Anyone looking to find a trite, predictable, stereotypical listing of crap black people hate will be severely disappointed by this blog. If you are one of those folks, then I apologize in advance for having to bring you to the shocking realization that, yes, black people hate more than mayonnaise and the Klan. In fact, I happen to love mayo, and my first blog even offers a backhanded-but-sincere compliment to the KKK. If you have a problem with this, you are more than welcome to email someone who cares.
This blog is also not intended to be anything original. I can already imagine the droves of (probably white) people who will lambast me for simply copying the ideas of other stuff[ethnicity]people[like|love|hate|loathe].[com|org|biz|tv] sites. So before you waste your time emailing me and depreciating my delete key, I’ll give you the answer you’re looking for (or not):
I don’t give a shit.
The point of this blog isn’t to be original. The point of this blog is to keep me from losing my mind.
To put it briefly, StuffBlackPeopleHate is one of the only outlets I have to rant and rave about the things that piss me off as a black man (other things piss me off too, but none moreso in frequency than those that relate to my blackness. The intensity-of-anger prize goes to things related to my Indian-ness, but I digress.) If I do not get these issues off my chest, then there is a small chance that I will become clinically insane.
So please shut the hell up about my originality, and pray for my immortal soul.
“things that piss me off as a black man” …
u know i kid.
thought you were injun…PICK A SIDE ALREADY AND STOP WANTING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!!!!!
You mean other black people hate mayo too? I thought I was the only one.
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Please PLEASE please post something about West Indians / Caribbean Blacks - and their first gen children living in the US.
The next entry NEEDS to be on “Meaningless Award Ceremonies” or “Patting Ourselves on the Back”. Of course this could also be on stuffeducatedblackpeoplelike depending on the view.
BTW, great blog.
Great blog. I’ve sat here for 10 minutes reading and re-reading your posts. It’s classic material.
Even if I dont’ agree, and I agree with a lot of it, it’s still a blast. Keep on rockin’!!!
Love your razor sharp wit and well place anger. Diggin the pic in your Native American dress. I’m jealous as you were raised to know both your NA and AA heritage. Shoot I’m STILL learning about my NA heritage (Houma Nation in Houma, LA) and pissed off because I didn’t get to grow up with it. Oh well I’m working on making up for lost time.
Keep on hatin’ this blog is great!
i love you. *_*
your left handed! thats cool!
i usually get bored of blogs and delete them from my list of reads after a while..
this one is going to stand the test of time…
big up chris…
and @ uhuru.. what is the beef with west indians?
I’m curious about that too (and I am a child of West Indian descent).
I thought i was the only black person who hated mayo.
YT stole something else from a brotha. Stuff white people hate.
http://theresamacphail.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/stuff-white-people-hate-2-paying-taxes/
correction:
*hate me cause I’m light
Another “what this blog isn’t”:
“UNBIASED”!!
Great Blog. I have been reading it a lot. Great Job.
shit ..i drank shuga wata and ate manaise samich
i have a general sense of discontent with the status quo in our society…
ok i loathe most people for their utter ignorance and lack of thought beyond their own nose….simply put, most people fall far short of their god given grace.
read as
however. i would like to take this time and space to highlight a few things i do indeed LOVE.
1. i LOVE not starving to death, dying of malaria, or some other easily treatable disease simply because “my people” cant get their shit together. black people were according to all known scientific evidence the first homo sapiens around, predating others by TENS OF THOUSANDS of years…why the fuck are we still clubbing each other like seals? why didnt any appreciable form of technology arrive until the white man showed up….and bam all the sudden beepers , blunts, 40s, bigscreens, and SUV’s??? i cant figure this out.
2. i love not getting killed in the same type of tribal warfare that has been raging across the african continent for eons. the same tribal warfare that landed our forefathers in slave chains well before the white man came to purchase them from their BLACK oppressors. yes blacks were slaves to blacks and sold to whites by their own kind, watch blood diamond peeps, the shit is real…..and it was alot more hardcore in the time of shaka-zulu.
3. i love the fact that all black people have some inherent reverse-racist fear and hatred of white people, when the white man is after all responsible for shit like the late ODB’s welfare, BET, and affirmative blacktion…you need to watch out for that shady 300 pound nigga riding an undersized pink bicycle name ‘tookie’.
