."excuse me love"...aww man...i feel so embarrassed just talking about it! I COULDN'T REMEMBER MY NAME AND I FLED THE STORE AFTER MAKING MY PURCHASE! well, i’m a girl and i saw a really buff hot construction worker that kept walking around me at a 7-ll. I was trying to have a conversation with someone and i looked up, noticed his green eyes, tan skin, and muscles…and i completely lost my thought lol…I felt so dumb! He knew what he was doing because he kept coming around me and brushed up against me! I told my friend “I’m sorry…that guy just made me forget what i was trying to tell you…oh … my… gosh” …and she said “that’s…ok…i …forgot…too” LOL. Oh, and as he was brushing against me he said in this real deep voice..”excuse me love”…aww man…i feel so embarrassed just talking about it! I COULDN’T REMEMBER MY NAME AND I FLED THE STORE AFTER MAKING MY PURCHASE!

]]> By: keiranzma http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4871 keiranzma Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:09:12 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4871 You forgot to add a step, about making sure that prior to beginning the gawk, the target's husband, baby daddy, s.o. is nowhere in the vicinity, lest you remain fixated on said breasts, ass, hips too long and catch an elbow to the throat or an embarassing ass-whipping of epic proportions. According to my husband, he'll let a gawker slide if he catches him mid-gawk, and the gawker immediately acknowledges my husband and quickly averts his eyes to the floor, geisha-style. BUT, if that nicka continues to look after giving hubby the stinkeye or nudging his boys and encouraging THEM to look... *sucks teeth in sadness* NOT a good situation. You forgot to add a step, about making sure that prior to beginning the gawk, the target’s husband, baby daddy, s.o. is nowhere in the vicinity, lest you remain fixated on said breasts, ass, hips too long and catch an elbow to the throat or an embarassing ass-whipping of epic proportions. According to my husband, he’ll let a gawker slide if he catches him mid-gawk, and the gawker immediately acknowledges my husband and quickly averts his eyes to the floor, geisha-style. BUT, if that nicka continues to look after giving hubby the stinkeye or nudging his boys and encouraging THEM to look…
*sucks teeth in sadness*

NOT a good situation.

]]> By: Miss Ray http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4622 Miss Ray Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:36:06 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4622 @Shrine: LOL @ killin them costa rican girls. I think we kill everyone except the Africans from Africa. They have the original badonky that takes names and cooks dinners. Oh the starers... @Shrine: LOL @ killin them costa rican girls. I think we kill everyone except the Africans from Africa. They have the original badonky that takes names and cooks dinners.

Oh the starers…

]]> By: Shine http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4604 Shine Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:33:35 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4604 And AF I am normally oblivious to a guys package even when its obvious. So if I do look, I'm staring, I'm almost certain to get caught, at least by other chics. Chris, I do from time to time let the girls breathe, its usually not on purpose, but I don't care about staring, or even commenting, just as long as its not foul. This whole thread reminds me of being in Costa Rica last year though. I was in the market and struck up a nice conversation with this costa rican guy. We were talking about racism in the latino community and all sorts of nonsense and then he says he wanted to tell me something (bad news). Then he whispers in my ear 'I like your butt'. I had to crack up laughing. Not only was that conversation killer(nice segue), reduces the chances of getting a number (which wasn't going to happen anyway because I don't live in Costa Rica) but I am notoriously flat-assed for a black woman. But I guess I was killing them costa rican girls. I know you appreciate from the stare, there's really no need to mention it after that because it rarely sounds good. And AF I am normally oblivious to a guys package even when its obvious. So if I do look, I’m staring, I’m almost certain to get caught, at least by other chics.

Chris, I do from time to time let the girls breathe, its usually not on purpose, but I don’t care about staring, or even commenting, just as long as its not foul.