4. i love the fact that everyone is so wrapped up in the black vs. female vs. latino vs. everyfuckin’body political shitstorm that the fail to see that barrack is indeed not the ‘qualified’ negro representative we all want and need, but instead a republican funded smoke-screen intended to tear apart the the traditionally black supported democratic party so another douche-bag republican can economically ass fuck us all with 8 more years of war profiteering.
nominate OPRAH for PREZ you dumb fucks. a truly qualified BLACK person who ACTUALLY IS a woman…too.
O yeah, i love that all us niggas are so offended by the word, yet use it so liberally as a term of endearment. WTF? it means black. get over it. when was the last time you saw a white get all pussified and teary-eyed because someone called him a honky?? fucking never……
and i love this site. rock on niggaz…
oh . PS. if you are afircan-american and youre reading this……consider the fact you are probably at least 1/3 white. bob marley was half white. just an interesting tidbit….
Black people hate mayo? So THAT’s why there are like 2 black people in Canada.
I have never had Mayo I wont touch the shit … it stanks and it’s white and goowy! YUCK MUCK
AHAHAHAHAHA If Black people like potato salad and tartar sauce, then they like mayo.
I dont like Mayo but I Love good potato salad.. I could pass on that tarter sauce too… speaking of which sweet pickles are disgusting!!!
Mayo is the ish. I cant eat a sandwich without it.
Finally, someone who hates stuff just like I do, and uses a term that only a truly angry person knows how to use: fcktard. Seriously, some situations and people can only truly be captured by this term.
I look forward to reading more from you and participating on your site with comments. You are hilarious and right on point. Goodness, the music video post was amazing and I love to read others comments, too.
But as a warning: I’m gonna have to stop reading you once you get taken over by white readers whose ever-present hunger for culture leads them here. I’m out, once I start reading comments like, “As a 45 year old white woman, I think [completely off point opinion] . . . ” or “Why does color even matter? White, Black, brown or yellow, we’re all the same.” I’m waaayyy over trying to defend Blackness in Black spaces. So please, keep blogging strong while there’s still time.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for writing Stuff Black People Hate!
I stumbled upon your blog because I was curious if there was an alternative to Stuff White People Like…a blog that I could not only laugh at but relate to as well. What you are talking about are topics my siblings and I been discussing since the 1980’s but were always told, “You’re crazy! That stuff doesn’t even make sense! Why do you hate so much?! Huh?”
As much as I thought Stuff White People Like was funny (for a hot minute), the topics you touch upon are what is real, true and even funny in our diverse walks of Black American life.
Just wanted to say thanks for your blog. I’m a white guy with pathetically little exposure to black culture or black friends, and with a keen awareness of the subtle racism that exists in nearly all of us. I wish more white people would read your blog; it would go a long way towards understanding and mutual respect.
dont be a kiss ass, honky….
If I ever write a blog called Stuff White People Hate, the first item will be white people who say things like “the subtle racism that exists in nearly all of us”. We need to be aware of our white PRIVILEGE, and take political action to change it (pfft yeah right. The people have so much influence in America.) We don’t need to “understand black culture”. We certainly don’t need black friends for the purpose of it. We just need a more equal society, for everyone, so that it’s inconsequential to blacks if whites understand or befriend them or not.
do black people hate being hated by white people? stuff white people hate: getting mugged. my roommate was mugged last night. enjoy the 8 dollars you got off him.
Why do white people always think that a.) black people are surprised that they hate us, and b.) we give a shit?
Yawn.
I LOVE ur blog! Its time I can read some REAL shit. VERY funny and truthful. No one knows how it is to be us but reading your blog helps (well, just a little bit)…
“Why do white people always think that a.) black people are surprised that they hate us, and b.) we give a shit?”
My brain stopped working when I saw that question, defense mechanism I’ve built up in response to the (seemingly) genuine shock white people display at natural responses to bullshit. Breaking down how much nobody cares would take too much time, and would ultimately negate my point.
Spoonie G, for Gods sake take a African history course or read a book on the subject then come back to the fold. I don’t even know where to start on your comments…so I wont, all I know is that they were pretty much supported by heirlooms of ignorance that I can understand…but you don’t seem to. I’ll spare you. As for this comment:
“oh . PS. if you are afircan-american and youre reading this……consider the fact you are probably at least 1/3 white. bob marley was half white. just an interesting tidbit….”
how the fuck do you think a lot of african americans have white blood in them to begin with?! was the shit consentual? were slave women not considered property and subject to the trauma and degredation of rape from a master who considers her 3/5 human to begin with?! I’m not saying all black people have white blood that is the product of massa’s desires, just that youre example of bob marley, whose mixed race was a product of a consentual relationship is NOT a valid support for your comment.
i’m not saying there’s anything wrong with having white blood, but when you ask people to consider that shit, maybe you should consider the reasons some have it in the first place.
good God almighty please dont let me develop hypertension off a blog.
Cari, do white people hate getting mugged by black people? stuff black people hate: dumb asses like you. blacks were enslaved by white people, enjoy the hundreds of years of free labor you got off them, ass
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just so you know..white people hate white people too.
i had more friends when i lived in black neighborhoods than white ones..
i’m white, and i find most white people to be some of the whiniest,two faced weak sons of b**tches.
so …i hate whiny two faced surburban white people who think their sooooo much better than everyone else..
the only race of folks i know who will hire a maid,a cook a nanny and take their dirty cloths to the cleaners so they can spend an entire day volunteering at their kids school..so they can get away from their spoiled rotton kids…..
their the only race of folks i know that if you go to their church or their schools they tell you to calm down and not get to loud…
cause ya know you cant get to excited about anything…
my neighbors remind me of the stepford wives or something…like a bunch of mellow well dressed robots.
no barbeques,no hey how you doing the just hide in their surban houses like their scarred of each other…
sometimes i feel so lonely i wanna move back to my old neighborhood…
miss my old friends….feel sad in this white surburia h*ll whole.
and ya know what bugs me alot more…white surburban kids who act like gang bangers…the most dangerious thing they probably ever saw was a bad pta meeting…
they just think its sooooooooooo cool to talk about shit they have no idea about.
ya’all would
laugh at the folks who live in my neighborhood… hard to them is waiting more than 5 minutes for their venti mocha whatever….
white suburban folks are impatient and rude…and think everyone is here to serve their precious uppidy asses!
i wanna move when the market changes… i’m afraid if i stay long enough i might become one of them…
If you hate this world so much, take your STUPID-ASS, hijack a rocket and go live on another planet. If you what to know what true hatred is: just look for that one person who is blind or deaf or even cant walk because they wore born without legs. A person who is 100 pounds over weight will see more hatred in there lifetime than someone with darker or lighter skin tones. That’s something that transcends all races. Because of people like you and everyone else on this board for that matter Just shows how alone I truly am in both mind and body. If this pisses you off good “HATE ME WITH EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT” and my mission will be accomplished. Take all this bullshit with you and “BURN IN HELL” for all I care.
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A Lone Soul who: was, is, and always will be alone.
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Stuff black people like..
1. Cheetos
2. Blaming every problem in the AA community on racism.
3. Govt funding
4. not wearing a belt
5. their roots in Africa
ha ha. it’s funny thinking of things different races like
Stuff white people like…
1. Grey poupon
2. Telling black people to stop playing the race card (hmmm..white people telling black people to stop playing the race card is becoming just as common as black people playing the race card…)
3. Opressing other groups…its must be a self-esteem issue, no?
5. Fake tans
6. illegal immigrants
haha yeah, it is fun
i am gonna show this to my friend, guy
hy, Give something for help those hungry people in Africa or India,
I added this blog about this subject:
in http://tinyurl.com/6bz6t7
blckas like making bastards, defiling women , and getting something for nothing.
oh, and littering.
blacks like pretending they can run a city or a country when they cant run a family or local store.
blacks hate law and order, self discipline, nature, water, building things, writing anything other than childish nonsense, reading, sailing, skiing, finishing school, paying bills, charity.
You know, right when I thought I had gotten accustomed to a Black president, I came back to revisit SBPH. I saw the white trolls comments, and I laughed out loud. They are SO SCURRED! Their little fake ass insults are playground status now!
So, to all of you angry white trolls out there, let me just say this:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*points at you*
ahahahaha…..
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*wipes tear*
Remember one thing, Barack Obama is HALF WHITE!!!
Now that he is going to be the president, he is an African American. I bet when he was younger his Black peers did not treat him like he was Black. I bet they treated him like a HALF BREED.
I hope he does something good for out nation, trust me I’m praying for him.