This whole thread reminds me of being in Costa Rica last year though. I was in the market and struck up a nice conversation with this costa rican guy. We were talking about racism in the latino community and all sorts of nonsense and then he says he wanted to tell me something (bad news). Then he whispers in my ear ‘I like your butt’. I had to crack up laughing. Not only was that conversation killer(nice segue), reduces the chances of getting a number (which wasn’t going to happen anyway because I don’t live in Costa Rica) but I am notoriously flat-assed for a black woman. But I guess I was killing them costa rican girls. I know you appreciate from the stare, there’s really no need to mention it after that because it rarely sounds good.

]]> By: Mrs. Kennedy http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4603 Mrs. Kennedy Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:27:25 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4603 Ya know, you should cover a section on workplace gawking . . . I work HR for a tech company and once received a complaint from an attractive woman who was concerned about the fact that every time she would go to the cafeteria for lunch, a table of engineers would stare incessantly at her - like an open mouthed, unflinching, saliva producing gape. . . One of my coworkers had to accompany her to the cafeteria so she could point out the young men, and we had to have a conversation about our company's policy on sexual harassment. . . That conversation ended with, "Well if you think she's so hot, why don't you just go over there and TALK to her?" Not only will you get a chance to gawk up-close, but you won't seem so socially awkward and obviously creepy. . . Ya know, you should cover a section on workplace gawking . . .
I work HR for a tech company and once received a complaint from an attractive woman who was concerned about the fact that every time she would go to the cafeteria for lunch, a table of engineers would stare incessantly at her – like an open mouthed, unflinching, saliva producing gape. . .
One of my coworkers had to accompany her to the cafeteria so she could point out the young men, and we had to have a conversation about our company’s policy on sexual harassment. . .
That conversation ended with, “Well if you think she’s so hot, why don’t you just go over there and TALK to her?” Not only will you get a chance to gawk up-close, but you won’t seem so socially awkward and obviously creepy. . .

]]> By: Shine http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4602 Shine Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:19:10 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4602 I have to say Thank You! to Ms. Epps. Ninja Warrior is now going to be my new favorite show. I have to say Thank You! to Ms. Epps. Ninja Warrior is now going to be my new favorite show.

]]> By: Ed The Sports Fan http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4598 Ed The Sports Fan Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:19:35 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4598 **If you gawk at anything weird, like feet or elbows or ears or some shit, kill yourself, you fucking freak. Too funny, I'm a new poster and just caught on to reading your site. Nice stuff, keep it up. www.edthesportsfan.com -Ed. **If you gawk at anything weird, like feet or elbows or ears or some shit, kill yourself, you fucking freak.

Too funny, I’m a new poster and just caught on to reading your site. Nice stuff, keep it up.

http://www.edthesportsfan.com

-Ed.

]]> By: ph2072 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4590 ph2072 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:28:21 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4590 It's not their fault that they're beautiful. ;) I would've had to stifle laughter too if I saw that. It’s not their fault that they’re beautiful. ;) I would’ve had to stifle laughter too if I saw that.

]]> By: GuessWho http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4586 GuessWho Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:04:58 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4586 I totally wish I found your blog a long time ago.... Comic relief. You gave some great advice to the dudes. I love the one about them starting from the bottom. Ha ha ha!!!! There is nothing funnier than catching a guy with the "stupid" look so yeah. thanks for telling guys to adjust their faces..... You're too funny! I totally wish I found your blog a long time ago…. Comic relief. You gave some great advice to the dudes. I love the one about them starting from the bottom. Ha ha ha!!!!

There is nothing funnier than catching a guy with the “stupid” look so yeah. thanks for telling guys to adjust their faces…..

You’re too funny!

]]> By: Seven http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/04/25/attractive-women/#comment-4583 Seven Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:11:54 +0000 http://stuffblackpeoplehate.wordpress.com/?p=274#comment-4583 I guess seeing how men react to attractive women is a big enough example to women as to how not to act when they see some male eye candy. :-) Back to the draft... I guess seeing how men react to attractive women is a big enough example to women as to how not to act when they see some male eye candy. :-)

Back to the draft…

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